「哎!小姐。我好像不認識你。」我說。看了看她,再看了看她摟著我臂膀的手,又再看了看她。59Please respect copyright.PENANAwDIRUKSYUs
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「你叫什麼名字?」59Please respect copyright.PENANA1fBCtjmidi
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「吓?我?」別!千萬別說!「我叫凌靖。」幹你爹!59Please respect copyright.PENANABbKFwScehU
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「我叫尹若曦。那現在我們認識了!」我就知道會這樣!59Please respect copyright.PENANAWmjRi8bPpZ
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結果這位尹小姐就一直摟著我的臂膀,伴著我走進校園。真希望那男人快快出現,把這女人帶走。我可不想被什麼熟人看見我跟這樣一個見不著臉、穿一身貼身火紅連身短裙的長髮女人在校園裡招搖。59Please respect copyright.PENANAzOZPMP4yCc
「喂!凌大俠!」他你的媽的!59Please respect copyright.PENANAYvNzxtVB9Z
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見鬼的被同學系裡最不像男人的八婆型醜男瞧見,我和這樣一個惹火女人從小巴站走到咖啡店這件事被瞬間傳開。兩個小時後便傳回我耳裡;版本大概已是version snow leopard。「據聞你在開心公園和一個穿deep v的女人打茄輪被教授看見。凌大俠果然卓越不凡!」一把將螢光筆往多咀男擲過去。不發火你們把老娘當病貓了哈!黃昏時,我已成了『兩火辣女開心公園爭搶凌大俠』這樣被抬舉的緋聞主角。很有混娛樂圈的潛質!59Please respect copyright.PENANAfEmJoJRRtk
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其實我是個很低調的人好不好?我只想拿張沙紙,找一份安穩的工作,平凡地渡過餘生。我沒選擇生在姓凌的家庭,練跆拳也是父母的意思,飛身救了一個快從樓梯上掉下來的女孩也不過是本能反應,幹嘛非得給我這樣的稱號?也太不要臉了吧!59Please respect copyright.PENANA7fKwplA7nC
哎!這急速進化或退化的世界就是需要話題和話題人物,讓人幻想無極限。該慶幸的是,話題源源不絕,一個話題的生命周期也就總比經期要短。59Please respect copyright.PENANA045IxilOuA
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坐上回程的小巴,我累透了,手機卻響個不停。是梁少康那混蛋。這時分大概是來報告宿舍裡第一手新聞吧!59Please respect copyright.PENANAVuy7T5Xh3g
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「還沒死嗎,娘娘。」我閉上眼,倚在窗上。59Please respect copyright.PENANA0KWIrm3B9z
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「哈!不敢死在凌大俠前頭。」59Please respect copyright.PENANATKAzZ2COGY
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「老娘今天脾氣比你的屁還臭。說廢話我就掛線!」59Please respect copyright.PENANA6bWxGmTOyp
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「凌大俠躲在我家廁所...」59Please respect copyright.PENANAJyvlDnbtdE
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「他你媽的混蛋去死吧!」59Please respect copyright.PENANAVEAm3lSFqD
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掛了線!這姓梁的,雖無過犯,就是面目可憎;就不知是前世我作了孽還是啥,竟跟他當得成朋友。哎!我這命唄,可以低調、平凡一點不?59Please respect copyright.PENANAF3bgEmWE7B
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突然感到有人在盯著我,張開眼,一張臉就在二十厘米外。59Please respect copyright.PENANAPAZWgpOuxs
這回我是坐在單座位上;一個女孩坐在隔了條通道的雙座位上,身體向著我,雙眼瞪著我。操!心裡嚇得吐髒話。看清楚一點,是個陌生的女孩。紮著馬尾,穿著印花t-shirt和牛仔褲,腳上穿了New Balance運動鞋的。有腳的。59Please respect copyright.PENANAaiPBQchQPm
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「哎!累死心血少!」我拍著自己的胸口,輕聲地自言自語。59Please respect copyright.PENANA8oG3F2CVpv
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「凌大俠!」我靠!真是那裡有人,那裡就有江湖!59Please respect copyright.PENANAv7xkKhrXNl
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「我好像不認識你?」59Please respect copyright.PENANAiYr52qU0Wx
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「真會傷人的心。」她竟然來了個賣萌噘咀樣!我是今年犯太歲了不是?「今天早上不是認識了嗎?」59Please respect copyright.PENANA9PdV8w1r4i
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「吓?」大學裡是不是有另一個凌大俠?要是真的,煩請介紹一下;我願把這江湖招搖的活拱手相讓!59Please respect copyright.PENANA3j9yj4zrPm
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「我是若曦呀!」59Please respect copyright.PENANA1UZXPLFczY
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這小巴是早上那一輛嗎?是不是哪裡安裝了偷拍鏡頭?我是被耍了是吧?59Please respect copyright.PENANAX15Kfwqsxn