如是我聞，師兄有日食食吓早餐收到位宅女小妹妹電話訴苦，搞到連師兄嘅老闆娘都旁埋嚟偷聽宅女嘅苦況【你老闆娘唔係忙收錢就切馬，有咩嘢吸引力去偷聽？】唔止咁，今次連高人都出馬【唔係馬上次紅牌嗰單嘢嘅高人？】正是！【咁就原聞其詳咯】阿宅女近呢個月去試吓係佢做嘢嗰度開咗間做街坊生意嘅食肆，幫襯咗幾次後，有啲嘢唔明白想請教吓有關釘書機嘅問題【食嘢同釘書機有咩嘢關係？】宅女話每次去櫃面埋單佢個心臟就唔係好舒服【係咪宅女食得太飽或者坐得太耐呀？】宅女起初都係咁諗，聽佢講亦食得幾飽又真嘅【咁正常有咩嘢唔妥？】宅女每次入去之前，原本只係想食個午市套餐就走人，點知比伙記問兩問要唔要試吓糖水呀加錢飲檸樂呀又或者係買埋啲咩嘢coupon，唉次次都over budget，咁橋我老闆娘行過偷聽到就企定定叫我開speaker大家聽話增長知識喎【吓！咁啲糖水呀好唔好食丫？】宅女話好好食【咁coupon有冇用丫】咁成日去食嘅話就用到嘅【皆大歡喜仲有咩唔妥？】宅女話比預算食多咗會肥，但又講唔出口say no ，好奇怪，又因買咗coupon,就成日都要去，點知有次埋單時比佢望到掌鬼後面個飾櫃頂斜放咗個大大隻開口釘書機【咁唔怕跌落嚟dum親掌鬼個頭？】自此宅女每次埋單就唔舒服但掌鬼唔係叫佢買啲coupon就sell佢二人佳節盆菜【咪話返屋企考慮吓先囉】有呀但佢話好似個心唔舒服都係比錢【吓！】就在此刻坐我後面阿高人聽到，居然搭咀話《妹妹仔，你想唔想改變自己嘅事自己負責唔受人控制？》【唔係話高人唔想搞人哋嘅因果嘅咩？點解會搭咀嘅？】哈！呢個遲啲答你，宅女馬上話好呀伯伯，只有你明白我《那！妹妹仔，認真嘅，你可唔可以連續三個月每個月自選十日素食丫？》嗯…係咪三個月即總共30日咋？《係！唔得就算唔會勉強，你自己嘅life,我食緊早餐亦唔阻阿妹妹仔你》伯伯，好！我當減肥《一言為定唔可以反悔 》一言為定呀伯伯，《妹妹仔，你下次去要頭戴火紅色嘅頭cool，腳要著唔要見到腳趾嘅鞋；帶個冇破損側咩嘅大袋最好係裡面係黑色裡面唔好放嘢；未到食嘢前都唔好放手；預備定食幾多嘅錢，免找；可以嘅話唔好一個人去，否則每次落單時都要打開隻大黑袋個撐大個袋口至落完order,每次來問要唔要加錢嘅咩都打開個袋口扮搵嘢，埋單馬上放低錢後走人，完成》【就係咁】高人仲加多句一定要每月十天素食連續三個月你應承咗。
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