和吸血鬼分手的正確方式

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與一隻七百年的吸血鬼分手該用什麼方式？710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpsO9YBSor9
一、直接說。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaiq1NQwVVc
「我想分手。」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8P8B8vZIrn
「好。」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHG0GxyTVk
？！這麼乾脆……710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9BNS40o04
「那……」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPbgV9ucFz
「分手前我們先來清算一下各自的財產，還有這七百年來我們彼此花在對方身上的錢……」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISdY6qdjUz
「……不用算得那麼清吧？我其實……無所謂的。」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmio4NzOVP9
「要算得清楚，才能分得乾淨，不是嗎？」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5N9UZZMmSy
「……好吧。」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAlLvg8n9Nt
一天、兩天……一星期過去了。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYuogMPJX7k
「根本算不完啊！！」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPeYFHt9qF
「加油，你還有六百七十五年又三個月二十天的帳沒算。」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAjShTmhkw
「……我不玩了。」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8uNQqAqtp
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二、劈腿。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcA13IyC0fY
直接找個新對象就能讓他死心吧？710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVh8QCaGAs
他心裡算盤打得啪啦響，沒想到……710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPU3pDkRh8T
「你守在我和我新對象的房裡幹什麼？」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6FIADhpd2
「觀摩他到底哪一點比我好？沒關係，你們繼續，我不打擾。」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUE1PicNxY
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「覺得我礙事，我也可以當一隻小蝙蝠，就掛在窗上，沒事的，不用在意我。」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFacuW6ghLt
「……」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVAkHplzbu
「對不起，我打擾兩位了，我滾。」新對象如是說。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjJe2xM4uc
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三、我躲！710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXjdVmDY62
直接分手不成，難道還不能直接躲他嗎？710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbrAFwok4F
相信躲久了，他也會忘記他這個人的。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdqD1IFta6
錯了。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJRr9AKY0h
不管他怎麼躲，躲去哪裡，他都有辦法找到他。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbN9r4S9n4j
「您忘了，我們在一起七百多年了嗎？」他陰側側地笑著，表情不懷好意。「您會去哪裡，怎麼躲人？我會不清楚嗎？」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQVPqDZzgz
「……」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfStNPvnKAY
好吧，誰來告訴他，究竟該怎麼跟一個吸血鬼分手？710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3ocMTI4yJ
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