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我哋喺Crazy Horse玩得好開心,一直玩到好夜。好多女見到我哋咁豪,都主動過嚟𢯎撈。1234 copyright protection206PENANA3dhTK2LynJ 尼
有條賓籍嘅女(應該係美賓混血),其實都幾靚,對波又大。佢輪流跳咗我哋幾個,到最後都費撚事着返个爸爸,就打大個心口坐喺梳化度同我哋吹水(免費嘅)。1234 copyright protection206PENANASenaLJ0lQL 尼
呢個時候,我就發揮我嘅搞笑能力啦。我最撚叻就係講鹹濕笑話,只要30秒,保證每條女聽完都會笑到肚欒!以下當然係用英文講嘅笑話。[ 長腳:高雲地利英語。]1234 copyright protection206PENANAYUJPpLNZSp 尼
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“你估我聽過最厲害嘅叫床聲係乜?1234 copyright protection206PENANAxRuDQN2Zet 尼
就係,條女觀音坐蓮嗰陣,一邊舉起右手好似西部牛仔打鞭咁揈,一邊係上面叫,努力!加油!努力!加油!”1234 copyright protection206PENANAzpwIvuxJnX 尼
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“我同條女瀨緊西,條脷梗係由上瀨到下,又由下瀨返上去。咁瀨法,條脷好撚攰,越瀨越慢。1234 copyright protection206PENANAKUv6J0tUvc 尼
條女就話:快啲,快啲,快啲啦!1234 copyright protection206PENANAz2lpWPZYAK 尼
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條女就話:屌!你識晤識打橫,伸條脷出嚟,然後𦧲𦧲𦧲𦧲𦧲…… (我個頭好快咁左右揈)”1234 copyright protection206PENANA3KcbN199fK 尼
聽到呢度加埋我嘅動作,條賓妹直頭笑到成個坐咗落地下。1234 copyright protection206PENANAEbE3xudbMq 尼
我當然即刻扶起佢,乘機再揸佢對波幾吓……1234 copyright protection206PENANAu94Dgujkeh 尼
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就係咁,我哋愉快嘅lap dance之夜就結束啦。雖然我蝕咗三嚿水美金private dance,但係阿八兩兄弟都使咗三千幾美金。我喺大陸請呢兩條粉腸咁多次,呢次都算係食返佢哋一隻‘居’。1234 copyright protection206PENANAiYNcUu6nYF 尼
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