Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo376Please respect copyright.PENANAulfAsNLAQi
- iPhones are SEXY376Please respect copyright.PENANAzhcFvTHr7H
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!376Please respect copyright.PENANAw462q4njSy
- YOU LIE376Please respect copyright.PENANArZhKzUMhs5
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag376Please respect copyright.PENANATEoW31pQkX
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 376Please respect copyright.PENANA1caoBBA6zU
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 376Please respect copyright.PENANAXkrHKSzOli
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.376Please respect copyright.PENANA0DZSTDqbBE
- Character development is only possible through murder.376Please respect copyright.PENANAoPRY1ZIV4e
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania376Please respect copyright.PENANAVCPGxIKoly
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools376Please respect copyright.PENANAehk301wke7
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess376Please respect copyright.PENANAKDbxfl7BEb
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct376Please respect copyright.PENANAVJid0xrx7E
- i like the *bling* *bling*376Please respect copyright.PENANAjjuj1IStRn
- hashtag accessorize376Please respect copyright.PENANAUur8MmB4IO
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!376Please respect copyright.PENANANBzNLU9nSK
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!376Please respect copyright.PENANAhI0B0mVbIa
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!376Please respect copyright.PENANAWY5iFEwZUh
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore376Please respect copyright.PENANAJMpa8RihTF
- we're done here, you butcher.376Please respect copyright.PENANAjA3wesBuge
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN376Please respect copyright.PENANAERH5QviMbU
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...376Please respect copyright.PENANAlEZM92qahc
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars376Please respect copyright.PENANASUHXdXosZu
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.376Please respect copyright.PENANA9vWcAimwAz
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 376Please respect copyright.PENANA9hnOWMDjYV
kid 2: sure. 376Please respect copyright.PENANAliNy1GBouk
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 376Please respect copyright.PENANArRYVuDqIDh
kid 2: ... sure.376Please respect copyright.PENANABgE26Xnmkr