Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo398Please respect copyright.PENANAy8Zmjqftln
- iPhones are SEXY398Please respect copyright.PENANAmPqPP0UYsA
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!398Please respect copyright.PENANAukk9jVFAsd
- YOU LIE398Please respect copyright.PENANApr0WyYr0HL
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag398Please respect copyright.PENANAhcb0rDObMJ
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 398Please respect copyright.PENANA0j9V0TwDye
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 398Please respect copyright.PENANAtSJbeXp4ge
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.398Please respect copyright.PENANAgh8Ng8ORKK
- Character development is only possible through murder.398Please respect copyright.PENANAITFIj0IrAH
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania398Please respect copyright.PENANAkoAFutwVtU
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools398Please respect copyright.PENANADIb8lpy4rX
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess398Please respect copyright.PENANAiMwsztBWFK
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct398Please respect copyright.PENANAKQAxEEOTr2
- i like the *bling* *bling*398Please respect copyright.PENANAiVDYqeNtx0
- hashtag accessorize398Please respect copyright.PENANAvg95GEttFL
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!398Please respect copyright.PENANASGii5Q4K83
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!398Please respect copyright.PENANAp2nuvN8Or5
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!398Please respect copyright.PENANAjP2bqHvciO
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore398Please respect copyright.PENANAtT1Phnel2Q
- we're done here, you butcher.398Please respect copyright.PENANAgb7hci5ost
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN398Please respect copyright.PENANAfuaslBOZhc
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...398Please respect copyright.PENANAcc9XA2C65n
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars398Please respect copyright.PENANA8i4QKPDfDQ
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.398Please respect copyright.PENANAYvOvN0CExT
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 398Please respect copyright.PENANAPID5U2mM8T
kid 2: sure. 398Please respect copyright.PENANAfvDaBIOH1a
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 398Please respect copyright.PENANAPTMvsd7ONX
kid 2: ... sure.398Please respect copyright.PENANATNlmFjQR3k