Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo119Please respect copyright.PENANAB24vj9snul
- iPhones are SEXY119Please respect copyright.PENANA8WsNKlqTor
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!119Please respect copyright.PENANAR52GRXs8nr
- YOU LIE119Please respect copyright.PENANAPWMaImeRn0
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag119Please respect copyright.PENANAU4n7V99vhF
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 119Please respect copyright.PENANAvBZTtqDuJG
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 119Please respect copyright.PENANArUAe0IjHjH
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.119Please respect copyright.PENANAEFuesGmGsw
- Character development is only possible through murder.119Please respect copyright.PENANA0EdPZSAHZY
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania119Please respect copyright.PENANAidIZR2Mc9d
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools119Please respect copyright.PENANA5Ju4wXPdO6
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess119Please respect copyright.PENANAJAzYA7G5O4
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct119Please respect copyright.PENANAkFB3twDX2c
- i like the *bling* *bling*119Please respect copyright.PENANAtbAAqGwijE
- hashtag accessorize119Please respect copyright.PENANAFTUszTh62n
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!119Please respect copyright.PENANAynipEB00Mj
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!119Please respect copyright.PENANAIw5uM9nRcs
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!119Please respect copyright.PENANAuGzMT9IVHg
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore119Please respect copyright.PENANAr6igUk048j
- we're done here, you butcher.119Please respect copyright.PENANAhwr0c8v9U5
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN119Please respect copyright.PENANA14JWzoshuK
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...119Please respect copyright.PENANAr2cvdyC3Hm
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars119Please respect copyright.PENANAF1e2i8unHF
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.119Please respect copyright.PENANAfuAVdtPV5q
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 119Please respect copyright.PENANAY0CUMsvdKq
kid 2: sure. 119Please respect copyright.PENANALM7fjWvO7a
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 119Please respect copyright.PENANA0RjtGp58vQ
kid 2: ... sure.119Please respect copyright.PENANAoKA1itpPjz