我的名字是林雙芙，我還記得小學時老師教字形結構，對稱的那部分便用我的名字來作為例子。2254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2QUhOkp9h
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不知道與我中學女校畢業有沒有關係，戀愛方面男生女生我也可以，父母也沒說甚麼，倒是我本來以為她們會說些…東西。2254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQR9sKet7B
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但眼中的失望我沒有看漏。2254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTQsoVyKAN
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「三字頭」的步步進逼，使得我也只好安裝交友APP，反正我男女通殺應該不難吧。2254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQXWuLKVPS
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也因為這樣，我配對到了那個人。2254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7SNGXh2nGf
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〔屌你啊你係咩人，你做咩偷我相？！〕2254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSN06WO0p5
〔你做咩偷我相，屌你啊你係咩人？！〕2254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpmDqrcBrF6
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把對方往右滑後，果然配對成功，對方和我也馬上開始罵戰2254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQc8Q0Eged
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她個人資料中的那些相片無疑是我，名字也是林雙芙，卻盡是我沒有拍過的相片。但這倒易解釋：把和我體形相近其他人的相片，換成我的臉就行了。反正現在滿大街也是AＩ。2254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHas8cF2dJ
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但交友app上偷相會這樣花心機嗎？而且換臉不是普通港女推臉推胸之流的技術，仔細看也…沒有任何破綻，身為攝影師我很有信心說這不是改圖。2254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIiF3UCl7d
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…好像真的有另一個我似的。2254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtnNQVARKu
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〔你都幾好笑，偷完人相仲惡人先告狀！〕2254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtuaCvFUBi
〔依加係邊個惡人先告狀！？偷相既人明明係你！〕2254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYrmyDHrSc0
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接著是一個語音訊息。2254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwp9qKBTLr
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「你偷人相就收皮啦電子人妖！係度扮女人，咩心態？！」2254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8J87dgHj2I
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我的聲音。2254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAKpH8M6yv
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我的語氣。2254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCxbwN4USw
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我的用字。2254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf6oTGb4D0h
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「…你…你係邊個？」2254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTS3KbhnWOZ
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我吞一吞口水，以抖震著的聲音同樣發出錄音訊息。2254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wICq0aH4h
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對方沉默了好一會兒，如我現在一樣。2254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbS1IiLFSv
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〔不只配對，更為你找到最易在一起的人〕2254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoM7y8azqiG
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交友app的廣告橫幅在屏幕上滑過，閃爍著這句口號。2254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Wn3vctidu
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「…我咪係…林雙芙…」2254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfOND3F2Tm
「…我咪係…林雙芙…」2254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGLqYVYQtCS
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於著名的物理學「雙縫實驗」中，一個粒子單獨飛向板子上的兩條縫的時候，它並不是隨機穿過其中一條。2254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdA19O31ZE
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這個粒子會同時穿過兩邊，自己與自己產生干涉。2254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnmoRrWwbj
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也就是只有一個粒子飛行，卻同時產生「穿過左邊」和「穿過右邊」的兩個現實，然後兩個自己干涉另一個自己。2254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLeYEGN68S
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量子力學不明白不要緊，我直接提出結論吧。2254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDSrNOgxcb
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