- 第十六章 寶寶,先幫我清咗個購物車好嘛 (肥佬篇)
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就快到九月,又係IFA嘅時候。我哋早喺六月份就已經計劃咗第三度去IFA擺檔。今次仲氹埋長腳公司再訂多個booth,兩個booth貼住隔離,一個賣玻璃,一個賣powerbank,認真噓陷!其實,今次引到長腳去嘅原因係我哋打算先去荷蘭玩,再去搵大干,然後去柏林擺展,再去波蘭搵干妹,于擺展於旅遊。咁長腳就有藉口同佢老婆講話去做嘢,事實就係同我哋去歐洲玩……
跟住又再氹撚埋清飛一齊去玩,咁就每個booth都有兩個人看檔。我哋又幫清飛搞咗個德國VISA。
西仔永屋企有事,今次就晤去嘞,少咗隻腳添……70Please respect copyright.PENANAMv8xATT2ed
為咗賣玻璃膜搞啲新嘢,我哋仲突登使咗4400蚊搵人訂做咗兩個儀器。一個儀器係用一粒鋼珠喺兩呎高左右通過一條透明管自由落體,下面我哋放鋼化咗同無鋼化嘅玻璃,證明鋼化玻璃嘅硬度。另一個儀器係喺上面有個水缸不停慢流兩串水珠落嚟,下面45度斜放電鍍塗層同埋噴油塗層嘅玻璃,證明電鍍塗層防指紋嘅效果好好多(電鍍塗層嘅水珠會好快流走)。呢兩個嘢又大又重,淨係搵豬毛運過德國都使咗6883蚊人仔!70Please respect copyright.PENANAygJX2WjCfi
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出發去德國之前兩個禮拜某一日,我返到公司,又搵本少。70Please respect copyright.PENANAFbDQQC4mnc
我:“本少,得晤得閒?又講樣嘢你聽。”70Please respect copyright.PENANAj3eHzcBOWw
本少:“又有乜撚嘢好嘢?”70Please respect copyright.PENANAm6wl6nzIGV
我:“尋日,我係陌陌又識咗條女。佢話佢係處,開價5000。你估我還價幾多?”70Please respect copyright.PENANAU7qlJYr29z
本少:“你咪撚俾人呃啦,邊樹有咁撚多處?”70Please respect copyright.PENANA503ZoweVeS
我:“我梗係知啦,所以我還價300。”70Please respect copyright.PENANAEmu4gc6oeV
本少:“咁撚大反差……”70Please respect copyright.PENANAkLIWS2FyM0
我:“最後,講價500成交。”70Please respect copyright.PENANAXjhXWu5WYW
我:“傾撚掂數,我咪啪咗西仔永前兩日俾我嗰粒東革阿里囖,跟住仲買埋薯片去條女屋企。”70Please respect copyright.PENANAx4YT3RI7MR
東革阿里(TongkatAli)係一粒好似咖啡糖嘅嘢,同之前興咗一排嘅Hammer差晤多,都係喺馬拉過嚟嘅,食咗仲犀利過食偉哥,即時硬撚晒。粒嘢係西仔永有個馬拉friend寄過嚟俾佢招呼朋友嘅……70Please respect copyright.PENANA7cYaITadzm
我:“跟住我去到條女屋企樓下,我咪微信佢話到咗囖,點知你估條女點復我?”70Please respect copyright.PENANAHVbL06IOdc
本少:“晤係話晤得吖嘛?”70Please respect copyright.PENANA9Fz6WEvBbi
我:“條女就話,‘寶寶,你幫我清咗個購物車先,好嘛?’”70Please respect copyright.PENANAJQdy76CMRn
我:“我一睇,成兩千幾蚊!我屌吖!”70Please respect copyright.PENANAuD0sOpRe8c
本少:“咁你食咗藥,硬撚晒,局住俾啦。”70Please respect copyright.PENANASdyUyZiML2
我:“我梗係晤撚制啦,我就企喺佢樓下,叫佢俾我上去先,到時先幫佢找數。我點撚知清撚完個購物車佢會晤會都係晤俾我上去㗎。”70Please respect copyright.PENANAb2pLmVETiN
我:“但係講咗半個鐘,條女死都晤肯俾我上去。我把鸠幾火,就拎返包薯片返屋企!”70Please respect copyright.PENANAcPUcDONhfN
本少:“咁你扯到行晒點算?”70Please respect copyright.PENANAMqaPxIFHwI
我:“所以我依家隻手咪好撚攰囖,同埋條懶覺都差晤多甩皮咁滯!”70Please respect copyright.PENANAKBqOm3c8yR
本少:“呢個故事就係教訓你,呢個世界係無咁大隻蛤乸隨街跳!”70Please respect copyright.PENANAFwndm51Dgc
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