書名：偽裝學渣
產地：中國
狀態：完結
集數：123
類型：雙學霸、爽文、BL、校園、強強、搞笑
簡介：
分班後，兩位風靡校園的“問題少年”不止分進一個班還成為同桌。
明明是學霸卻要裝學渣，渾身都是戲，在表演的道路上越走越遠。
-818我們班裡每次考試都要爭倒數第一的兩位大佬。
注孤生戲精攻（賀朝）x不服就乾泯滅人性受（謝俞）
基本上是一本正經的搞笑文，關於成長的一點小事。
心得：
這部是耽美必看之一吧~應該都要看過吧，沒看過的給我趕快去看！
這本前面一兩章我稍微感到有點無聊，但後面真的好看到我半夜偷爬起來看那種
他們還沒上學前已經夠好笑了，上學後我真的是不行了，影帝獎真的要給他們一份XD
放上我最喜歡的一段，真的是快笑死，以下是剛聽完恐怖傳說的攻
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“今晚有球賽，有興趣嗎？”86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ763bC1ul9A
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“沒有。”86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9CN3oFzeTA
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已經走到寢室門口，謝俞拿鑰匙開門，賀朝還是不肯放棄，豁出去道：“馬上月考了，或許我們可以一起復習？”86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2VhMMSqwV
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謝俞沒說話，直接關上了門。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9SYSk5VwQ
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謝俞和周大雷聊完，看了眼時間，淩晨一點。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSoiBNGP2hK
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敲門聲基本上都是在十二點半到一點這個時間段出現，每天晚上敲的樓層都不一樣，但基本上都集中在一至三樓。可能“它”也怕麻煩，不願意再往上走，四樓往上暫時是安全的。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2C4woOcKQZ
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如果真是有人在裝神弄鬼，這個人大半夜不睡覺也是挺有毅力。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CeQ8RTCTj
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謝俞隨手拎了套英語試卷，開門出去的時候，敲門聲已經停了，走廊裏什麼都沒有。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXyBKQezo5k
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感應燈不太好使，一會兒亮一會兒暗，燈光還弱。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FtPhFL5Ey
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謝俞敲對面寢室門的時候，感受到有什麼東西從裏面砸過來，砸在門板上，然後是賀朝的聲音，聽起來已經接近崩潰：“沒完了是吧，再敲一個試試！”86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxehXKtW87
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謝俞又敲了兩下。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcm0UZsvO2V
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敲完發現門裏面沒動靜了。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbldWKE69r
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賀朝裹著被子，手裏拿著手機，心裏簡直一萬句“我操”。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQTDlq1uXN
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隨口放句狠話，這玩意兒居然還真的能聽懂。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6iLW07xLUZ
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還敢向他示威。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zZ1sdoOLO
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謝俞等半天，排除了這人是在找工具準備拉開門沖出來硬氣幹一場的可能性，妥協道：“開門，我，你大爺。”86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRn4LWmAYhe
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半分鐘之後門開了。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6AokEP4wa
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賀朝開門的時候表情風輕雲淡，表現力滿分：“你怎麼來了？”86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9tkex1AQ5
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謝俞懷疑面前這人是不是故意弄亂的頭髮，除了頭髮，鬆散大開的領口也很有嫌疑，眼眶也被狠狠揉過，看上去就是極力營造出一種自己在睡覺的形象。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmAhyB9rDi
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賀朝沒有辜負他的期待，他靠在門邊凹造型，抬手抓抓頭髮：“……啊，我在睡覺。”86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTv2ySR9sT
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謝俞看著他，覺得有點頭疼。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDW1bKPqcw5
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如果賀朝這種人，要是有一天會死，那一定死於戲多。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSiTztYJyDl
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半響，謝俞張口說：“打擾了。”86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgw9cZgvTpC
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賀朝造型也不凹了：“啊？”不按常理出牌的嗎？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2yFNWiatmW
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謝俞覺得自己就不該多管閒事，讓他死了算了。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡacthnuu78o
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“把我吵醒了得對我負責，”賀朝抓著人不肯撒手，余光看到謝俞手裏拿著的東西，又說，“……英語試卷？找我一起寫作業？歡迎啊，不用不好意思，你不會的題目我也不一定會，我絕對不會恥笑你。”86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4O8pmN8qs
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賀朝：“跟我一起學習，你儘管放心。”86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE94rZ7uAns
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我可去你的吧。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYVNuV5piE
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謝俞心裏想歸想，沒說出口。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOw42Xvv7F
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賀朝宿舍環境還湊合。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67D9qzIACH
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他這學期剛住進來，東西不多，看著挺空，本來謝俞以為他應該是那種把居住環境弄得亂糟糟還不愛收拾的類型，現在這樣看倒是覺得意外。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAp7ubqt99
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賀朝把掛在椅子上的衣服收起來，然後拍拍椅背，說：“坐。”86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwjCicgiqS
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寢室裏只有一張椅子，賀朝坐在床上，曲著腿，正好靠在桌角，兩個人勉強可以湊在一起看試卷。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxfmHYUDxD
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“等會兒，我找支筆。”賀朝說完踩著拖鞋長腿一跨下了床。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeelQkjYny7
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謝俞把試卷攤在桌上，借著臺燈微弱的光，看到桌角擺著一疊嶄新的教科書，應該是從發下來就基本上沒怎麼動過。教科書邊上是一個裝糖的鐵盒子，全是棒棒糖。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJ8saAcD3Z
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……這個癖好。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFeg5J75dfx
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謝俞偏過頭，無意中看到賀朝剛才放在桌角的手機，手機螢幕還亮著。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5p8K1SyIo
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螢幕上六個大字極其顯眼。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzBj1mpb8G
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-民間驅鬼大全。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQctYTlvWbG
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賀朝找了半天終於找出來兩支筆，謝俞接過來，其實他也不知道以賀朝的英語水準和他“目前的水準”，他們兩個人拿著筆有什麼用。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IqynPApCI
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搞得好像真的能做出來一樣。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRr0zg7floM
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“我們先從哪道題開始研究？”賀朝把筆帽咬下來，叼在嘴裏問。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuoPPrRVpWj
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謝俞：“你挑。”86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8uien6Z6zn
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賀朝圈了一道選擇題，頗有後宮選妃的架勢：“它吧。”86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ZcBB4mWUM
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謝俞沒意見，倒是賀朝盯那道題盯半天，不知道在想什麼。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMvMD7qRxl8
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謝俞想起這人在英語課上的表現：“放棄，下一題？”86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5HmAl6nkQJ
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賀朝完全聽不出這句話裏帶著嘲諷，欣然同意：“我覺得可以，那我們往下看看。”86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡabds5bvekl
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謝俞：“……”86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzMFxagOpp
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賀朝放棄的速度相當快，他們壓根沒動筆，不知不覺試卷就翻頁了。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSGfKLjgd6
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“做閱讀題吧，”賀朝說，“這個好做，相信我，只要有點語感是可以猜出來的。”86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukNUCL6hU5
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賀朝說這話的時候那股自信，幾乎都要衝出來，糊在謝俞臉上。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUmS7N4Qe7
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“你有語感？”86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXb31jkvyiL
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賀朝說：“我有。三短一長選最長，這種語感。”86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOFLZaYj2o
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最後賀朝自己也覺得這樣做題太敷衍——當然也可能是擔心試卷太快刷完，他又只能抱著民間驅鬼大全度過漫漫長夜，於是提議好好做題。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLGaUjASf1
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“感受一下出題人的用意，”賀朝打開百度翻譯，一個詞一個詞手動翻，“先瞭解意思。”86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡycmXXlhuYU
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兩個人分工，各自翻譯一段。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxitGhsFcCA
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那些英文單詞謝俞倒著看都認識，現在還得裝樣子。他開始反思到底是身邊這個人宛若智障，還是自己的偽裝不夠到位。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3YwKOf4cmA
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難道這他媽才是差生的世界？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7xv7LLwfT
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謝俞扭頭看了眼坐在床上，時不時咬咬筆帽沒個正形的賀朝。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxVSUB5NodH
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“這個人，給他的來自美國的朋友寫信講中國的文化和特色，”賀朝翻譯說，“長城，中國的標誌性建築，這個……要他看長城，來中國的話。”86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRhY4HcIT4
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賀朝照著翻譯說都能說得邏輯不清。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3CBQOMsik
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謝俞有些走神，拿著筆，他突然回想起來第一次進鐘家大門的那天。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDDLyELG7f
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“所以這題肯定是選B！”86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiF24Vqednq
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賀朝自信滿滿地勾選好答案，那個圈圈得跟坨屎一樣，他勾完又曲起一根手指彈了彈謝俞的額頭：“喂，你想什麼呢。”86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSw1nLHMFa0
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謝俞回神，低頭看到那個圈。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuva7PaRUrC
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賀朝這個人查了將近半小時百度翻譯……還能選錯。
在此我想說，是受偽裝的不到位，你看攻裝的多像啊XD
好笑的是兩人在一起後，都在百度上查了戀人成績太爛怎麼辦，我真的是快笑死
而且看攻寫的作文也是很好玩，"賀朝夫斯基曾經說過"，到底是怎樣wwww
喔對這本也有漫畫，但......不知道是斷更還是怎樣，才更新到36話
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