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段子大會
ENTRY #3
Author: 蔓越莓
Published:
Jan 30, 2023
段子大會
Published:
Jan 30, 2023
ENTRY #3
可怕的巧克力
Author: 蔓越莓
Published:
Jan 30, 2023
1 Min Read
221 Words
No Plagiarism!uezQEfiYsjcJ0aGhzOzKposted on PＥNAＮＡ

下課時小興去找小明打球忽然看到小明從書包裡拿出巧克力一副很想吃的樣子，於是有了這些對話

小興:欸 小明你手上拿的巧克力我想吃!

小明:...噢，給你吃呀!

小興:謝謝你，我的恩人~

小明:......就只是一塊巧克力還什麼恩人，太誇張了!

小興:{吃了第一口}吐出來OMG這啥呀?

小明:呵呵，阿就巧克力

小興:世界上怎麼會有那麼難吃的巧克力?

小明:你看一下有效日期?

小興:小明，你好噁喔!這上個月就過期了!我不敢想像過期的巧克力我剛剛吃過!

小明:不關我的事呀!你自己要吃的!我可沒叫你吃!

小興:......你完了!

小明:噢

後續:下一節課下課後小明被小興打的很慘!

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