和吸血鬼分手的正確方式

§文案：749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfiID6NPPSu
749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpV7EvE5xN
與一隻七百年的吸血鬼分手該用什麼方式？749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlnQY9vgL6Z
一、直接說。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV80shN3NPj
「我想分手。」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HXNAKviUD
「好。」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YNHKAmWg4
？！這麼乾脆……749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0RGMu0KtYr
「那……」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJi7kmGVEX1
「分手前我們先來清算一下各自的財產，還有這七百年來我們彼此花在對方身上的錢……」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡruw5aFUfcb
「……不用算得那麼清吧？我其實……無所謂的。」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6Ma2pr0vz
「要算得清楚，才能分得乾淨，不是嗎？」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7PrtJoMolz
「……好吧。」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplR6EbYrwc
一天、兩天……一星期過去了。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRdx0j3eNz
「根本算不完啊！！」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ALtvzL12W
「加油，你還有六百七十五年又三個月二十天的帳沒算。」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSt2zrTlgOg
「……我不玩了。」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3fuuQdpE0
749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeY7ZxY2Sqc
二、劈腿。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn8j2iZZ4lY
直接找個新對象就能讓他死心吧？749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnfae5BFV6F
他心裡算盤打得啪啦響，沒想到……749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs8bBmlAb4X
「你守在我和我新對象的房裡幹什麼？」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2zqKh9LMk
「觀摩他到底哪一點比我好？沒關係，你們繼續，我不打擾。」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdAoy0k5Mz
「……」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQUzllGOSH
「覺得我礙事，我也可以當一隻小蝙蝠，就掛在窗上，沒事的，不用在意我。」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMs67DjTA4i
「……」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiWYS2t3J6k
「對不起，我打擾兩位了，我滾。」新對象如是說。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhiii9z9Lo
749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLrtkR6b8p
三、我躲！749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3E9OukdAoF
直接分手不成，難道還不能直接躲他嗎？749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdp0bhqzuD1
相信躲久了，他也會忘記他這個人的。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNK5dxSeIE
錯了。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBexThLnLE0
不管他怎麼躲，躲去哪裡，他都有辦法找到他。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySOHzmMJyj
「您忘了，我們在一起七百多年了嗎？」他陰側側地笑著，表情不懷好意。「您會去哪裡，怎麼躲人？我會不清楚嗎？」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6nue6l6z1R
「……」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7tVP5CeB4
好吧，誰來告訴他，究竟該怎麼跟一個吸血鬼分手？749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡItNXYKUkNm
749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssQtXgsOM1
§偽標籤：＃BL＃年下＃忠犬＃奇幻＃文案詐欺749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mOHdUwCMw
749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKd60oOwL79

書封感謝不魚贈

ns216.73.216.30da2

介面主題:

字體大小:

行距:

段距:

自動加載下一章