14歲の殘酷青春物語 - 《十四歲の殘酷青春物語。第五季》[打怪大作戰Mission Ridiculous。020 驚夢與Love’ s not for me！]

當我盧仔再次上洗手間的時候，都會看清楚門牌上的「Gentleman」的英文字，才敢進入學校的「男」洗手間去：男女在某些事情上是不會有平等的？儘管內急，但依然要小心為尚，先行看清楚室內四周的一切設備，確定是男洗手間才敢走進廁格方便去。

然而……

真的有點像「墨菲定律」------就是說要出錯的，始終會出錯？當我舒暢了、方便了以後，一打開廁格的門；卻發現了幽小魂背向著我，但一臉緋紅的她卻倒映在鏡子的面前來。

「盧仔……」

幽小魂面向鏡子卻對著倒映在鏡子上的我，幽幽地說話：

「盧仔，你可以……可以放下張吉蒂(Kitty Cheung) 嗎？」

「我……你……」

我，根本不知道在此時此刻如何反應；幽小魂的心事？但願理解也願意……可是，突然之間，鏡子的倒影一變而為吉蒂，怎麼會這樣子？

「盧仔，你忘記了我嗎？你說過……一生一世的……」

「吉蒂，你回來了嗎？但我沒有說過……一生一世的……」

突然，那個女生轉過身來，忽地是幽小魂的臉龐，卻又忽地是張吉蒂的面孔，閃爍不定地在我的眼前去復往還，把我逼迫得只好走回廁格的裡面去，並且把門關上，我肯定是發噩夢；但卻也幽美的，兩個美少女的美麗臉孔，依舊在我的眼前揮之不去！

睜開眼睛，全身冷汗，下身濕濕的；我在黑暗中簡單清潔，把骯髒的處理後，穿上外套、褲子，因為始終夜涼如水！到書桌前來開窗、開燈，外面依然漆黑一片，夜中很寧靜，我想起了吉蒂她們是怎麼樣學習英文，其實端賴2E班的英文科老師Miss Fok；她是一個慈祥而幽雅的中年女士，她的金絲眼鏡下的高雅儀容，一口流行利的英式腔調------是她自己說的，我們2E班同學又怎麼會曉得分辨英式的、美式的？

曾幾何時，英文科老師Miss Fok為我們2E班的同學的改上了英文名字，最經典是如風的Windy、阿水的Walter！女班長則叫Thresa、高個子叫Vincent……反而，吉蒂較為容易，Kitty是也；王嘉明呢？是「Elise」，至於我盧仔，不會真的是Donkey吧？其實，因為盧仔太深入2E班的同學們的心中，反而忘了我的英文名字，並順便改我的渾名：「Donkey」！

英文科老師Miss Fok教我們聽歌學英文，尤其係學習Tenses；最記得是吉蒂Kitty買了一架小型的錄音機，把卡式錄音帶放進去，戴上有線耳筒。這時候的她陶醉在樂韻之中，你知道嘛？十四歲少女最美的臉容及姿態，都盡在吉蒂Kitty的身上來。

有一次，吉蒂Kitty跑來向我說：

「盧仔，聽聽這一首歌，旋律及調子都是很動聽的哩！」

「歌名是什麼？」

吉蒂把一邊的耳筒塞進我的耳朵裡去，我就問她歌名；只見她想了一會兒，笑了一下，說：

「歌名？都忘了，反正很動聽！」

究竟，是什麼英文歌？直到她退學離校後，我方才記得這樣的一首英文歌，翻查之下，原來是《Love's Not For Me》，由英國創作歌手Graham Gouldman一手包辦曲詞及主唱，是1980年卡通電影《Animalympics》的原聲歌曲。Graham Gouldman是英國搖滾組合「10cc」的主將。我把吉蒂送給我的錄音帶放進我新買的卡式錄音機，戴上有線耳筒慢慢細味我和吉蒂的相聚每一刻：

I've always run away232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEuIRmmk49k
From things that tie me down232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxAOn83an3T
My life I love232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlPXPDFQSrf
But love's not for me232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIJeFnfUXD

I see my goal ahead232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSsbDbCbZ72
With nothing in the way232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzgKODKC6qC
If love should come232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCT6vZ7R0c
Then I'll run away232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZx1u5UXyUo

I've always been the type of man232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflJann7IPS
Who's dedicated to his cause232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFOFFl39mJ
And it's a lonely road I run232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvIJtck8a1
But I'll stay faithful to my course232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJhKnnjRd9
There's only one direction232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGsyma6PAUS

There comes a time when you must choose232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCP0mom3zgT
About the path you're gonna take232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpm6w8qBm9
And you must take it win or lose232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLfAeyWGaU
And if you lose it's your mistake232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUng7O5xInl
There's only one direction232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwne8MBiLZ

So when the race is won232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgODTBLF4BK
And there's nothing left to do232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGusZmfkiP4
Alone again but where are you232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlMI9TdJoXo
Alone again but where are you

《Love's Not For Me》這首歌，好像跟電影《Animalympics》(動物奧運會，1978)的主題有點格格不入的感覺。但細心歌詞帶出的，Love並不是Win or Lose那麼簡單，總要有緣份，以及很多不確定的因素在其中，愛情又是否冥冥中自有主宰？

接著，是女歌手Charlene Duncan的《I've Never Been to Me》我記得吉蒂曾告訴我，這首歌是很女性的，很有女生自我覺醒的情歌。其實，我已經忘記了我和吉蒂是在哪兒聽這首歌；因為在哪兒或什麼時候都不重要，重要的是只有我跟吉蒂在一起兩人的時候……

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Cursing at your life232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjquTWYvL71
You're a discontented mother232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2MTuhtuYv
And a regimented wife232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5g0wOxT7y
I 've no doubt232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVK34DyCjS
You dream about the things you'll never do232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkf1orqmIDJ
But I wish someone had a talk to me like I wanna talk to you232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1dWqN8SrW5

Ooh, I've been to Georgia and California and anywhere I could run232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTwshXXjKD
Took the hand of a preacher man232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBKi2FesoUs
And we made love in the sun232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3LSX35XqV
But I ran out of places and friendly faces232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZrJhujB8Q
Because I had to be free

I've been to paradise but I've never been to me...232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXT8EIhiIkH

Please lady please lady232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqQkfnmwKf
Don't just walk away232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjiRJ8BZ43G
'Cause I have this need to tell you232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8EuGgda6sb
Why I'm all alone today232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bboLfTCSa
I can see so much of me232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnaa7L3Uxn
Still living in your eyes

Won't you share a part232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8phFqWZH3I
Of a weary heart that has lived a million lives232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHIhDchFoRT

Ooh, I've been to Nice and the Isle of Greece232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bPziWlLBn
When I sipped champagne on a yacht232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsuT97z5JFc
I moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjHJKmym4tS
And showed them what I've got232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1pompO18B2

I've been undressed by kings232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwTf1JHReyB
And I've seen some things that a woman ain't s'posed to see232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFnqUb8hyQ
I've been to paradise but I've never been to me...232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAsO02gFeKK

Hey, you know what paradise is?232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnkyA3MbqnV
It's a lie232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7A9F9f5imH
A fantasy we created about people and places232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gKs4CwANP
As we like them to be232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3q20jIE9X
But you know what truth is?

It's that little baby you're holding232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlhvJOcxQqH
and it's that man you fought with this morning232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfl0I3UvDsj
The same one you are gonna make love to tonight232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAoQr7iInbj
That's truth that's love232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0mtMZ8O4g

Sometimes I've been to crying for unborn children232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtsYEGOUJqo
That might have made me complete232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUL76EdbKp
But I, I took the sweet life232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwEK1wfDc87
I never knew I'd be bitter from the sweet232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93wo6uJhLy

I spent my life exploring232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCnv17IUum
The subtle whoring232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGTVr6WhIp
That costs too much to be free232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTnTT2nVKy
Hey lady I've been to paradise232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfiMlwDBde
But I've never been to me...232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDVfyNNnw8

I've been to paradise - never been to me232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25R9rMsdnu
(I've been to Georgia and California, and anywhere I could run)232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5BZHY8hRs
I've been to paradise - never been to me232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmgVwXkoTy
(I've been to Nice and the isle of Greece232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4nE28KxcnO
While I sipped champagne on a yacht)232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnzKxkiI7F3
I've been to paradise - never been to me