「𤓓爆!你真是白痴到沒朋友啊!沒人叫你真醉的啊!」青姐把喉嚨全打開,大聲叫喊,聲音從聽筒傳來也能刺穿耳膜。38Please respect copyright.PENANAg5I4yRcdXr
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「大姐!是你灌醉我的,好不好?」38Please respect copyright.PENANA0sAtOWIc4M
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「你不能喝你早說呀!」38Please respect copyright.PENANAK21XEMkKC2
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周末大清早,宿醉還沒醒,頭還痛得像被數十枝鐵錘圍毆一般,還要受青姐的音波功折磨,那刻我真的不想活了!泡不到本來就沒人期望我會去泡的妞,多麼芝麻綠豆的事,怎麼像是我辦喜酒大宴親朋但最終沒出現,又或是讓妻子獨守空幃那樣被指著鼻子痛罵一番?38Please respect copyright.PENANAV37QJyhase
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雖然,我確實是把機會錯過了!38Please respect copyright.PENANAvU59yXB44b
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我竟然醉個不省人事,要她在我的口袋裡掏出手機,打電話給青姐詢問我家住址。就是為了方便女孩子留宿才多花錢搬出來獨居的我,美女就在家裡竟然爛醉如泥,人家做了什麼,說了什麼都不曉得。要不是青姐追魂般打了無數個電話把我吵醒,我還在夢中。38Please respect copyright.PENANAVuKXmgbGm0
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所謂『執輸行頭,慘過敗家』這一回真是陪了夫人又折兵了!38Please respect copyright.PENANAtbcP94Weln
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「允洌啊允洌!早知道昨晚就讓她來送我,隨你醉到睡在街頭。」38Please respect copyright.PENANAMpc7ndPnHt
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「你可真沒人性!」38Please respect copyright.PENANAPMe4zNHA3t
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「暴殮天物遭天譴啊,你知道嗎?」38Please respect copyright.PENANAgYl9LzsBlX
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「哎!」我是有點燥,「譴就譴了吧!我就是泡不到妞好了吧!」38Please respect copyright.PENANAzNzO6xo8JG
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把手機丟到一角,我便躺在床上,看著天花板發呆。38Please respect copyright.PENANAejy67QAX41
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回想起來,過去的所有女友都不是主動追求回來的;頂多,就是曖昧時對她們太好,讓她們無法按捺而拉起了我的手。然後,我便如護花使者一樣,守在她們的身邊,當那麼一個硬朗的女友。直到那種允洌式的呵護對她們來說已不足夠,已完全喪失吸引力,愛情的觸感麻痹了,她們便會離開。38Please respect copyright.PENANAdTPalu0fif
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我沒有追求過任何人;也沒被任何人呵護過。38Please respect copyright.PENANAqfc3yVMm0q
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忽然想起被圈在她兩臂之間的一刻,我的心跳停滯了一下。那種讓身體全然收縮、拴在一起的感覺,是陌生的。受驚讓皮膚和肌肉全繃緊,像被扔進冰箱裡般讓雞皮疙瘩全跑出來了;心裡卻多了一絲奇怪的溫暖,隨血管流送到全身。38Please respect copyright.PENANAyY2TANtPU7
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難道說,那就是被呵護的感覺麼?38Please respect copyright.PENANAz0wZ5ln9sk
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唉!允洌啊允洌!你想這些是幹什麼了呢?醉過以後就得清醒,得認清在這自己周遭和身上都清晰無比的現實;你媽的你就是長成了個爺們的相,一身猥瑣麻甩佬的氣息,呵護對你來說永遠是active voice, never ever a passive voice,ok?38Please respect copyright.PENANATEFXpY1qGo
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好吧好吧!麻甩佬就麻甩佬吧!38Please respect copyright.PENANAzydXNpzAgB
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我這個麻甩佬忽然就像在人生最暗處裡領悟到真理般,睜大了雙眼,肉身注滿了能量一躍而起。以冰水洗了把臉,好好梳洗了一番,從衣櫥裡翻出唸書時總愛穿的皮西裝外套,換了個酷哥般的造型往外跑。至少,就該當一個年輕、酷得起的麻甩佬;怎說,我才二十四歲!38Please respect copyright.PENANANUSTm0k1CV
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我決定在這麼一個酒後的星期六裝它一整天的帥;就先要找個能讓我耍帥的地方。沒有。香港地如今什麼地方都只見自由行旅客,拉著行李箱,揮著一大堆鈔票出現在每一個該有他們和不該有他們的角落。你媽,自由行怎會神通廣大得跟我搶著吃南記?這裡早已沒有能讓人耍帥的地方了!結果?我坐了一個多小時的地鐵,就在入閘的那個站出閘!38Please respect copyright.PENANA1D2xoVfhjz
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出閘的時候,一個拉著一箱嬰幼兒奶粉的老婦在我前方努力地嘗試把那手拉車拉出閘。問題是,手拉車縱然纖瘦,其上的那箱子明顯地比閘口要寬多了!裡頭若是鐵罐奶粉,是再用力也不會拉得過的,好不好?看著她執著地繼續拉著,我猶豫著應否出手幫忙,還是出口相勸。要是她是走奶粉的水貨客,我是否成了幫兇?38Please respect copyright.PENANAgb785rHqgp
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然後,誰拍了拍我的肩膀。「一起幫忙吧!」便在我面前把老婦的手拉車舉起。我急急伸出雙手幫忙,一起把手拉車從閘上抬了過去。老婦幾聲感謝後,便拉著手拉車急步離去。38Please respect copyright.PENANA5GIppll730
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是型人。哎!38Please respect copyright.PENANAgcE7l0r8iV
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「嗨!」她把雙手插進褲袋,向我微笑。38Please respect copyright.PENANAmn4O10Sljx
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「嗨!」我也學著把雙手插進袋裡,臉上卻只是牽強。38Please respect copyright.PENANAIZZHuiDF8v
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怎麼會被這樣碰上?雖然我的打扮尚算不賴,但剛才的猶豫看來一點也不帥;這種不帥的樣子竟然又被她看到。是是是。我是很在意自己在這陌生人心裡的型象;無從否認。38Please respect copyright.PENANA1eUcwfo9JZ
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「你還好吧?」38Please respect copyright.PENANANjtru7OYoa
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「吓?什麼?」38Please respect copyright.PENANAsuajjA5W76
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「昨晚你喝得挺醉的...」38Please respect copyright.PENANAss9EdYCbhS
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唉!就別再提昨晚了,好嗎?爛醉如泥,不省人事至讓一個陌生人送回家這種事,還真夠讓我被青姐恥笑一輩子。再怎麼打扮都於是無補,更別說那些鮑魚腸仔的言論如何震懾整家火鍋店的食客了!38Please respect copyright.PENANADbyVoKq5uy
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「昨晚真不好意思。」她的臉上竟然泛紅,萌得不得了!「不得已我才會...」38Please respect copyright.PENANAfir4qTNYLH
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「啊?什麼?」難道說,她做了什麼我不知道的事了?實在,她做的一切我都不知道。38Please respect copyright.PENANADge0TBNKkj
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「你的手機放在褲袋,所以我伸手進去拿。」切!就只這樣?38Please respect copyright.PENANAzgJbo3ezEG
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「沒事!小事情。」我好像忘了什麼重要的事情。38Please respect copyright.PENANAWRw3nG7lfo
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「你好像真的什麼都不記得了!」38Please respect copyright.PENANAWtN9LtxtXH
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「啊?什麼?」38Please respect copyright.PENANAqXC64KPGHK
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「我不小心,碰到你的大腿,」然後,她竟然忍不住別過臉去,笑了笑。「你還大叫,一巴掌摑在我臉上了!」38Please respect copyright.PENANATUPZ8SJ77z
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我當堂呆了,只能看著她笑著,看著我的臉;直到下一班列車抵達,乘客往閘口衝來,她便把我推到一旁去,再次被圈在的雙臂內。楞著,看著她的雙眼;她有著淺棕色的虹膜,細心觀察下,像是一對貓眼一樣。38Please respect copyright.PENANA94tUVJZfG6
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「你...」她靠得很近,咀角微牽在淺笑,似是有什麼不能讓別人聽見的東西要說,「叫什麼名字?」38Please respect copyright.PENANAPbtUJJNcwn
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「我...」38Please respect copyright.PENANAXWmsYYPRaG
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「我叫易澈。」她再牽了牽咀角,笑容勾人。「做個朋友,可以嗎?」38Please respect copyright.PENANAFedvGjR8fy
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