我的名字是林雙芙，我還記得小學時老師教字形結構，對稱的那部分便用我的名字來作為例子。2302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWndqPuhuX
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不知道與我中學女校畢業有沒有關係，戀愛方面男生女生我也可以，父母也沒說甚麼，倒是我本來以為她們會說些…東西。2302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡruvYzsbi4C
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但眼中的失望我沒有看漏。2302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYt2MiJuETY
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「三字頭」的步步進逼，使得我也只好安裝交友APP，反正我男女通殺應該不難吧。2302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgRMae8wfq
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也因為這樣，我配對到了那個人。2302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlC6Sc0EeHd
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〔屌你啊你係咩人，你做咩偷我相？！〕2302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRB4oWyZeFy
〔你做咩偷我相，屌你啊你係咩人？！〕2302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfk82kC7Ueo
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把對方往右滑後，果然配對成功，對方和我也馬上開始罵戰2302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGT3ZS4Gee
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她個人資料中的那些相片無疑是我，名字也是林雙芙，卻盡是我沒有拍過的相片。但這倒易解釋：把和我體形相近其他人的相片，換成我的臉就行了。反正現在滿大街也是AＩ。2302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJXV856INe
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但交友app上偷相會這樣花心機嗎？而且換臉不是普通港女推臉推胸之流的技術，仔細看也…沒有任何破綻，身為攝影師我很有信心說這不是改圖。2302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJAZt8ZhDT
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…好像真的有另一個我似的。2302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIHCkEvPVS
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〔你都幾好笑，偷完人相仲惡人先告狀！〕2302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3eVQlBPX37
〔依加係邊個惡人先告狀！？偷相既人明明係你！〕2302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEbyZW1OX7
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接著是一個語音訊息。2302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDnOSqdxhM
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「你偷人相就收皮啦電子人妖！係度扮女人，咩心態？！」2302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIm8ScsgK6l
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我的聲音。2302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDW07WYIaoc
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我的語氣。2302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjeQFZSBWtn
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我的用字。2302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmoi2wtDLZk
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「…你…你係邊個？」2302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpcprfgEIZ
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我吞一吞口水，以抖震著的聲音同樣發出錄音訊息。2302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdAMfTMk3TD
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對方沉默了好一會兒，如我現在一樣。2302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPC9uZXW8MT
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〔不只配對，更為你找到最易在一起的人〕2302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0fVeBWxgB
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交友app的廣告橫幅在屏幕上滑過，閃爍著這句口號。2302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQNXGcMzbv
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「…我咪係…林雙芙…」2302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwzC4VgADW
「…我咪係…林雙芙…」2302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuuYxblw5Ac
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於著名的物理學「雙縫實驗」中，一個粒子單獨飛向板子上的兩條縫的時候，它並不是隨機穿過其中一條。2302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaq4NsIUosi
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這個粒子會同時穿過兩邊，自己與自己產生干涉。2302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFLiZjycfM
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也就是只有一個粒子飛行，卻同時產生「穿過左邊」和「穿過右邊」的兩個現實，然後兩個自己干涉另一個自己。2302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7yFbF2ua0n
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量子力學不明白不要緊，我直接提出結論吧。2302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRE7kfUehJ
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