
書名:偽裝學渣
產地:中國
狀態:完結
集數:123
類型:雙學霸、爽文、BL、校園、強強、搞笑
簡介:
分班後,兩位風靡校園的“問題少年”不止分進一個班還成為同桌。
明明是學霸卻要裝學渣,渾身都是戲,在表演的道路上越走越遠。
-818我們班裡每次考試都要爭倒數第一的兩位大佬。
注孤生戲精攻(賀朝)x不服就乾泯滅人性受(謝俞)
基本上是一本正經的搞笑文,關於成長的一點小事。
心得:
這部是耽美必看之一吧~應該都要看過吧,沒看過的給我趕快去看!
這本前面一兩章我稍微感到有點無聊,但後面真的好看到我半夜偷爬起來看那種
他們還沒上學前已經夠好笑了,上學後我真的是不行了,影帝獎真的要給他們一份XD
放上我最喜歡的一段,真的是快笑死,以下是剛聽完恐怖傳說的攻
“想不想來我房間玩單機遊戲?”166Please respect copyright.PENANA3WKt75wQ1v
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“不想。”166Please respect copyright.PENANAePxZmfDJ9w
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“今晚有球賽,有興趣嗎?”166Please respect copyright.PENANAL5oEhHF91P
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“沒有。”166Please respect copyright.PENANA25duITJ5i7
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已經走到寢室門口,謝俞拿鑰匙開門,賀朝還是不肯放棄,豁出去道:“馬上月考了,或許我們可以一起復習?”166Please respect copyright.PENANA9RepFtsqoR
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謝俞沒說話,直接關上了門。166Please respect copyright.PENANAHU3Q2aO7ag
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“……”166Please respect copyright.PENANAUU5D7J7XJE
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謝俞和周大雷聊完,看了眼時間,淩晨一點。166Please respect copyright.PENANAdDCLisiRxY
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敲門聲基本上都是在十二點半到一點這個時間段出現,每天晚上敲的樓層都不一樣,但基本上都集中在一至三樓。可能“它”也怕麻煩,不願意再往上走,四樓往上暫時是安全的。166Please respect copyright.PENANAnavQ4frskl
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如果真是有人在裝神弄鬼,這個人大半夜不睡覺也是挺有毅力。166Please respect copyright.PENANAHaTEbtrj2b
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謝俞隨手拎了套英語試卷,開門出去的時候,敲門聲已經停了,走廊裏什麼都沒有。166Please respect copyright.PENANAoapL11vIaN
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感應燈不太好使,一會兒亮一會兒暗,燈光還弱。166Please respect copyright.PENANAFbWkd4QFXF
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謝俞敲對面寢室門的時候,感受到有什麼東西從裏面砸過來,砸在門板上,然後是賀朝的聲音,聽起來已經接近崩潰:“沒完了是吧,再敲一個試試!”166Please respect copyright.PENANAHvWAHXitLZ
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謝俞又敲了兩下。166Please respect copyright.PENANAjyXTwN6hlt
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敲完發現門裏面沒動靜了。166Please respect copyright.PENANAdP0Vsum14G
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賀朝裹著被子,手裏拿著手機,心裏簡直一萬句“我操”。166Please respect copyright.PENANA7NtTkfeCRR
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隨口放句狠話,這玩意兒居然還真的能聽懂。166Please respect copyright.PENANA4HsxIS8Izt
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還敢向他示威。166Please respect copyright.PENANAORfd6rxaK6
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謝俞等半天,排除了這人是在找工具準備拉開門沖出來硬氣幹一場的可能性,妥協道:“開門,我,你大爺。”166Please respect copyright.PENANArUF5G4iqVW
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半分鐘之後門開了。166Please respect copyright.PENANAIzZ6mdrAkt
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賀朝開門的時候表情風輕雲淡,表現力滿分:“你怎麼來了?”166Please respect copyright.PENANAQN5dqa8JgR
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謝俞懷疑面前這人是不是故意弄亂的頭髮,除了頭髮,鬆散大開的領口也很有嫌疑,眼眶也被狠狠揉過,看上去就是極力營造出一種自己在睡覺的形象。166Please respect copyright.PENANAbgRbYtmWyq
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賀朝沒有辜負他的期待,他靠在門邊凹造型,抬手抓抓頭髮:“……啊,我在睡覺。”166Please respect copyright.PENANAdQu4YVgb3a
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謝俞看著他,覺得有點頭疼。166Please respect copyright.PENANAH6fk3Xznfk
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如果賀朝這種人,要是有一天會死,那一定死於戲多。166Please respect copyright.PENANAG2k2ocvAnT
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半響,謝俞張口說:“打擾了。”166Please respect copyright.PENANAkOMrcn6uoB
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“……”166Please respect copyright.PENANAKspSOGDJpZ
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賀朝造型也不凹了:“啊?”不按常理出牌的嗎?166Please respect copyright.PENANAMRr9hXt5Al
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謝俞覺得自己就不該多管閒事,讓他死了算了。166Please respect copyright.PENANA6iBEY7bh3q
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“把我吵醒了得對我負責,”賀朝抓著人不肯撒手,余光看到謝俞手裏拿著的東西,又說,“……英語試卷?找我一起寫作業?歡迎啊,不用不好意思,你不會的題目我也不一定會,我絕對不會恥笑你。”166Please respect copyright.PENANA5nz3gP88JG
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賀朝:“跟我一起學習,你儘管放心。”166Please respect copyright.PENANAbEWqRIH6Sw
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我可去你的吧。166Please respect copyright.PENANAQBefIM6ZpN
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謝俞心裏想歸想,沒說出口。166Please respect copyright.PENANATJsfbC4oPH
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賀朝宿舍環境還湊合。166Please respect copyright.PENANAtHooyrCYSm
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他這學期剛住進來,東西不多,看著挺空,本來謝俞以為他應該是那種把居住環境弄得亂糟糟還不愛收拾的類型,現在這樣看倒是覺得意外。166Please respect copyright.PENANAQZuyghcpeP
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賀朝把掛在椅子上的衣服收起來,然後拍拍椅背,說:“坐。”166Please respect copyright.PENANAYmPvI5Olb9
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寢室裏只有一張椅子,賀朝坐在床上,曲著腿,正好靠在桌角,兩個人勉強可以湊在一起看試卷。166Please respect copyright.PENANABLmckAhm0F
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“等會兒,我找支筆。”賀朝說完踩著拖鞋長腿一跨下了床。166Please respect copyright.PENANAd0o0LLLD71
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謝俞把試卷攤在桌上,借著臺燈微弱的光,看到桌角擺著一疊嶄新的教科書,應該是從發下來就基本上沒怎麼動過。教科書邊上是一個裝糖的鐵盒子,全是棒棒糖。166Please respect copyright.PENANAMAiCXJEYYC
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……這個癖好。166Please respect copyright.PENANAaz8cmF85Es
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謝俞偏過頭,無意中看到賀朝剛才放在桌角的手機,手機螢幕還亮著。166Please respect copyright.PENANAZR3Gd9ckqF
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螢幕上六個大字極其顯眼。166Please respect copyright.PENANAPJJW5UNn2h
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-民間驅鬼大全。166Please respect copyright.PENANAyLgBLeDoH3
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賀朝找了半天終於找出來兩支筆,謝俞接過來,其實他也不知道以賀朝的英語水準和他“目前的水準”,他們兩個人拿著筆有什麼用。166Please respect copyright.PENANAX6tqsSFgqr
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搞得好像真的能做出來一樣。166Please respect copyright.PENANAtPNnvfR7qL
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“我們先從哪道題開始研究?”賀朝把筆帽咬下來,叼在嘴裏問。166Please respect copyright.PENANAAheljyl2sz
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謝俞:“你挑。”166Please respect copyright.PENANAmIj7fbIGqi
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賀朝圈了一道選擇題,頗有後宮選妃的架勢:“它吧。”166Please respect copyright.PENANA2HVw1AzF3f
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謝俞沒意見,倒是賀朝盯那道題盯半天,不知道在想什麼。166Please respect copyright.PENANAWyX6aXFfwS
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謝俞想起這人在英語課上的表現:“放棄,下一題?”166Please respect copyright.PENANAVCUpBnRXvT
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賀朝完全聽不出這句話裏帶著嘲諷,欣然同意:“我覺得可以,那我們往下看看。”166Please respect copyright.PENANAedeFBZJVp3
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謝俞:“……”166Please respect copyright.PENANAwp9uy2Q9uf
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賀朝放棄的速度相當快,他們壓根沒動筆,不知不覺試卷就翻頁了。166Please respect copyright.PENANAniZbLGs8UW
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“做閱讀題吧,”賀朝說,“這個好做,相信我,只要有點語感是可以猜出來的。”166Please respect copyright.PENANANBR03NOBDm
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賀朝說這話的時候那股自信,幾乎都要衝出來,糊在謝俞臉上。166Please respect copyright.PENANA7LrWJrIrV2
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“你有語感?”166Please respect copyright.PENANAXisK58weNp
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賀朝說:“我有。三短一長選最長,這種語感。”166Please respect copyright.PENANAv9R3OyEmAu
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最後賀朝自己也覺得這樣做題太敷衍——當然也可能是擔心試卷太快刷完,他又只能抱著民間驅鬼大全度過漫漫長夜,於是提議好好做題。166Please respect copyright.PENANAQNS6NGn6Vi
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“感受一下出題人的用意,”賀朝打開百度翻譯,一個詞一個詞手動翻,“先瞭解意思。”166Please respect copyright.PENANAjZLyQhtU2d
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兩個人分工,各自翻譯一段。166Please respect copyright.PENANANr9h2UerEI
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那些英文單詞謝俞倒著看都認識,現在還得裝樣子。他開始反思到底是身邊這個人宛若智障,還是自己的偽裝不夠到位。166Please respect copyright.PENANAxRnBgQ22Tb
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難道這他媽才是差生的世界?166Please respect copyright.PENANANRSxRwhioD
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謝俞扭頭看了眼坐在床上,時不時咬咬筆帽沒個正形的賀朝。166Please respect copyright.PENANAFG9ROyH3c3
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“這個人,給他的來自美國的朋友寫信講中國的文化和特色,”賀朝翻譯說,“長城,中國的標誌性建築,這個……要他看長城,來中國的話。”166Please respect copyright.PENANA0TMWotg4Lx
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賀朝照著翻譯說都能說得邏輯不清。166Please respect copyright.PENANAmiPLf7J4IA
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謝俞有些走神,拿著筆,他突然回想起來第一次進鐘家大門的那天。166Please respect copyright.PENANAZj1csYo9dY
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“所以這題肯定是選B!”166Please respect copyright.PENANALJoXDbnilS
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賀朝自信滿滿地勾選好答案,那個圈圈得跟坨屎一樣,他勾完又曲起一根手指彈了彈謝俞的額頭:“喂,你想什麼呢。”166Please respect copyright.PENANALkj76XG8tX
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謝俞回神,低頭看到那個圈。166Please respect copyright.PENANAq6ZSvHPUAt
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賀朝這個人查了將近半小時百度翻譯……還能選錯。
在此我想說,是受偽裝的不到位,你看攻裝的多像啊XD
好笑的是兩人在一起後,都在百度上查了戀人成績太爛怎麼辦,我真的是快笑死
而且看攻寫的作文也是很好玩,"賀朝夫斯基曾經說過",到底是怎樣wwww
喔對這本也有漫畫,但......不知道是斷更還是怎樣,才更新到36話
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