Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo313Please respect copyright.PENANA3oSBNLO8Pj
- iPhones are SEXY313Please respect copyright.PENANAsYk3wOJ1bS
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!313Please respect copyright.PENANANNI7WSnWyI
- YOU LIE313Please respect copyright.PENANAs3yO0U76IH
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag313Please respect copyright.PENANAD4MdZl0FYw
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 313Please respect copyright.PENANAgWFwuH9LOK
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 313Please respect copyright.PENANA2hCdqQ5k2H
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.313Please respect copyright.PENANAt2ykLF40dR
- Character development is only possible through murder.313Please respect copyright.PENANAAz1IR0sumS
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania313Please respect copyright.PENANAXhla8Vc7HV
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools313Please respect copyright.PENANAdqCpieE853
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess313Please respect copyright.PENANAnlRvNBUTWv
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct313Please respect copyright.PENANA1Jbial9Yqh
- i like the *bling* *bling*313Please respect copyright.PENANAxIERhzgiAq
- hashtag accessorize313Please respect copyright.PENANAgpo3GONoxe
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!313Please respect copyright.PENANA9OL0hlDduB
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!313Please respect copyright.PENANAKJeokmq0Bh
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!313Please respect copyright.PENANAZPiAjAZ7hT
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore313Please respect copyright.PENANAENmthBa945
- we're done here, you butcher.313Please respect copyright.PENANA6xPVXGBVQt
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN313Please respect copyright.PENANANOZGhRMVfX
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...313Please respect copyright.PENANAAzDX5jubBc
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars313Please respect copyright.PENANAIoJAx0YPUh
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.313Please respect copyright.PENANAhODHk8uEpD
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 313Please respect copyright.PENANAfCSF4BrYOU
kid 2: sure. 313Please respect copyright.PENANADQRPfXqgQk
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 313Please respect copyright.PENANAqRXmHgNZmN
kid 2: ... sure.313Please respect copyright.PENANAptnVifW4ZD