I'm dead, not dead as in a figurative sense, dead as in I'm gone, not a part of the living world anymore. I'm stuck in purgatory I'm sure you would like to find out exactly how I died, I'll tell you, well not right now.  Before you decide whether or not I suffer through eternal damnation in whichever layer of hell I belong, first I must please myself innocent. What would I be guilty of? Probably murder.