Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo307Please respect copyright.PENANA6OMJDvMAQF
- iPhones are SEXY307Please respect copyright.PENANAfrG5R8FZpO
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!307Please respect copyright.PENANA59cko8zve4
- YOU LIE307Please respect copyright.PENANAVjDE1Enf7E
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag307Please respect copyright.PENANAMNhahcy1jI
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 307Please respect copyright.PENANAcfFwDNWbGw
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 307Please respect copyright.PENANAGXnJdE2hSB
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.307Please respect copyright.PENANAHQuTmcXKY9
- Character development is only possible through murder.307Please respect copyright.PENANAfPCmPKLiCq
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania307Please respect copyright.PENANAO1QX3XwdgJ
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools307Please respect copyright.PENANAsbICvEEbCy
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess307Please respect copyright.PENANAA20HXDK7Wg
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct307Please respect copyright.PENANAMo8uwYJ5AG
- i like the *bling* *bling*307Please respect copyright.PENANA8pmflwFgMU
- hashtag accessorize307Please respect copyright.PENANAVMQ6gDeEb9
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!307Please respect copyright.PENANA6creklAdq6
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!307Please respect copyright.PENANAwP31dxZO5K
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!307Please respect copyright.PENANATCYG4PmuxR
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore307Please respect copyright.PENANAPSMfwS0W6G
- we're done here, you butcher.307Please respect copyright.PENANACKnNjm2ND2
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN307Please respect copyright.PENANAkwILsKkm3g
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...307Please respect copyright.PENANAj0m4pSf8u2
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars307Please respect copyright.PENANAhmuff7ZCYh
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.307Please respect copyright.PENANAdd9Y82vxqi
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 307Please respect copyright.PENANAFuuh9Lh2gg
kid 2: sure. 307Please respect copyright.PENANAlLhxeipD45
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 307Please respect copyright.PENANAKPkzZQSwbg
kid 2: ... sure.307Please respect copyright.PENANA06zTuCGclM