Okay, here's some background knowledge. I post dad jokes daily (well, almost daily), and I finally can put them to good use. I hope it's okay that I just lumped basically all my jokes into one entry.
Why did the ghost use the elevator?267Please respect copyright.PENANAAG2yxKFQx2
267Please respect copyright.PENANAWgbBCwEELU
...267Please respect copyright.PENANAwTjeduwzbD
267Please respect copyright.PENANAkJE4K6ktHY
To lift his spirits.267Please respect copyright.PENANArf9sspappv
---267Please respect copyright.PENANATVjpsGvkRd
What do you call a French guy being mauled by a lion?267Please respect copyright.PENANA2GpNFlC42e
267Please respect copyright.PENANA4jG1wRD4da
...267Please respect copyright.PENANAWb9SDk64Xc
267Please respect copyright.PENANApTQ96GGcjn
Claude.267Please respect copyright.PENANA3UVc1fna6F
---267Please respect copyright.PENANA9Zbsmbwnbc
Why did the number of parking tickets spike when Persephone was carried off to the Underworld?267Please respect copyright.PENANAw0Sx7SqSOn
267Please respect copyright.PENANAs4kdoCyaCA
...267Please respect copyright.PENANApGBdEO1RHi
267Please respect copyright.PENANAwMUgJWiW4j
Demeter wasn't working.267Please respect copyright.PENANAK0OaRaBULC
---267Please respect copyright.PENANAXEuxnkCVu9
Yesterday I was washing my car with my son.
He said, "Dad, can't you just use a sponge?"267Please respect copyright.PENANApq8KyiRY8u
---267Please respect copyright.PENANAbRGPE0jicS
Genie: What is your final wish?
Kid: I wish I were you.
Genie: Weurd, but alrught.267Please respect copyright.PENANAYlBBsUzmxi
---267Please respect copyright.PENANAeK5SbW3uAc
What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?267Please respect copyright.PENANAZfCm58LQrH
267Please respect copyright.PENANAcwRS4JPgbz
...267Please respect copyright.PENANA3vQfQqXYZ1
267Please respect copyright.PENANA0FQSbGcBTR
"Bison."267Please respect copyright.PENANA5wSEHDSUVr
---267Please respect copyright.PENANA98GmJokE6o
Bread is like the sun.267Please respect copyright.PENANAK2LQi0kjOU
267Please respect copyright.PENANAR3f3084z7h
...267Please respect copyright.PENANAv5W4ZP9m44
267Please respect copyright.PENANAv62kxpLWUa
It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.267Please respect copyright.PENANAkgbPGtn5tk
---267Please respect copyright.PENANAOoTA1oVVPY
A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
"You can't cut me down," the tree complains. "I'm a talking tree!"
The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."267Please respect copyright.PENANAxik1T8SxbS
---267Please respect copyright.PENANAqOrEOcyKn3
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 70 miles per hour?267Please respect copyright.PENANAZs7oTd3qsO
267Please respect copyright.PENANAkqvkoykFRC
...267Please respect copyright.PENANA6KK0cmcL9G
267Please respect copyright.PENANA4qFgncCOXu
Its butt.267Please respect copyright.PENANAieqCiinIn7
---267Please respect copyright.PENANAhqIfLEUgvy
Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."267Please respect copyright.PENANA2Hjm9SQ6Qg
---267Please respect copyright.PENANAwN79KQntnw
How do you get a farm girl to marry you?267Please respect copyright.PENANAnLar51jF4K
267Please respect copyright.PENANAmzJHZjCJ2P
...267Please respect copyright.PENANAodqEgVR9WX
267Please respect copyright.PENANARUdJbS8cpa
First, a tractor.267Please respect copyright.PENANAdW31BQWfZG
---267Please respect copyright.PENANAKYjo8as7Jp
Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. But if you remove it, you get...267Please respect copyright.PENANAPQTGp3WqQm
267Please respect copyright.PENANA3dyBMUrsGW
267Please respect copyright.PENANARgp3dFReOv
267Please respect copyright.PENANAOwPt3lCoQ5
Gravy.267Please respect copyright.PENANAMsp8uXt9xT
---267Please respect copyright.PENANAGfpB2MvsDY
Medusa caught the eye of a street musician.267Please respect copyright.PENANAzNyS89PfSJ
267Please respect copyright.PENANAbjimIHsgMn
...267Please respect copyright.PENANAa3yoHg65w8
267Please respect copyright.PENANAHBEFZu2Q5u
Now he's a rockstar.267Please respect copyright.PENANAwSs8m5ZBAb
---267Please respect copyright.PENANAO068TYGGF8
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after almost 6 months. She asked the doctor about her baby.
The doctor said, "You had twins, a girl, and a boy. They're both fine. Your brother named them for you."
The woman said, "No! My brother is an idiot! What did he name the girl?"
The doctor replied, "Denise."
The woman said, "Oh, that's pretty. What about the boy?"
The doctor let out a deep sigh, and said, "Denephew."267Please respect copyright.PENANAGymF4rZysU
---267Please respect copyright.PENANAjy7hw9iyvn
Do trees poop?267Please respect copyright.PENANA27jpbNGgEh
267Please respect copyright.PENANAuxyYct6O5O
...267Please respect copyright.PENANAh0irWxCWd9
267Please respect copyright.PENANAFxD8EbYUbg
Of course they do. How else would we get #2 pencils?267Please respect copyright.PENANAuHGbjI5KYk
---267Please respect copyright.PENANAULodHC99nf
What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?267Please respect copyright.PENANAj5uT1fTn53
267Please respect copyright.PENANAZ1SfHIPb0W
...267Please respect copyright.PENANApPzaRswube
267Please respect copyright.PENANAQogzSpBBnl
A "do-you-think-he-saurus."267Please respect copyright.PENANADoav0Yz0w7
---267Please respect copyright.PENANANbqLNmlYlr
Have you heard about the teacher who was cross-eyed?267Please respect copyright.PENANABc7bm4AFQg
267Please respect copyright.PENANAg9hfHPSwAw
...267Please respect copyright.PENANAcbcokUvWTX
267Please respect copyright.PENANA9YROCE2jQk
She couldn't control her pupils.267Please respect copyright.PENANAoz2xkIeu2m
---267Please respect copyright.PENANAIaSS4HEDwk
What do peppers do when they're angry?267Please respect copyright.PENANAYwK9cqfkc8
267Please respect copyright.PENANAARlpWMdFF6
...267Please respect copyright.PENANAprTAm6BxzG
267Please respect copyright.PENANAiucFIrawac
They get jalapeño face.267Please respect copyright.PENANAJyV319cvEx
---267Please respect copyright.PENANAeP3zJGnTYG
Today someone told me I am average.267Please respect copyright.PENANAnzkOgzy4Sq
267Please respect copyright.PENANA1y9fumPvmd
...267Please respect copyright.PENANAWWHo70BSKh
267Please respect copyright.PENANAP5RDiIUXEf
I told them that's just mean.267Please respect copyright.PENANAlci4XTTgRJ
---267Please respect copyright.PENANANgszM4E7zv
What do you call a pencil with two erasers?267Please respect copyright.PENANA24LQcm0Mmd
267Please respect copyright.PENANA5pZQNSO1gW
...267Please respect copyright.PENANA8iyd2ki8cM
267Please respect copyright.PENANAt2yiWu6xCw
Pointless.267Please respect copyright.PENANAZUdr58vKpI
---267Please respect copyright.PENANAVib3EPJODN
Dude 1: "Hey bro?"
Dude 2: "Yeah bro?"
Dude 1: "Can you hand me that pamphlet?"
Dude 2: "Brochure."267Please respect copyright.PENANAuEqbI05ZnB
---267Please respect copyright.PENANANX9JTtWMa8
Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of his shell?267Please respect copyright.PENANAhLcnaAOv6T
267Please respect copyright.PENANAsS7qcYAhrS
...267Please respect copyright.PENANAIRXIZYEJyR
267Please respect copyright.PENANAwjxFsSEyZa
He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish.267Please respect copyright.PENANAqiwtIEQMDi
---267Please respect copyright.PENANAxifwn8SEVF
Have you ever tried to catch fog?267Please respect copyright.PENANAy7UldvWUp0
267Please respect copyright.PENANAgGqwUiCONQ
...267Please respect copyright.PENANAI6cNl92pSS
267Please respect copyright.PENANAZQX3nHw0k3
I tried yesterday but I mist.267Please respect copyright.PENANAtAs02WJ6nJ
---267Please respect copyright.PENANAwVBJ1NZwA6
Why can't you ever run through a campsite?267Please respect copyright.PENANA2hEzlP6Lha
267Please respect copyright.PENANAsXtlsXsOT7
...267Please respect copyright.PENANApaqd5zK30i
267Please respect copyright.PENANADV7UoE5yUA
You can only ran—it's always past tents.267Please respect copyright.PENANALFIobMQSbs
---267Please respect copyright.PENANA2UogmxTTeK
What country's capital is growing the fastest?267Please respect copyright.PENANAb120SsT9Xu
267Please respect copyright.PENANAzm6saq2HGA
...267Please respect copyright.PENANAnZTIunT3CG
267Please respect copyright.PENANAwny4y5X27I
Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.267Please respect copyright.PENANAnzD7KZbcxB
---267Please respect copyright.PENANAxcpxmZ6AUA
What has four wheels and flies?267Please respect copyright.PENANAyPKyBRnhXQ
267Please respect copyright.PENANAtg6rERvRrV
...267Please respect copyright.PENANAANRAjCM7cV
267Please respect copyright.PENANAYKtsxqr4FE
A garbage truck.267Please respect copyright.PENANAxZN7seGney
---267Please respect copyright.PENANAvpQUQ68xhn
I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance...267Please respect copyright.PENANALdUMoa2Hyo
267Please respect copyright.PENANAG2nj0uIciR
267Please respect copyright.PENANAydhgrPkmhz
267Please respect copyright.PENANAMbT3RDN7DO
...so I pushed her over.267Please respect copyright.PENANA0fo76aZLlv
---267Please respect copyright.PENANA2H96IZqYSB
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?267Please respect copyright.PENANAxYCMZXxlty
267Please respect copyright.PENANA2cvezyCU0Y
...267Please respect copyright.PENANAhrkS2VPbfk
267Please respect copyright.PENANAw5ZoYXFctS
If they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.267Please respect copyright.PENANALZZEhuMg1C
---
267Please respect copyright.PENANA14PM5MCmyR
Uh, yeah. That's all I got.
ns 172.70.178.61da2