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段子大會
ENTRY #14
Author: 萌鼠
Published:
Feb 3, 2023
段子大會
Published:
Feb 3, 2023
ENTRY #14
花枝魷魚
Author: 萌鼠
Published:
Feb 3, 2023
1 Min Read
127 Words
No Plagiarism!QVOZr6oI8Xwqi0kHeqbAposted on PＥNAＮＡ

花枝和魷魚是好朋友，某日，有一個漁夫把牠們一起抓住了！

花枝：「我比較好吃，魷魚的肉又乾又柴，把牠放了吧。」

魷魚：「不對，花枝皮粗肉厚，哪裡比得上我，應該把牠丟回海裡才是。」

漁夫：「哈哈，那就把你們一網打盡！」咧嘴露出反派的誇張笑容，鼻孔朝天。

花枝和魷魚對視一眼，連忙把墨汁吐進他的嘴裡，再趁亂爬回海裡。

漁夫：「#√¥°÷@^•||`€¥^@#$……」

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