Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhpXAN50fX
- iPhones are SEXY647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAada0f2zn
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSuzQgvYHp
- YOU LIE647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUByfYntt6f
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZy3NPd06h6
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGQ5J1I0SM
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7xesrlcR6
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfeHMQkUhU
- Character development is only possible through murder.647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJK4wMabuM
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4tAQiuFvbs
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOTOBFDRQm
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5w8Eey7uis
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2PL9ob5c7R
- i like the *bling* *bling*647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4EwkZ3eS6
- hashtag accessorize647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZqrF8n0Q6w
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqF2NCzoeZ1
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApILddnOMj
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfCMx2iwy7
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq846mdDHpN
- we're done here, you butcher.647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMeP1WxbvcW
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOLeIb6VBMA
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fcGW8WqE8
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpS0dS0VckX
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsDmhisn72l
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkuE2pJ713
kid 2: sure. 647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSzwpnlA0o
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXi6OZY4v8
kid 2: ... sure.647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwBIpdsuJw
and then Add to home screen.