【009】【主線】《仗劍衛道,踏上征途。》
在前往東方的尋人路上,途經一海灘,147Please respect copyright.PENANAbEx65Xpz0L
剛巧,遇到四名大漢,欺負一隻海龜。🐢
四名大漢,體格魁梧,胸前分別寫著︰147Please respect copyright.PENANAdqbCfoUit4
【東邪】【西毒】【南帝】【北丐】
莊園之子 雖然雙目失明,147Please respect copyright.PENANAWk19WaM2Q8
但對於這種 人多欺龜少的劣行,147Please respect copyright.PENANAafkaFVSPbp
看不過眼。
決意挺身而出,教訓這幫惡人。
莊園之子 擋在海龜身前,開口說道︰147Please respect copyright.PENANAd8p2wcHc8V
「你們這幫流氓,147Please respect copyright.PENANAcE8OFZTMyX
有本事,放開那只海龜,衝我來!」
【東邪】︰「你知道,我們是誰嗎?」
莊園之子︰「我怎知道…」
【西毒】︰147Please respect copyright.PENANAbhO26m2gjj
「我們可是 ふ巴(fu巴)大人的 四大護法!147Please respect copyright.PENANAxxO12wUY1H
威名遠播,聲名顯赫,147Please respect copyright.PENANAhgdn2Fpbxu
身懷絕技,各據一方,147Please respect copyright.PENANA21G9z6AlzF
人稱︰147Please respect copyright.PENANAXLMuee9Yg7
武林四傑,江湖至尊!」
【南帝】:147Please respect copyright.PENANAzZ8PqMXDCB
「一個瞎眼農夫,還學人多管閒事…」
【北丐】:147Please respect copyright.PENANAvyiavf7Rlh
「給他一些教訓,讓他今後,147Please respect copyright.PENANA9t5xlltQI8
有田沒手種,有路沒腳走。」
語畢,四人展開包圍。
【北丐】
【西毒】【莊園之子】【東邪】
【南帝】
147Please respect copyright.PENANAp4rEydVJXd
莊園之子,悠然自得,147Please respect copyright.PENANAofitnekZkE
不慌不忙,從容出戰,147Please respect copyright.PENANA1thJWexZVB
以一敵四,遊刃有餘,147Please respect copyright.PENANACnOMKNaSEO
不露破綻,不落下風。
看準時機,往身後一退,147Please respect copyright.PENANACb2ufN7gye
把四大高手 拉攏成一直線。
然後,從腰間掏出【上古神蕉】🍌147Please respect copyright.PENANAUODUno6nve
往前一擲,香蕉在四人之間 來回彈射,147Please respect copyright.PENANAu0KBNclBse
造成四連擊。(4 combo)
147Please respect copyright.PENANApdCUVnBS6q
【香蕉】147Please respect copyright.PENANAbISxEEfHUO
↗147Please respect copyright.PENANAPjrn75pI7F
【北丐】147Please respect copyright.PENANA5ijcEj1sJe
↖147Please respect copyright.PENANAs0rmHB3GEm
【南帝】147Please respect copyright.PENANA2CldJhimjT
↗147Please respect copyright.PENANAJIisdlpejN
【西毒】147Please respect copyright.PENANAE6rnWhVDt6
↖147Please respect copyright.PENANAZQZvQxvfV8
【東邪】147Please respect copyright.PENANAeKmG3PScBP
↗147Please respect copyright.PENANAgDxWvtXh5Y
【莊園之子】
147Please respect copyright.PENANAmBK9YaeY30
四大高手,身受重創,負傷倒地。
莊園之子 撿起地上的香蕉,收回腰間。147Please respect copyright.PENANAhmgooZ1nk1
然後,對著四人 說︰147Please respect copyright.PENANALPCtLc0lve
「我曾對一位臉上有十字疤痕的前輩147Please respect copyright.PENANAP6G90M1RRJ
作出承諾,此生 不再以利器傷人。
故棄劍刃於山野間,147Please respect copyright.PENANAXwI2ObMpOs
只留一隻香蕉隨身。
你們都走吧!銘記教誨,147Please respect copyright.PENANAFTOUr9MmYt
今後,不要再欺凌弱小。」
語畢,四大高手,抱頭鼠竄,落荒而逃。
海龜 說道︰147Please respect copyright.PENANAD6eUnIwkd2
「感謝閣下 出手相助,147Please respect copyright.PENANATBef0udB5f
為報答此 救命之恩。
這有一錦盒,內藏東海至寶,147Please respect copyright.PENANAcxoPW4WWHa
將來,若遇上危急存亡之時,147Please respect copyright.PENANAZyob2WTSlb
打開它,願能助你渡厄解困。」
臨別時,海龜問了諸葛軍師一道問題︰147Please respect copyright.PENANAMc34evwCAe
「本座原有四兄弟,147Please respect copyright.PENANARpvCuyLpi9
失散多年,覓遍天下而不獲,147Please respect copyright.PENANA2N5weN8gEx
軍師可有良策?」
諸葛軍師 抬頭,望著星空 回應道︰147Please respect copyright.PENANANkcEPeui7k
「汝往西方而行,若能在下水道,147Please respect copyright.PENANAkWWAIUdHyn
遇上一只武功蓋世的藍色老鼠,147Please respect copyright.PENANAHCMP78HkIx
不用多言,立馬上前拜牠為師。
不久的將來,你們兄弟四人,147Please respect copyright.PENANAvVjj4RsUds
會聚首一堂,口吃著 PIZZA,🍕147Please respect copyright.PENANAetZ1YxLayx
手拿著兵刃,守護世界和平。」
海龜拜謝,道別,回到海中。
作品連結︰
《失明斷臂的農夫 戀上 壞掉語音的人偶》
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