Soda Human - Jones Tofurky & Gravy Soda

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Name: Sir Turkey Joe

Pronouns: He/Him

Age: 25

Occupation: Only The Manliest of Jobs

Location: A Handmade Cabin In The Woods

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══════⊹⊱Personality⊰⊹══════

Positive Traits: Strong, Hard-Working, Smart

Negative Traits: Too Manly For Negatives

Favorite Colors: Red and Brown

Favorite Food: Veggies (because he is vegan!)

Abilities:Super Strength

Hobbies: Berry Picking, Working-Out

Likes: Being Manly!

Dislikes: Doing Girly Things!

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══════⊹⊱Appearance⊰⊹══════

Height: 185 cm

Weight: 220 lbs.

Clothing: Exquisite Coat, Jeans, & Heavy Boots

Hair Color: Turkey Brown

Eye Color: Cranberry Red

Extras: A Few Scars and Eyepatch

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══════⊹⊱Backstory⊰⊹══════

Turkey Joe is the manliest man in all of mankind. He was born and the wilderness and mastered the art of berry picking. He made a home out of the wood he chopped.

Over time, he managed to create the best dishes nature had to offer. He soon explored ruins and learned about the world beyond the trees.

In the city, the jobs were nothing to him. He quickly became the wealthiest man in the world. What did he do next, you may be asking?

He made a vegan soda for Thanksgiving.

The End!

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