Knock, Knock...Who's There? - I have been waiting for this moment my whole entire life

Okay, here's some background knowledge. I post dad jokes daily (well, almost daily), and I finally can put them to good use. I hope it's okay that I just lumped basically all my jokes into one entry.

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What do you call a French guy being mauled by a lion?794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXTX51POwjj
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Why did the number of parking tickets spike when Persephone was carried off to the Underworld?794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl0v6RVseon
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Demeter wasn't working.794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGdpdR1xI0
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Yesterday I was washing my car with my son.

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Genie: What is your final wish?

Kid: I wish I were you.

Genie: Weurd, but alrught.794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKAQ6nWhYN
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What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbi7UeXEwC3
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"Bison."794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0AdG1jSsKx
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Bread is like the sun.794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAGbO83V5c
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It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1eJ9qktf5
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A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.

"You can't cut me down," the tree complains. "I'm a talking tree!"

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What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 70 miles per hour?794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmaiC9E5lb6
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Its butt.794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQL2ZOiwoYt
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Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.

One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"

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How do you get a farm girl to marry you?794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZgdJ6VV5u
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First, a tractor.794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVCE9SpkA9
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Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. But if you remove it, you get...794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYB5D6r4uiy
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Gravy.794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoy65zpso2L
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Medusa caught the eye of a street musician.794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibGoMjMFU6
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Now he's a rockstar.794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggKS4cspQX
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A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after almost 6 months. She asked the doctor about her baby.

The doctor said, "You had twins, a girl, and a boy. They're both fine. Your brother named them for you."

The woman said, "No! My brother is an idiot! What did he name the girl?"

The doctor replied, "Denise."

The woman said, "Oh, that's pretty. What about the boy?"

The doctor let out a deep sigh, and said, "Denephew."794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPLhE62YlB
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Do trees poop?794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMC2naA9FZa
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Of course they do. How else would we get #2 pencils?794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbI4O4bWl6
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What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGF6J97OhxE
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A "do-you-think-he-saurus."794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH333uivl22
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Have you heard about the teacher who was cross-eyed?794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvigLHP2hi
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She couldn't control her pupils.794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRW5wpuJAB
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What do peppers do when they're angry?794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFFUpEk9Jb
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They get jalapeño face.794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9YLHRoaNv
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Today someone told me I am average.794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEBx31FwmFO
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I told them that's just mean.794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCk38IvpdQ5
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What do you call a pencil with two erasers?794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRiIhdnA64x
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Pointless.794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ATvuszRZt
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Dude 1: "Hey bro?"

Dude 2: "Yeah bro?"

Dude 1: "Can you hand me that pamphlet?"

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Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of his shell?794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQr54BMTOk
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He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish.794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDlGexchBqN
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Have you ever tried to catch fog?794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Vyo6kOscC
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I tried yesterday but I mist.794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXDsJ9T7eG
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Why can't you ever run through a campsite?794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCuI4IwkMCk
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You can only ran—it's always past tents.794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi95ErdEj0I
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What country's capital is growing the fastest?794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsbn4MD0T5
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Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJiyfC3xYjQ
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What has four wheels and flies?794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAl3Ns5PkMV
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A garbage truck.794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Df9x6WC55
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I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance...794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYCQk9ExF1
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...so I pushed her over.794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjSqgPJ0WJ
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTHrnMurol
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If they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNd598GoPX
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