Knock, Knock...Who's There? - I have been waiting for this moment my whole entire life

Okay, here's some background knowledge. I post dad jokes daily (well, almost daily), and I finally can put them to good use. I hope it's okay that I just lumped basically all my jokes into one entry.

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What do you call a French guy being mauled by a lion?476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9gAhVoZihR
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Claude.476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4XMKwycoW
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Why did the number of parking tickets spike when Persephone was carried off to the Underworld?476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkFkuJCCkm
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Demeter wasn't working.476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsHPGDKDgTN
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Yesterday I was washing my car with my son.

He said, "Dad, can't you just use a sponge?"476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhgGOJAA03
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Genie: What is your final wish?

Kid: I wish I were you.

Genie: Weurd, but alrught.476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAiiBhm5kms
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What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡazG0uWPBMS
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"Bison."476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJ1cGvrv3n
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Bread is like the sun.476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡguiLVAbZM6
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It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtoBxfYUl5f
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A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.

"You can't cut me down," the tree complains. "I'm a talking tree!"

The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUF9VCqCH8D
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What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 70 miles per hour?476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlBM0TVWoE
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Its butt.476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqolxvLbZjT
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Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.

One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"

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How do you get a farm girl to marry you?476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkHZ0NpECM
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First, a tractor.476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRsCpDO31EK
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Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. But if you remove it, you get...476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfx7JE1asTF
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Gravy.476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7eBOomT6gT
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Medusa caught the eye of a street musician.476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRbWqN585X
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Now he's a rockstar.476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJoRSfMqfdO
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A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after almost 6 months. She asked the doctor about her baby.

The doctor said, "You had twins, a girl, and a boy. They're both fine. Your brother named them for you."

The woman said, "No! My brother is an idiot! What did he name the girl?"

The doctor replied, "Denise."

The woman said, "Oh, that's pretty. What about the boy?"

The doctor let out a deep sigh, and said, "Denephew."476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0SShh7EHNu
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Do trees poop?476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTW1TLk1Px
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Of course they do. How else would we get #2 pencils?476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2YVrYCMVr
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What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYdz8OstMY
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A "do-you-think-he-saurus."476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzjnIzaX0D
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Have you heard about the teacher who was cross-eyed?476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP40R9NRZhp
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She couldn't control her pupils.476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjVRXzIav7
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What do peppers do when they're angry?476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSuMHe8A5Zs
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They get jalapeño face.476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfmpR8uoXL
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Today someone told me I am average.476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaSlzzxf1i2
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I told them that's just mean.476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSpHqvfqCl
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What do you call a pencil with two erasers?476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQrS9GB4U2
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Pointless.476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrkxf5s4Oi
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Dude 1: "Hey bro?"

Dude 2: "Yeah bro?"

Dude 1: "Can you hand me that pamphlet?"

Dude 2: "Brochure."476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPtW2TI4Nh
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Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of his shell?476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvrIAA6sAI
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He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish.476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIU87YrbHHR
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Have you ever tried to catch fog?476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOTHBNotft
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I tried yesterday but I mist.476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD6pPcRfkau
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Why can't you ever run through a campsite?476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUgFaJQyEn
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You can only ran—it's always past tents.476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2SSvwUIFv
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What country's capital is growing the fastest?476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxWzUskUF6v
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Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8swYTg1IJ
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What has four wheels and flies?476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfsUYJteOW
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A garbage truck.476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDg4ffmKyQ
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I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance...476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQUsbGkmRJ
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...so I pushed her over.476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCrtbgrteM
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWtaeZPuzBD
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If they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGrCUOH0c0
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