Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo105Please respect copyright.PENANAtOu5EgRCjd
- iPhones are SEXY105Please respect copyright.PENANA1W44hCreNp
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!105Please respect copyright.PENANAcB3jdBmxdt
- YOU LIE105Please respect copyright.PENANANutuF8RZkQ
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag105Please respect copyright.PENANAl6MdRD6aLe
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 105Please respect copyright.PENANAYn8q62Yhhu
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 105Please respect copyright.PENANAQlB9JJqhQQ
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.105Please respect copyright.PENANAAhodr0xHz6
- Character development is only possible through murder.105Please respect copyright.PENANAME7rA94EXj
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania105Please respect copyright.PENANALbwaLfnlfz
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools105Please respect copyright.PENANAeaIYs5VwLM
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess105Please respect copyright.PENANA7YIf2Sio4j
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct105Please respect copyright.PENANA0qsz7i4rF8
- i like the *bling* *bling*105Please respect copyright.PENANANYmXbQFDOX
- hashtag accessorize105Please respect copyright.PENANAPej04flsb4
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!105Please respect copyright.PENANAUmRXKz0U8R
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!105Please respect copyright.PENANALno4Kid2wI
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!105Please respect copyright.PENANAmfs3r3V8b2
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore105Please respect copyright.PENANAFyIOX9OXmU
- we're done here, you butcher.105Please respect copyright.PENANAJFep6KsQWC
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN105Please respect copyright.PENANA25mHK4jeuv
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...105Please respect copyright.PENANABhdVNxo9SA
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars105Please respect copyright.PENANAdnWf5mHp80
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.105Please respect copyright.PENANA5NCLwu6dck
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 105Please respect copyright.PENANArTlaUv5bkp
kid 2: sure. 105Please respect copyright.PENANAjGntCPQU26
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 105Please respect copyright.PENANAcjt1DbMUir
kid 2: ... sure.105Please respect copyright.PENANAdplgeMPYeq