和吸血鬼分手的正確方式

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與一隻七百年的吸血鬼分手該用什麼方式？707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNU0M0WcihK
一、直接說。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0Gc5WzWuZ
「我想分手。」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgjYbNH2aCN
「好。」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrG25VtLxHy
？！這麼乾脆……707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzSM3NTo5V
「那……」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtAoEi3fOkk
「分手前我們先來清算一下各自的財產，還有這七百年來我們彼此花在對方身上的錢……」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9tAHbdq1d
「……不用算得那麼清吧？我其實……無所謂的。」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivXcZ48Vqd
「要算得清楚，才能分得乾淨，不是嗎？」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wWLEHZksr
「……好吧。」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWKtlOvUF7
一天、兩天……一星期過去了。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXtEL26LhJ
「根本算不完啊！！」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqeXy9qjEv
「加油，你還有六百七十五年又三個月二十天的帳沒算。」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hj2BwyQ3a
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二、劈腿。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhMsVfWfGA
直接找個新對象就能讓他死心吧？707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5juXRFlDn0
他心裡算盤打得啪啦響，沒想到……707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPSQPyWS1p
「你守在我和我新對象的房裡幹什麼？」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cpo7b6zm5
「觀摩他到底哪一點比我好？沒關係，你們繼續，我不打擾。」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7PwDX5d1w
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「覺得我礙事，我也可以當一隻小蝙蝠，就掛在窗上，沒事的，不用在意我。」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwLdajjHev2
「……」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjBkb7BCPP
「對不起，我打擾兩位了，我滾。」新對象如是說。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlvwga3jBR
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三、我躲！707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxUtzSmD54c
直接分手不成，難道還不能直接躲他嗎？707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfDPNQLfnw
相信躲久了，他也會忘記他這個人的。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7HTI34yzm
錯了。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnhyHqSP1P
不管他怎麼躲，躲去哪裡，他都有辦法找到他。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcIMno9dH0B
「您忘了，我們在一起七百多年了嗎？」他陰側側地笑著，表情不懷好意。「您會去哪裡，怎麼躲人？我會不清楚嗎？」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tic7DeHrm
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好吧，誰來告訴他，究竟該怎麼跟一個吸血鬼分手？707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHLFUlZC1Sn
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