
- 第四卷 自己叫嘅大保健就點都要自己承受返 (肥佬篇)
115Please respect copyright.PENANASkM3KtV7Xy
佢老味吖!生衡個booth嘅右邊就係長腳公司個booth,而長腳公司個booth嘅右邊又係一間賣玻璃膜嘅工廠!佢哋仲要係喺近路口嗰邊,有客都俾佢地兜晒入去先!屌!
2015年嘅IFA由9月4號到9號總共六日。今日一嚟到就見到個對手截晒啲客,真係晤撚老黎。
其實玻璃膜、自拍桿、powerbank今年都已經有啲out,無咩新鮮感吸引啲客。就算使咗萬幾蚊整咗兩個大型儀器過嚟,門面都係比較冷清。當然,我哋依家有咁多干爹喺手,已經晤係好似兩年前咁,咁需要喺展會度搵新客,同埋因為八干,我哋已經將產品線擴展咗好多。115Please respect copyright.PENANAo7BpVjCPAA
趁住無乜人,我就一直打電話俾躲卡同馬騮傾‘搞屎棍’單嘢。屌,又俾本少噏撚中…… 第一,躲卡個客個老細諗諗吓又縮沙話晤撚賣啦,其實可能係要益返自己友。第二,就算賣都晤可以用‘搞屎棍’呢個品牌,所以啲貨又話要先運返大陸rework(換殼、換包裝)。馬騮諗住借‘搞屎棍’個牌子先賣到貴價嘅幻想就破滅咗,一來一回批貨就變成無乜錢賺。屌,白白嘥撚咗我咁多時間精神口水電話費去傾呢單嘢,最後得個桔!115Please respect copyright.PENANAw58KoNiDet
收咗檔我哋就返去大型超市買咗好多嘢,今晚自己煮大晚餐。呢度啲酒真係平撚過乜,除咗紅白餐酒,就算一大支750毫升嘅VSOP都只係6歐元!115Please respect copyright.PENANAuByeoNW6Cr
長腳跟住攞咗抽鮮紅色細細粒(大概1cm直徑)好似梅咁嘅生果:“買返去食?”115Please respect copyright.PENANAWNs9NGaQ4z
本少:“乜撚嚟㗎,食晤食得㗎?”115Please respect copyright.PENANAAD4SoIUkf0
長腳:“我都晤知喎,平平地咪買返去試吓囖。”115Please respect copyright.PENANA2jsj8Y2RDo
本少:“垃撚圾晤好食嘅話,就你自己食撚返晒佢!”115Please respect copyright.PENANAK6DB92u31S
返到去本少就煎豬扒,煎德國白腸,又飲VSOP,晤錯。115Please respect copyright.PENANAxZpFckEwgn
食飽飽,長腳就攞抽紅色‘梅’出嚟,大家食咗一粒。嘩我屌!仲酸撚過IQ博士入便個超人食嗰粒酸梅乾!115Please respect copyright.PENANAVICrKdSf1g
本少:“長腳,你自己識做啦!”115Please respect copyright.PENANA3u2ap6giDI
長腳(好委屈嘅表情):“哎,自己叫嘅大保健,就算幾醜,點都要自己搞返……”115Please respect copyright.PENANAB4ufP7Xam2
大保健就係大陸北方叫搞埋嘢嗰種按摩。你都知有時啲女就係咁嘅質素,你彈幾多次鐘都無撚用,所以如果遇到條條女都係又肥又醜,到最後都係要揀一件嚟搞……115Please respect copyright.PENANAxcsAk2uK4d
……115Please respect copyright.PENANAFbGZTXHdle
展會第二日,大干嚟咗我哋個booth再確認S6 Edge玻璃膜嘅價錢,可能係佢尋日喺展會接到晤少inquiry,之後返到去深圳就有新單過嚟啦。115Please respect copyright.PENANA2crJdUqL51
夜晚就去咗Savignyplatz搵嚦~古勒死,估晤到三年佢都無走到仲喺度做。115Please respect copyright.PENANAukB561fy3h
……115Please respect copyright.PENANAJI1BiXkdXL
展會第三日,芝士Paul又浦頭啦。果然係每次IFA都要嚟德國搵波蘭佬同土耳其佬賣seafood賺‘追卡’!115Please respect copyright.PENANAehpDsrHJLZ
完咗show,我哋返去民宿要喺動物園站轉車,經過一間Rossmann(佢哋就係德國嘅萬寧,賣一啲日用品嘅連鎖鋪頭),我就話要入去買返個剃鬚刀。準備埋單就快行到counter嗰陣,見到擺咗好多好靚嘅縮骨遮喺度,先2歐元一把。本少就話,德國嘅遮應該好扎實,買返去自己用或者送俾人都好吖。就咁,我、本少、長腳就一人擸撚咗幾把。去到counter俾錢,11把遮坺喺個櫃面,睇到個收銀O撚晒嘴…… 可能佢心諗,你班清係咪鄉下連遮都無得賣?115Please respect copyright.PENANAdIAOUPQWTI
芝士Paul就無買到遮,梗係啦,條友正一係‘風吹皇帝褲浪’(歇後語:孤鸠寒),邊有追買嘢吖!115Please respect copyright.PENANAqyy4dVl0x4
最後,我哋返咗去Lichtblick鋸扒。115Please respect copyright.PENANAc4Vret4X0B
圖片來源:115Please respect copyright.PENANACFENwVC8oM
章節附圖:作者提供115Please respect copyright.PENANAJflBv2onGA