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初中生的生活日記
ISSUE #4
Author: 寧奇
初中生的生活日記
Author: 寧奇
ISSUE #4
你永遠可以相信老師的嘴
No Plagiarism!3Lq3i6NxJrtWjkmkWwhuposted on PＥNAＮＡ

就如標題所說，你們曾經遇過什麼很奇葩的老師呢？

我這次要分享的就是我現在(中二)的中文老師。

你永遠可以相信她的嘴ww

她永遠能把正經的課文內容越說越偏...

我們從史記說著說著就說到了司馬遷被閹，

(因為沒錢又因為要完成史記所以不能死而選擇了被閹(宮刑))

然後又有劉邦三次撇下自己的兒子這件事，

結果把兒子撇成智障，

重點是司馬遷不是把這件事寫在漢高祖身上，

而是寫在追劉邦的項羽身上(應該是項羽)，

也有馬夫三次把他的兒子撿回來這件事，

中史老師：是我教中史還是你教中史？

時不時還會教biology.

我們的中文科基本上沒一次正常的。

但神奇的是，老師說這麼多題外話永遠能跟上進度。

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初中生的生活日記
Young Adult
Friendship
School
Last updated: Dec 27, 2022
Total word count: 3,690
Total reading time: 12 Minutes
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