Dramatic Start.....
Oh, Coffee, thou art the love of mīn life, the pick-me-up to a dreary day, the jolt I've always needed to embark on this journey called life.
Thou art the start to every story, every adventure and every "misery."
Snaps Back To Reality......
This time though, it wasn't the memory of a good cup of coffee that has brought me here, but instead, it is that ancient coffee table I had recently bought.
I understand that you must be restless, attributing to the thought of coffee, settling in your stomach, but despite this confusion, I can asure you that one plain, old-looking coffee table was indeed the beginning of this mess.
As an Aspiring and extremely infamous photographer, I was in high spirits when I left my flat along with an aimless HOPE to inspire a picture.
It had been hours, I went around slyly observing the seemingly imperfect lives, transforming images of stiff interactions into visions of pure joy. But it was soon that I realized that everything was made up of just beautiful lies.
What I need then was, a cup of coffee that would get me through the tiring world.
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(OH GOSH THE DRAMA IN MY WORDS, I LOVE IT)
I decided to head back home. On my way back, I saw a beautifully carved artwork,a wooden craft long lined table that was perfect to support beverages, magazines, and photo books that had images whose stories were worth telling.(Unlike mine)
Thus, without A SINGLE THOUGHT, I dragged an unkempt, lonely, suspicious-looking table from the middle of nowhere to my house. The table would, for the first few weeks, start moving around, waving its legs front and back but I PAID NO ATTENTION, WHY? "its normal"
plus #TRENDY
But soon, this trendiness had just begun to get creepy. At midnight, I would often hear two people arguing, intensively, desperately drilling my ears out.
So one day, I decided to do THE MOST NORMAL THING, NOT-RIDICULOUS THING, in the world.
I had a "chat,"
with my table....
After a looooooooooooong, confusing, disturbing, unsensual (and hilarious) discussion, I came to a conclusion. Things started to make much more sense now.
(They didn't, I was delusional)
Hence, I pretended to fall asleep hoping that one day, I would wake up with no memory whatsoever of all of this.
And the "interpretations" I made from our convo were-
"Apologies for the amount of ridiculous stuff your eyes will witness"
So basically, DUE TO A COLLISION OF POWERFUL SPELLS, TWO INSANE WIZARDS WERE SEALED IN A FREKING TREE DURING THEIR FEARSOME BATTLE, and turns out,
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THAT TREE IS NOW MY COFFEE TABLE.
-_-
I also learned that now "I" was the one who was responsible to choose a winner out of the two only because my life sucks and I, me and my awesome self had found that table.
The toughest part being, one could read minds and the other could see the future. Like seriously? Creators of life? Have I ever robbed you or something? Why, for what reason do I deserve this? TT_TT
And what's even more ridiculous is that "I" also had to participate. But, but but but,
then again, they said-
"THE WINNER SHALL BE AWARDED"
That's it. We're on.
Being a peace-loving person, I decided to conduct a,
STURDY
STRENUOUS
HORRIFYING
SCARING
PETRIFYING
ALARMING
COMPETITIVE
FIERCE
"cHesS COmpeTitIOn"
Ok, let's skip 10 years into the future.
Now here I am ya'll, writing the most RIDICULOUS STORY of my life, but this time, as an extremely FAMOUS photographer who captures moments that seem almost too unreal and impossible to catch. As if I could stop time itself, and guess what, I CAN!
And yes, calm your horses, ya'll are probably wondering what happened to the chess game right? Who won out of a mind reader, a future predictor, and an ordinary dumb human? right? How about you guess, because I was,
TOO LAZY TO EVEN TELL THEM HOW TO PLAY A GAME THAT DIDN'T EVEN EXIST DURING THEIR TIME!
("The_Power_Of_Brains")
So, here I am, "The person who won heh," living my life, just chilling after having gone through what you call
an extremely
RIDICULOUS experience.
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-Coco Caramello
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and then Add to home screen.