Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo424Please respect copyright.PENANACcQZHopujF
- iPhones are SEXY424Please respect copyright.PENANAcDD7Xcv2oJ
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!424Please respect copyright.PENANAlI38L074t2
- YOU LIE424Please respect copyright.PENANALIcGDexpmd
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag424Please respect copyright.PENANAtaOcNkGk2u
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 424Please respect copyright.PENANALNlNZocPsp
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 424Please respect copyright.PENANAsYARcbCDZ3
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.424Please respect copyright.PENANAvlwf6qs81a
- Character development is only possible through murder.424Please respect copyright.PENANADV6P8vJ78R
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania424Please respect copyright.PENANAHh7ziY48M6
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools424Please respect copyright.PENANAEzXwI8vJmQ
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess424Please respect copyright.PENANAE1wZj9Gpdg
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct424Please respect copyright.PENANA8hQqTxfDJM
- i like the *bling* *bling*424Please respect copyright.PENANAZLfPaL9ae3
- hashtag accessorize424Please respect copyright.PENANAm8E44Vp781
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!424Please respect copyright.PENANA4HBSQf2BEF
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!424Please respect copyright.PENANAf3w3lKVCfd
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!424Please respect copyright.PENANAOyuwRHgWjP
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore424Please respect copyright.PENANAahBoD9M8wn
- we're done here, you butcher.424Please respect copyright.PENANAIpy2ExGOt2
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN424Please respect copyright.PENANA7bf9fWJUIS
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...424Please respect copyright.PENANAjBnvNAmgXp
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars424Please respect copyright.PENANAn39o43mItD
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.424Please respect copyright.PENANAdMJSbomOBm
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 424Please respect copyright.PENANAlkvy8iO533
kid 2: sure. 424Please respect copyright.PENANAbBJ5MJZAOZ
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 424Please respect copyright.PENANAl96dCrQRcQ
kid 2: ... sure.424Please respect copyright.PENANACNbNCOHqjR