Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo433Please respect copyright.PENANAkmk5iP3beb
- iPhones are SEXY433Please respect copyright.PENANAd9sQHbHXBP
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!433Please respect copyright.PENANACRm6gGwJ4F
- YOU LIE433Please respect copyright.PENANAzmVS12WxIL
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag433Please respect copyright.PENANA7HNVAo2Qz4
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 433Please respect copyright.PENANAaJk59eLb10
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 433Please respect copyright.PENANAh2VwH1bCls
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.433Please respect copyright.PENANAr1HLURt4uh
- Character development is only possible through murder.433Please respect copyright.PENANAf7pQ8aG1Q3
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania433Please respect copyright.PENANARkEnvlFp6a
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools433Please respect copyright.PENANAB0wA0sVnon
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess433Please respect copyright.PENANAckSMNl84ce
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct433Please respect copyright.PENANA1x54Pl2pdn
- i like the *bling* *bling*433Please respect copyright.PENANARwFBuyhlFu
- hashtag accessorize433Please respect copyright.PENANAJd5o8SmFxZ
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!433Please respect copyright.PENANALyTGKbfTAY
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!433Please respect copyright.PENANA7vymuRfk2A
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!433Please respect copyright.PENANAfljXvDiScg
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore433Please respect copyright.PENANAeBGt6IDvWn
- we're done here, you butcher.433Please respect copyright.PENANAjS5tZu2E6T
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN433Please respect copyright.PENANANFHET77KsK
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...433Please respect copyright.PENANAaflXpB4k1x
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars433Please respect copyright.PENANAaLujbcbqvJ
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.433Please respect copyright.PENANANqZtXo5DUT
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 433Please respect copyright.PENANAbc647AKAA4
kid 2: sure. 433Please respect copyright.PENANAybIp4SZP2q
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 433Please respect copyright.PENANAzQQdcd2div
kid 2: ... sure.433Please respect copyright.PENANA84ibgC6XKR