和吸血鬼分手的正確方式

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與一隻七百年的吸血鬼分手該用什麼方式？590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAJRi83l9a
一、直接說。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8OGk3n4lE
「我想分手。」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFB5pmOWfrA
「好。」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5CGqP1VK2
？！這麼乾脆……590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLEL8lnE0P
「那……」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCMp83qiwYi
「分手前我們先來清算一下各自的財產，還有這七百年來我們彼此花在對方身上的錢……」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPXAFLcZIe
「……不用算得那麼清吧？我其實……無所謂的。」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrHH7hndQE
「要算得清楚，才能分得乾淨，不是嗎？」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSrUwjPe4L
「……好吧。」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpauufdh73
一天、兩天……一星期過去了。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdl1GlW3AN
「根本算不完啊！！」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSWI1U8iqV
「加油，你還有六百七十五年又三個月二十天的帳沒算。」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6AS0bvSsU
「……我不玩了。」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmlgIg5S3Vh
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二、劈腿。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqX09GOLh5
直接找個新對象就能讓他死心吧？590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX3dtEErQbc
他心裡算盤打得啪啦響，沒想到……590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3c33Bi6iVD
「你守在我和我新對象的房裡幹什麼？」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVngisoIjI
「觀摩他到底哪一點比我好？沒關係，你們繼續，我不打擾。」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ879wqHXr74
「……」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡso3GriWK0X
「覺得我礙事，我也可以當一隻小蝙蝠，就掛在窗上，沒事的，不用在意我。」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzVm7yFtcBi
「……」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4b11jwLiN
「對不起，我打擾兩位了，我滾。」新對象如是說。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38l6SjVEKu
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三、我躲！590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxGDHnqO7h
直接分手不成，難道還不能直接躲他嗎？590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6JnmBhFRW
相信躲久了，他也會忘記他這個人的。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0PyYjlp8z
錯了。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWqIUkSqaW
不管他怎麼躲，躲去哪裡，他都有辦法找到他。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4JVbi6Okph
「您忘了，我們在一起七百多年了嗎？」他陰側側地笑著，表情不懷好意。「您會去哪裡，怎麼躲人？我會不清楚嗎？」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXobAHIaaSj
「……」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXKaUdwai0
好吧，誰來告訴他，究竟該怎麼跟一個吸血鬼分手？590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRoqAdjCov
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