Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo118Please respect copyright.PENANAS5ssy6pwRh
- iPhones are SEXY118Please respect copyright.PENANAm63obGdSSv
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!118Please respect copyright.PENANAgKCFwH5BWB
- YOU LIE118Please respect copyright.PENANA8acpGSlrkf
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag118Please respect copyright.PENANAiZBhYIxN3l
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 118Please respect copyright.PENANALoekqLh9xO
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 118Please respect copyright.PENANAwWR1ow2LOt
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.118Please respect copyright.PENANA3zq3txH367
- Character development is only possible through murder.118Please respect copyright.PENANAxk8PyAqwXm
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania118Please respect copyright.PENANAGV4wK2SYMq
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools118Please respect copyright.PENANA9QKQIDKT7V
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess118Please respect copyright.PENANA5PyfPXk9nr
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct118Please respect copyright.PENANAiYSjmGSnWe
- i like the *bling* *bling*118Please respect copyright.PENANA1MQRS5Fy10
- hashtag accessorize118Please respect copyright.PENANA5KMTI4o7ct
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!118Please respect copyright.PENANAdmUIYItpZ5
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!118Please respect copyright.PENANAjA14ZELVyy
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!118Please respect copyright.PENANAjGQFSLgdr0
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore118Please respect copyright.PENANAanFrMEaoKi
- we're done here, you butcher.118Please respect copyright.PENANAznfwIuFToz
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN118Please respect copyright.PENANAV64H6uN0pQ
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...118Please respect copyright.PENANA8knFDbEIch
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars118Please respect copyright.PENANAFwErtrCdW7
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.118Please respect copyright.PENANAwWjmZfOB26
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 118Please respect copyright.PENANAOql10sZbih
kid 2: sure. 118Please respect copyright.PENANAQl5rAHLxqw
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 118Please respect copyright.PENANAnNP77AGvNm
kid 2: ... sure.118Please respect copyright.PENANA0Stiu2dsvh