和吸血鬼分手的正確方式

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與一隻七百年的吸血鬼分手該用什麼方式？808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KDrt9Zd6d
一、直接說。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdFo4YmZCC
「我想分手。」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRU0uF8BRa
「好。」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUYW0TeUHN
？！這麼乾脆……808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvnftsPmZY
「那……」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbF0GpOdb7l
「分手前我們先來清算一下各自的財產，還有這七百年來我們彼此花在對方身上的錢……」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRs3Z1ki4d
「……不用算得那麼清吧？我其實……無所謂的。」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73d2FbcL50
「要算得清楚，才能分得乾淨，不是嗎？」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPoFTTp3sQk
「……好吧。」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMI6mblxmwQ
一天、兩天……一星期過去了。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZ8PlZJkZf
「根本算不完啊！！」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiyD49NwGlt
「加油，你還有六百七十五年又三個月二十天的帳沒算。」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4E8HjbXRBD
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直接找個新對象就能讓他死心吧？808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSS9C3aZmrI
他心裡算盤打得啪啦響，沒想到……808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgB0L087XoM
「你守在我和我新對象的房裡幹什麼？」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdKEB8SveR
「觀摩他到底哪一點比我好？沒關係，你們繼續，我不打擾。」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNC4jI5XTW
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「覺得我礙事，我也可以當一隻小蝙蝠，就掛在窗上，沒事的，不用在意我。」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27ZckLrFDH
「……」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5LNwaQla7
「對不起，我打擾兩位了，我滾。」新對象如是說。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5dllvhzY9E
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三、我躲！808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfW4xIc7Yi
直接分手不成，難道還不能直接躲他嗎？808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsHUVwTCBvh
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「您忘了，我們在一起七百多年了嗎？」他陰側側地笑著，表情不懷好意。「您會去哪裡，怎麼躲人？我會不清楚嗎？」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHr9b30TavG
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好吧，誰來告訴他，究竟該怎麼跟一個吸血鬼分手？808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOTPw6bITN
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