佢地各人揸住槍，矛頭直指「金元彬」！161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfoX84D4oAB
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上咗金元彬身嘅四眼仔即刻退後，我就以聯合國行動隊伍人員嘅身份，擋喺Chris面前。161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB9G6E1rIVP
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「Go away！」Chris叫我走開，並用手推開我。161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Yo45ijLSg
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「汪汪！汪汪汪！汪汪！」上咗油頭仔嘅亞狗，亦都行埋嚟擋住Chris。161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQLxrRlYmL
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Chris嬲到面都紅曬，以為我調轉槍頭，同敵人聯手。161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡomlLVbWhaa
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「你冷靜啲聽我講，呢三個人同我分別調換咗身體，我變返自己，佢地三個就撈亂咗，而佢地入面，無一個係金元彬！」161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPLNx6EzXr
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「What the fuck did you say！」Chris露出迷茫同憤怒嘅表情。161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYp4CB2Fok
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要令對方相信身體交換呢件事並唔容易，睇嚟需要多啲證據先得。161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTe2IhA10yD
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然而成件事嘅「始作俑者」就係嗰位泰國巫師。161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMur9g2G8LW
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我打開電話，將佢send俾我嘅訊息show出嚟：161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGAuf4CyF5s
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「呢個人係泰國巫師，大約一個月前，我親自去泰國搵佢，請佢作法幫我交換身體！所有嘢都係源於呢一度！」161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HLsuBmXW9
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「Just fuck off！」Chris完全無耐性聽我解釋。161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKG69Ry0ax6
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呢啲嘢睇怕口講說不清，既然係咁，唯有就親自俾佢感受一次。161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvY3SEPBBGP
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「Chris！Open your mouth！」我再上前攔住佢。161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxSngGJStF
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「What？」佢張開口，剛發出個「Wh」音，我就隊兩隻手指入佢個口。161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZiFAntAUoE
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跟住佢一合埋口，啲牙就咬到我嘅手指。161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fuxxezdy3
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一秒後，我地兩個同時打咗個冷震，互相交換咗身體。161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhu9pvMAvKV
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「What…what the fuck！」161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡByVHQAiv7P
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當佢見到自己變成咗我，而我又變咗「佢」，當堂嚇咗一驚。161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFphJBiNIO
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「你依家應該明啦！呢個世界就係有body swap呢啲咁離奇嘅事！」我同佢解釋。161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡac7TxM0QKJ
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Chris o撚咗嘴，面上嘅表情極度震驚。161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6QB6oVIHRV
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我喺佢手上拎過自己部電話，開返巫師發送嘅訊息出嚟。161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2HCRFAGVVD
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訊息嘅內容全部係泰文，我以「Chris」嘅身份，問旁邊嘅翻譯員識唔識翻譯。161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbe1dFiHnov
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對方睇咗兩眼，點頭話識，隨即就翻譯咗嗰幾段未讀嘅message。161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnJWwyLbMx
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第一條如下：「對唔住，我發現我教錯咗你念口訣，導致成個『身體交換』程序都出咗錯！你依家嘅情況好危險，一旦被咬就會同人交換身體！」161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQSTtRMcsgi
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第二條：「你睇唔睇到我嘅短訊？睇到嘅話請回覆！」161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJNIV9Ao6G
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第三條：「本來我打算飛嚟香港，幫你消除句錯誤嘅口訣，可惜睇新聞見到香港出現喪屍，導致無法成行，十分唔好意思。」161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbicTIwYALX
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呢吓終於都真相大白，原來唔係我搞錯咗步驟，而係個泰國巫師教錯咗我。161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsttYRrd3WX
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我再叫翻譯員用英文翻譯一次，特登係俾Chris聽。161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdDuXyxHkm
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「我同你身體就交換咗，呢度又有證據，你依家信未！」161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlrDSFiUu7U
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Chris好肯定咁猛點頭，然後催促我快啲調換返個身體。161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqKGZgM26Oi
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於是我叫佢咬返我一啖，跟住大家變回原狀。161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyw1gkNqfMD
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回歸返自己嘅身體後，Chris心神仍然未定，不停重複住呢句：「Unbelievable！」161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIg7A6C1qB
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的而且確係令人難以置信。不過事實擺咗眼前，輪唔到你唔信。161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN8rUTtv8gk
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假如我早啲俾佢咬，或者就唔使解釋咁多。161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJQR68lie8
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「所以你之前講嘅嘢都係真話？你同金元彬交換咗身體，你變成咗佢，佢就變成八爪魚？」Chris借翻譯員把口問我。161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nFufSp4h9
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「係呀！我真係無講大話架！」161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFuhnUjNo9
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「即係你本來係八爪魚？」佢問。161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtsOVATu2e
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我搖搖頭否認，跟住將自己變換身體嘅歷程，簡單快速咁講一次。161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1JNe0CScO9
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Chris一邊聽，一邊「Oh my God」咁發出驚歎。161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvQchUiudk
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聽我講完一問，佢就問佢最關心嘅問題：「咁隻八爪魚依家喺邊？」161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqAELY8aV7
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「佢已經瓜咗，條屍就喺呢個基地嘅垃圾站，就同嗰個『美國隊長』一齊。」161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPHV1Av23Z
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「美國隊長？」161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKC9unrwu7
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「咪就係做間諜嘅二五仔，佢話佢身上有定位追蹤，你地搵到佢就會搵到隻八爪魚。」我回答。161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiz9nPzjas9
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Chris拿拿臨分派人手去搵八爪魚同「美國隊長」。161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjv6TNB9pZS
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「另外喪屍病毒嘅解藥，就收埋咗喺金元彬嘅屋企。」我對Chris講。161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pcceROShH
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「你喺邊度收到風？」161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XV4RQVdC8
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「係金元彬個手下同我講架，佢話自己良心發現，希望轉做污點證人。」我指住油頭仔講。161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJO5xZDp67z
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對方立即向我抱以疑惑嘅眼神，佢似乎唔明白點解我要幫佢講說話。161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2GDtbWsIOI
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佢係就係有份策劃以及散播喪屍病毒，只不過無佢嘅話，我一定無機會上返自己個身，更無機會企喺呢度講嘢。161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBdWqaP7Nf
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所以我想幫返佢一次，當係還個人情。8964 copyright protection157ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxVdLSMyV0 維尼

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