Knock, Knock...Who's There? - I have been waiting for this moment my whole entire life

Okay, here's some background knowledge. I post dad jokes daily (well, almost daily), and I finally can put them to good use. I hope it's okay that I just lumped basically all my jokes into one entry.

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To lift his spirits.532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGAew5DoeG
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What do you call a French guy being mauled by a lion?532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1XcUmgUt5K
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Claude.532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Awx7JzEEm
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Why did the number of parking tickets spike when Persephone was carried off to the Underworld?532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGPhnouFJA
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Demeter wasn't working.532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmqHEMdilY
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Yesterday I was washing my car with my son.

He said, "Dad, can't you just use a sponge?"532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡar2wGo8Rri
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Genie: What is your final wish?

Kid: I wish I were you.

Genie: Weurd, but alrught.532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDe80rwkHO
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What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcJ3aJfOjn
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"Bison."532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6qAbkDHfG
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Bread is like the sun.532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXyHa1NEMOJ
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It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ805aOj05NH
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A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.

"You can't cut me down," the tree complains. "I'm a talking tree!"

The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYetuIOxIi
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What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 70 miles per hour?532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9JmPcdShw
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Its butt.532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8L839NLGDX
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Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.

One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvvoPKzLyn
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How do you get a farm girl to marry you?532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxltI7LGQ4b
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First, a tractor.532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwELbvMmeA
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Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. But if you remove it, you get...532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMuxMIqDxP
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Gravy.532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2LbaMrXIa1
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Medusa caught the eye of a street musician.532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwewzqkL1pJ
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Now he's a rockstar.532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTK2sv5EUop
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A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after almost 6 months. She asked the doctor about her baby.

The doctor said, "You had twins, a girl, and a boy. They're both fine. Your brother named them for you."

The woman said, "No! My brother is an idiot! What did he name the girl?"

The doctor replied, "Denise."

The woman said, "Oh, that's pretty. What about the boy?"

The doctor let out a deep sigh, and said, "Denephew."532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofWJm6fpGu
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Do trees poop?532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡloJ3QKwcMi
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Of course they do. How else would we get #2 pencils?532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBi3Z53P8B
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What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rMNonvyMD
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A "do-you-think-he-saurus."532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdfHha36we
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Have you heard about the teacher who was cross-eyed?532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkByVKEDW3U
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She couldn't control her pupils.532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vZuvhzXhL
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What do peppers do when they're angry?532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuqWYGuLjRv
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They get jalapeño face.532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzFhdEC0zZ
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Today someone told me I am average.532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZRj0tCchC
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I told them that's just mean.532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXd755gUAT
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What do you call a pencil with two erasers?532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHoQeDvBJ8N
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Pointless.532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYY3k0K4j49
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Dude 1: "Hey bro?"

Dude 2: "Yeah bro?"

Dude 1: "Can you hand me that pamphlet?"

Dude 2: "Brochure."532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMcsS8YtKiJ
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Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of his shell?532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLkoZaH8xpU
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He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish.532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzFu8crGklv
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Have you ever tried to catch fog?532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDgHzRMb6De
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I tried yesterday but I mist.532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1jeyFtOznB
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Why can't you ever run through a campsite?532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6MGAZ6L9l
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You can only ran—it's always past tents.532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIeTB7jAdo
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What country's capital is growing the fastest?532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgcmxsqysE
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Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWdgBj3VxE
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What has four wheels and flies?532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmxh9iN1Z1Y
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A garbage truck.532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLxoxN8IuO
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I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance...532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy87vJT4NjH
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...so I pushed her over.532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpmgV11E5YN
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8EqOFIHzzQ
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If they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHnfIep9XH2
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