Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo104Please respect copyright.PENANAUaFXNf897J
- iPhones are SEXY104Please respect copyright.PENANAJjCx2VEYjE
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!104Please respect copyright.PENANAYxuSivTRD3
- YOU LIE104Please respect copyright.PENANAa1rRBqYToh
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag104Please respect copyright.PENANAN43MzYZ2sr
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 104Please respect copyright.PENANATXIWPPzUAA
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 104Please respect copyright.PENANAXgYMWrBAdf
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.104Please respect copyright.PENANAFjJ8P6G5Gm
- Character development is only possible through murder.104Please respect copyright.PENANAn12gJN78uW
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania104Please respect copyright.PENANApUG4ZAsToB
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools104Please respect copyright.PENANARfmv2WM80g
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess104Please respect copyright.PENANAKJ77jecPfg
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct104Please respect copyright.PENANATSkNEjKpqB
- i like the *bling* *bling*104Please respect copyright.PENANAQg0CjZy3wy
- hashtag accessorize104Please respect copyright.PENANAUqJIsh3Qqn
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!104Please respect copyright.PENANAADNSXVC2II
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!104Please respect copyright.PENANA2dNm9QbGnS
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!104Please respect copyright.PENANAapycPoASnt
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore104Please respect copyright.PENANAQul93q5VGe
- we're done here, you butcher.104Please respect copyright.PENANAjtd3O4bKPI
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN104Please respect copyright.PENANA4uWeBX9FFZ
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...104Please respect copyright.PENANAp8BrZ1UnKy
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars104Please respect copyright.PENANATM4TdCHc34
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.104Please respect copyright.PENANALJJpm6EBce
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 104Please respect copyright.PENANAJptKpXZg1J
kid 2: sure. 104Please respect copyright.PENANAXseaJjEHn9
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 104Please respect copyright.PENANACZwHfgB1LR
kid 2: ... sure.104Please respect copyright.PENANAt13TlQT7x4