和吸血鬼分手的正確方式

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與一隻七百年的吸血鬼分手該用什麼方式？800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvUlfEi9aM
一、直接說。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObuQAnZczV
「我想分手。」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Bgwlr5fQM
「好。」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpeMSNeo0h
？！這麼乾脆……800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4z5TPI3wD
「那……」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8prxN3ZLIg
「分手前我們先來清算一下各自的財產，還有這七百年來我們彼此花在對方身上的錢……」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPlc15sn2h
「……不用算得那麼清吧？我其實……無所謂的。」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqUv87UY8v
「要算得清楚，才能分得乾淨，不是嗎？」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOcFm0Y1b4
「……好吧。」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ65WbUHfxau
一天、兩天……一星期過去了。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtW3Dp90eEE
「根本算不完啊！！」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzuLb2O7ej8
「加油，你還有六百七十五年又三個月二十天的帳沒算。」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7Mmmq47hP
「……我不玩了。」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIx7vbI600G
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二、劈腿。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xfDTY6Hxi
直接找個新對象就能讓他死心吧？800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDaCQ39Eiy
他心裡算盤打得啪啦響，沒想到……800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2PsX89Pig
「你守在我和我新對象的房裡幹什麼？」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfpYuavMdXM
「觀摩他到底哪一點比我好？沒關係，你們繼續，我不打擾。」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzBrQTXFbO
「……」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqxl5Ts6Hx
「覺得我礙事，我也可以當一隻小蝙蝠，就掛在窗上，沒事的，不用在意我。」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2eWumMDxXC
「……」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtdrFq2uW5
「對不起，我打擾兩位了，我滾。」新對象如是說。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUIaFB6Smvs
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三、我躲！800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFV7spmBv3
直接分手不成，難道還不能直接躲他嗎？800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctlff5gNrg
相信躲久了，他也會忘記他這個人的。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpR2zd6AMr
錯了。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWbxuBgFems
不管他怎麼躲，躲去哪裡，他都有辦法找到他。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu34K00hvqG
「您忘了，我們在一起七百多年了嗎？」他陰側側地笑著，表情不懷好意。「您會去哪裡，怎麼躲人？我會不清楚嗎？」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIe3Mylxa9
「……」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDf4xRgNSFw
好吧，誰來告訴他，究竟該怎麼跟一個吸血鬼分手？800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzl7bKKYVj1
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