14歲の殘酷青春物語 - 《十四歲の殘酷青春物語。第五季》[打怪大作戰Mission Ridiculous。020 驚夢與Love’ s not for me！]

當我盧仔再次上洗手間的時候，都會看清楚門牌上的「Gentleman」的英文字，才敢進入學校的「男」洗手間去：男女在某些事情上是不會有平等的？儘管內急，但依然要小心為尚，先行看清楚室內四周的一切設備，確定是男洗手間才敢走進廁格方便去。

然而……

真的有點像「墨菲定律」------就是說要出錯的，始終會出錯？當我舒暢了、方便了以後，一打開廁格的門；卻發現了幽小魂背向著我，但一臉緋紅的她卻倒映在鏡子的面前來。

「盧仔……」

幽小魂面向鏡子卻對著倒映在鏡子上的我，幽幽地說話：

「盧仔，你可以……可以放下張吉蒂(Kitty Cheung) 嗎？」

「我……你……」

我，根本不知道在此時此刻如何反應；幽小魂的心事？但願理解也願意……可是，突然之間，鏡子的倒影一變而為吉蒂，怎麼會這樣子？

「盧仔，你忘記了我嗎？你說過……一生一世的……」

「吉蒂，你回來了嗎？但我沒有說過……一生一世的……」

突然，那個女生轉過身來，忽地是幽小魂的臉龐，卻又忽地是張吉蒂的面孔，閃爍不定地在我的眼前去復往還，把我逼迫得只好走回廁格的裡面去，並且把門關上，我肯定是發噩夢；但卻也幽美的，兩個美少女的美麗臉孔，依舊在我的眼前揮之不去！

睜開眼睛，全身冷汗，下身濕濕的；我在黑暗中簡單清潔，把骯髒的處理後，穿上外套、褲子，因為始終夜涼如水！到書桌前來開窗、開燈，外面依然漆黑一片，夜中很寧靜，我想起了吉蒂她們是怎麼樣學習英文，其實端賴2E班的英文科老師Miss Fok；她是一個慈祥而幽雅的中年女士，她的金絲眼鏡下的高雅儀容，一口流行利的英式腔調------是她自己說的，我們2E班同學又怎麼會曉得分辨英式的、美式的？

曾幾何時，英文科老師Miss Fok為我們2E班的同學的改上了英文名字，最經典是如風的Windy、阿水的Walter！女班長則叫Thresa、高個子叫Vincent……反而，吉蒂較為容易，Kitty是也；王嘉明呢？是「Elise」，至於我盧仔，不會真的是Donkey吧？其實，因為盧仔太深入2E班的同學們的心中，反而忘了我的英文名字，並順便改我的渾名：「Donkey」！

英文科老師Miss Fok教我們聽歌學英文，尤其係學習Tenses；最記得是吉蒂Kitty買了一架小型的錄音機，把卡式錄音帶放進去，戴上有線耳筒。這時候的她陶醉在樂韻之中，你知道嘛？十四歲少女最美的臉容及姿態，都盡在吉蒂Kitty的身上來。

有一次，吉蒂Kitty跑來向我說：

「盧仔，聽聽這一首歌，旋律及調子都是很動聽的哩！」

「歌名是什麼？」

吉蒂把一邊的耳筒塞進我的耳朵裡去，我就問她歌名；只見她想了一會兒，笑了一下，說：

「歌名？都忘了，反正很動聽！」

究竟，是什麼英文歌？直到她退學離校後，我方才記得這樣的一首英文歌，翻查之下，原來是《Love's Not For Me》，由英國創作歌手Graham Gouldman一手包辦曲詞及主唱，是1980年卡通電影《Animalympics》的原聲歌曲。Graham Gouldman是英國搖滾組合「10cc」的主將。我把吉蒂送給我的錄音帶放進我新買的卡式錄音機，戴上有線耳筒慢慢細味我和吉蒂的相聚每一刻：

I've always run away339Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImCuMzqPsI
From things that tie me down339Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjWkWWirKHD
My life I love339Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzW8R9t4os
But love's not for me339Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr3azi0gBFe

I see my goal ahead339Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqKvuHMKml
With nothing in the way339Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcf3HybQtWz
If love should come339Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZVcYqzVFU
Then I'll run away339Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡueLG2DMkQZ

I've always been the type of man339Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9efqvz4Y3i
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And it's a lonely road I run339Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvSt8cwP8O
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There's only one direction339Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo97p9hQ8Pd

There comes a time when you must choose339Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzdI1dj7gP
About the path you're gonna take339Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMv45bTl4mz
And you must take it win or lose339Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡusY6XXF3zw
And if you lose it's your mistake339Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNO8H9LYYz
There's only one direction339Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSDXxXSySyN

So when the race is won339Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡueCs3ZI91I
And there's nothing left to do339Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQtKpKt0O2
Alone again but where are you339Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynrd0tWlpM
Alone again but where are you

《Love's Not For Me》這首歌，好像跟電影《Animalympics》(動物奧運會，1978)的主題有點格格不入的感覺。但細心歌詞帶出的，Love並不是Win or Lose那麼簡單，總要有緣份，以及很多不確定的因素在其中，愛情又是否冥冥中自有主宰？

接著，是女歌手Charlene Duncan的《I've Never Been to Me》我記得吉蒂曾告訴我，這首歌是很女性的，很有女生自我覺醒的情歌。其實，我已經忘記了我和吉蒂是在哪兒聽這首歌；因為在哪兒或什麼時候都不重要，重要的是只有我跟吉蒂在一起兩人的時候……

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I 've no doubt339Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZboXX39N9
You dream about the things you'll never do339Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhQFwViDtT
But I wish someone had a talk to me like I wanna talk to you339Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQyDcN1BaG3

Ooh, I've been to Georgia and California and anywhere I could run339Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqZT5czZ9P
Took the hand of a preacher man339Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5VloUhjua
And we made love in the sun339Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEnhnahPruM
But I ran out of places and friendly faces339Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡve3LFUt7MX
Because I had to be free

I've been to paradise but I've never been to me...339Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGYgYqU7AH

Please lady please lady339Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6k7rrGIbc
Don't just walk away339Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRnzGcEaA0
'Cause I have this need to tell you339Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Cl6qhMeAD
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I can see so much of me339Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJn5cNOywL
Still living in your eyes

Won't you share a part339Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ96gVwefjOP
Of a weary heart that has lived a million lives339Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQSaY5vKnZ

Ooh, I've been to Nice and the Isle of Greece339Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGQkCX2yOe
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And I've seen some things that a woman ain't s'posed to see339Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5PZFoK133F
I've been to paradise but I've never been to me...339Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDW8sZn2Bg

Hey, you know what paradise is?339Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlVs7WVKjP
It's a lie339Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jsTEwL1DJ
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But you know what truth is?

It's that little baby you're holding339Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡod9i3aeOib
and it's that man you fought with this morning339Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOOzcjD9CN
The same one you are gonna make love to tonight339Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTAxVhn0F7
That's truth that's love339Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZoHqyB2cp

Sometimes I've been to crying for unborn children339Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZGD07Dxf9
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But I, I took the sweet life339Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjTXY90SE3
I never knew I'd be bitter from the sweet339Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdwy4VTAj9

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Hey lady I've been to paradise339Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7YOnVFBJI
But I've never been to me...339Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6kK0v1pJis

I've been to paradise - never been to me339Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3A1z8KN21P
(I've been to Georgia and California, and anywhere I could run)339Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bArxJ1wnE
I've been to paradise - never been to me339Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKaMzllEVt
(I've been to Nice and the isle of Greece339Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaSo7j1bVAH
While I sipped champagne on a yacht)339Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jOqp8GFa0
I've been to paradise - never been to me