No Plagiarism!KE1jUGYl70YfmJNd04Gtposted on PENANA 高米旦是一位裝修工人,他技巧高超,沒有改裝不到的房子。8964 copyright protection378PENANAAN5INm4oz1 維尼
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由於他手工巧奪天工,心得客人喜歡,生意不錯。8964 copyright protection378PENANA4U30NXCMEc 維尼
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到了退休年齡,又有個錢,移民到芬蘭開始退休生活。8964 copyright protection378PENANATtXRWkf1Uz 維尼
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這位老者除了粵語之外,不懂其他語言,難以和當地人溝通。8964 copyright protection378PENANAtBjgfQpszD 維尼
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每天無所事事,便把自己的屋裝修和佈置,美不勝收,走過的路人也不禁多望一眼。8964 copyright protection378PENANAcZ4vJaf2AF 維尼
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鄰居看到便邀請老者裝修,老者也一一答應。8964 copyright protection378PENANAd9IILSAwqz 維尼
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不久,整條村莊也被老者裝修得美輪美奐。8964 copyright protection378PENANAhNPYfaMSZi 維尼
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老者在村上認識了他的終身女伴Chris,一起共渡餘身。8964 copyright protection378PENANAJ8BzOJPDz9 維尼
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某年的12月25日,村長家的煙囪閉塞,請老者來通。8964 copyright protection378PENANAlFJj6R6dCv 維尼
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當天他穿了一套紅色衣服通煙囪,豈料失足掉進煙囪內,但老者太肥,卡在煙囪中不上不下。8964 copyright protection378PENANARMI8phUeYj 維尼
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不禁在煙囪中爆了一句潮州式哈利波特咒語:「賠你阿麼,彈彈波。」8964 copyright protection378PENANANI0PYpzDlo 維尼
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過了很久村長才發現,但也無法救援,只好叫了老者的女伴來見他最後一面。8964 copyright protection378PENANAmEDbfXS5zO 維尼
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女伴在煙囪上哭著說要嫁給老者,老者用最後一口氣大聲叫:「Marry Chris~~~aaaaaa~~~」8964 copyright protection378PENANAg03lFL9caH 維尼
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可能太用力叫喊,老者從煙囪跌下來死了。8964 copyright protection378PENANA2cLdxl14ZJ 維尼
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村民不懂讀中文名高米旦,平時叫他Michael Tang,又不清楚中文的姓氏在頭,以為他姓氏是Tang8964 copyright protection378PENANAn5zvbFHcU1 維尼
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為紀念這位樂於助人的老者,便把這天叫姓旦節。8964 copyright protection378PENANAcELO32F77p 維尼
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每年12月25日悼念他時,村民便會模仿他穿上恐怖的紅色衣服,爬煙囪,在家中點起白蠟燭,模仿高米旦家中的佈置,一起淒厲地大叫:「Marry Chris~~~aaaaa~~~」8964 copyright protection378PENANAgWZPfYYeIN 維尼
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村長的家死了人,晚上會閙鬼,所以村長改裝了家,成為一間著名的鬼屋,吸引了世界各地人來參觀。8964 copyright protection378PENANAHGVq0EXiSi 維尼
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遊客越來越多,高米旦的鬼魂也投胎了,恐怖感全消,所以遊客便開始慶祝姓旦節,每年12月25日慶祝時,村民會穿喜慶的紅色衣服,爬煙囪,掛起橙飾,家中佈置得美輪美奐,一起高呼:「Merry Chris~~~aaaaa~~~」8964 copyright protection378PENANA0qYvGqXywL 維尼
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而高米旦更被追封:8964 copyright protection378PENANAbXAWskm8L0 維尼
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而老者的女伴,因為不知發生了乜事,所以被後人追封:8964 copyright protection378PENANAxqrvbLHRxt 維尼
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「Chris乜事」8964 copyright protection378PENANAAwiF3CJFEW 維尼
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爆笑連載中:Re:從偷情開始的圍封世界生活382Please respect copyright.PENANAeIDEVji2we
搞笑偷情小說,劇情峰迴路轉,用輪迴來偷情,用生命找活路。8964 copyright protection378PENANA29NjeiGXw1 維尼
已完結長篇:《三元特工隊》第一季之聲波陰謀382Please respect copyright.PENANAvOxYlqyXQv
由不同平行宇宙的特工所組成的最強特工隊,是拯救世界的唯一關鍵。8964 copyright protection378PENANAm5IliGdQ6v 維尼
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