和吸血鬼分手的正確方式

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與一隻七百年的吸血鬼分手該用什麼方式？799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSOv85cqbf
一、直接說。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmTnh4Q7mmT
「我想分手。」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwhKjeXb8u
「好。」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLb1uKsV0S
？！這麼乾脆……799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Gtn5nRvzh
「那……」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmWNcsdD7fZ
「分手前我們先來清算一下各自的財產，還有這七百年來我們彼此花在對方身上的錢……」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2f66g2FJE
「……不用算得那麼清吧？我其實……無所謂的。」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRULS3b439I
「要算得清楚，才能分得乾淨，不是嗎？」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOneWG9nUPi
「……好吧。」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqzwwPNPYi
一天、兩天……一星期過去了。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0IBoBL0vn1
「根本算不完啊！！」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0sqEOPifl
「加油，你還有六百七十五年又三個月二十天的帳沒算。」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnz7Pk8vE5
「……我不玩了。」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmx0mZXApv
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二、劈腿。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeX3kttww58
直接找個新對象就能讓他死心吧？799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxfISNbdOm
他心裡算盤打得啪啦響，沒想到……799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Miwde2tt6
「你守在我和我新對象的房裡幹什麼？」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXsZsLbhIa
「觀摩他到底哪一點比我好？沒關係，你們繼續，我不打擾。」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dbjPWzTS1
「……」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GBxKnZwJ8
「覺得我礙事，我也可以當一隻小蝙蝠，就掛在窗上，沒事的，不用在意我。」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4lNBSGuA0
「……」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWqgpj4b3ea
「對不起，我打擾兩位了，我滾。」新對象如是說。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYZI548smM
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三、我躲！799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGtdLDRH3AY
直接分手不成，難道還不能直接躲他嗎？799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxnVJFDlZ1
相信躲久了，他也會忘記他這個人的。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55BpBJFln5
錯了。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnptDY8hDWL
不管他怎麼躲，躲去哪裡，他都有辦法找到他。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSl4MXeire
「您忘了，我們在一起七百多年了嗎？」他陰側側地笑著，表情不懷好意。「您會去哪裡，怎麼躲人？我會不清楚嗎？」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVbjuLlTq8
「……」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDp6eNdijwh
好吧，誰來告訴他，究竟該怎麼跟一個吸血鬼分手？799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxDCI6hqt5
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