14歲の殘酷青春物語 - 《十四歲の殘酷青春物語。第五季》[打怪大作戰Mission Ridiculous。020 驚夢與Love’ s not for me！]

當我盧仔再次上洗手間的時候，都會看清楚門牌上的「Gentleman」的英文字，才敢進入學校的「男」洗手間去：男女在某些事情上是不會有平等的？儘管內急，但依然要小心為尚，先行看清楚室內四周的一切設備，確定是男洗手間才敢走進廁格方便去。

然而……

真的有點像「墨菲定律」------就是說要出錯的，始終會出錯？當我舒暢了、方便了以後，一打開廁格的門；卻發現了幽小魂背向著我，但一臉緋紅的她卻倒映在鏡子的面前來。

「盧仔……」

幽小魂面向鏡子卻對著倒映在鏡子上的我，幽幽地說話：

「盧仔，你可以……可以放下張吉蒂(Kitty Cheung) 嗎？」

「我……你……」

我，根本不知道在此時此刻如何反應；幽小魂的心事？但願理解也願意……可是，突然之間，鏡子的倒影一變而為吉蒂，怎麼會這樣子？

「盧仔，你忘記了我嗎？你說過……一生一世的……」

「吉蒂，你回來了嗎？但我沒有說過……一生一世的……」

突然，那個女生轉過身來，忽地是幽小魂的臉龐，卻又忽地是張吉蒂的面孔，閃爍不定地在我的眼前去復往還，把我逼迫得只好走回廁格的裡面去，並且把門關上，我肯定是發噩夢；但卻也幽美的，兩個美少女的美麗臉孔，依舊在我的眼前揮之不去！

睜開眼睛，全身冷汗，下身濕濕的；我在黑暗中簡單清潔，把骯髒的處理後，穿上外套、褲子，因為始終夜涼如水！到書桌前來開窗、開燈，外面依然漆黑一片，夜中很寧靜，我想起了吉蒂她們是怎麼樣學習英文，其實端賴2E班的英文科老師Miss Fok；她是一個慈祥而幽雅的中年女士，她的金絲眼鏡下的高雅儀容，一口流行利的英式腔調------是她自己說的，我們2E班同學又怎麼會曉得分辨英式的、美式的？

曾幾何時，英文科老師Miss Fok為我們2E班的同學的改上了英文名字，最經典是如風的Windy、阿水的Walter！女班長則叫Thresa、高個子叫Vincent……反而，吉蒂較為容易，Kitty是也；王嘉明呢？是「Elise」，至於我盧仔，不會真的是Donkey吧？其實，因為盧仔太深入2E班的同學們的心中，反而忘了我的英文名字，並順便改我的渾名：「Donkey」！

英文科老師Miss Fok教我們聽歌學英文，尤其係學習Tenses；最記得是吉蒂Kitty買了一架小型的錄音機，把卡式錄音帶放進去，戴上有線耳筒。這時候的她陶醉在樂韻之中，你知道嘛？十四歲少女最美的臉容及姿態，都盡在吉蒂Kitty的身上來。

有一次，吉蒂Kitty跑來向我說：

「盧仔，聽聽這一首歌，旋律及調子都是很動聽的哩！」

「歌名是什麼？」

吉蒂把一邊的耳筒塞進我的耳朵裡去，我就問她歌名；只見她想了一會兒，笑了一下，說：

「歌名？都忘了，反正很動聽！」

究竟，是什麼英文歌？直到她退學離校後，我方才記得這樣的一首英文歌，翻查之下，原來是《Love's Not For Me》，由英國創作歌手Graham Gouldman一手包辦曲詞及主唱，是1980年卡通電影《Animalympics》的原聲歌曲。Graham Gouldman是英國搖滾組合「10cc」的主將。我把吉蒂送給我的錄音帶放進我新買的卡式錄音機，戴上有線耳筒慢慢細味我和吉蒂的相聚每一刻：

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Alone again but where are you

《Love's Not For Me》這首歌，好像跟電影《Animalympics》(動物奧運會，1978)的主題有點格格不入的感覺。但細心歌詞帶出的，Love並不是Win or Lose那麼簡單，總要有緣份，以及很多不確定的因素在其中，愛情又是否冥冥中自有主宰？

接著，是女歌手Charlene Duncan的《I've Never Been to Me》我記得吉蒂曾告訴我，這首歌是很女性的，很有女生自我覺醒的情歌。其實，我已經忘記了我和吉蒂是在哪兒聽這首歌；因為在哪兒或什麼時候都不重要，重要的是只有我跟吉蒂在一起兩人的時候……

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Still living in your eyes

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I've been to paradise - never been to me