Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo422Please respect copyright.PENANA8sinfdvLux
- iPhones are SEXY422Please respect copyright.PENANAhlMAMT2hMS
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!422Please respect copyright.PENANA4laSsmDDsY
- YOU LIE422Please respect copyright.PENANAUJ1LU2Qd0I
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag422Please respect copyright.PENANAGFI6ZkTX21
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 422Please respect copyright.PENANAQ4pPlmzLMD
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 422Please respect copyright.PENANAOzWBKuJd35
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.422Please respect copyright.PENANA2DwG57fOhb
- Character development is only possible through murder.422Please respect copyright.PENANAiyszbWJDOY
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania422Please respect copyright.PENANAhQQMIlfNvz
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools422Please respect copyright.PENANA2DhKCPcEia
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess422Please respect copyright.PENANA1FD7X1Gojq
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct422Please respect copyright.PENANASd6rThk9DX
- i like the *bling* *bling*422Please respect copyright.PENANAXzWJkdGlsl
- hashtag accessorize422Please respect copyright.PENANAE5qSWqT8iK
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!422Please respect copyright.PENANAmuBXsdjtni
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!422Please respect copyright.PENANA79UugfGF9L
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!422Please respect copyright.PENANAwtUMLS429X
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore422Please respect copyright.PENANAp2sPloxX6c
- we're done here, you butcher.422Please respect copyright.PENANAJQd5mr2VZG
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN422Please respect copyright.PENANAWrYcXJMLtO
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...422Please respect copyright.PENANA8WGK6G7qOE
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars422Please respect copyright.PENANAXLl6XWd2gx
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.422Please respect copyright.PENANAFuomRvAhqi
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 422Please respect copyright.PENANAM98BvMlw1u
kid 2: sure. 422Please respect copyright.PENANAB7kyTwk0EH
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 422Please respect copyright.PENANA8ZPegmfpMG
kid 2: ... sure.422Please respect copyright.PENANAtxGrEK3weN