
第十二章 賣seafood (肥佬篇)
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今日係展覽會最後一日。199Please respect copyright.PENANASSABixkW6B
一出門口,長腳就話:“我依家見到所有喺街度行嚟行去嘅女人,都好似無着衫咁……”
中撚晒毒!199Please respect copyright.PENANA7JEWQ6iD2w
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傳統嘅展覽會最後一日下晝,都會開放俾公眾入場。因為好多展商都晤想運返啲展品返去,就會當場特價賣走。所以柏林嘅群眾都好醒目咁准備晒手推車入嚟執平嘢。199Please respect copyright.PENANAU5z3z9b2X3
(之後,展會為咗專業形象,就晤再俾展商賣嘢。如果捉到就會警告展商同代理,嚴重嘅會將佢哋黑名單。所以,2013年嘅IFA,竟然變成最後一次可以賣嘢嘅展會……)199Please respect copyright.PENANAlnHb6hLVAH
今年,我哋都有準備一啲貨喺最後嘅今日賣。199Please respect copyright.PENANA7H3aEk7hvf
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到咗十一點幾,啲人就開始衝入嚟啦。我哋當然係好撚忙咁叫賣,個booth 長期都有2、30個人圍喺度揀嘢同問價。199Please respect copyright.PENANAHt3Da6RQ7k
最忙嗰陣,長腳喺度叫賣緊一個10歐元嘅powerbank。199Please respect copyright.PENANABVdIVgkIz3
佢個口一路喺度嗌:“Ten Euro!Ten Euro!”,然後兩隻手嘅食指就一橫一豎(晤係一代宗師Yo-Man先識一橫一豎㗎)咁疊埋一齊。199Please respect copyright.PENANA38s0gp7MRT
本少見到就話:“你個手勢係中國嘅‘十’,班鬼佬識條柒咩!”199Please respect copyright.PENANAYFly1UWacg
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去到下晝三點度,剩低一班類似東歐移民嘅人準備用垃圾價掃貨。199Please respect copyright.PENANASM5i4fr0oI
佢哋會話:“開個價出嚟,我哋冚唪唥貨買晒!”199Please respect copyright.PENANAJy8ROY1Pr6
價錢還嚟還去,最後我哋都覺得,寧願使啲運費運返深圳賣正價,都抵過監平監賤咁賣俾呢班冚家鏟。咁我哋就封盤收返啲貨晤撚賣。199Please respect copyright.PENANAlJVoiFCRyG
班友仲晤肯放棄,繼續問:“咁你哋仲有咩嘢可以賣?”199Please respect copyright.PENANAidNQ6xXxbv
本少就笑笑口咁指住自己個屎忽:“有,my ass!”199Please respect copyright.PENANAQRmXRI6rHq
班友呆咗一呆,然后就爆笑。199Please respect copyright.PENANAGFpXQD90Fw
“真係?”199Please respect copyright.PENANAEcZ0b9M4aq
“真!你出幾多錢先?無一百萬歐我晤賣㗎。”199Please respect copyright.PENANAoI0WPbb11m
七日嘅展會就喺呢個爆笑嘅氣氛之下完結。199Please respect copyright.PENANA0O7td9M3Sy
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收好晒所有嘢,睇住運輸公司收走要運返去嘅貨,我哋就返民宿。199Please respect copyright.PENANAnjoBmcXBTs
之前已經講過,Moabit呢區係比較窮嘅區,好似住咗好多東歐新移民。附近有好多細賭場,裡面就係擺幾部角子老虎機之類嘅賭博遊戲機,但係我哋晤敢入去玩,驚俾人打劫,其實亦都無咩好玩。199Please respect copyright.PENANAGA98lkP0sj
另外,就係有一間土耳其卡巴(Kebab)店。德國有二百幾萬土耳其裔人,係除咗日耳曼民族之外最大嘅種族。卡巴店裡面一定有Doner Kabab,就係嗰條一直轉嘅大笨象腳…… 我哋就買咗大笨象腳、燒雞之類嘅嘢,返去早早察一餐。聽日係8點20分嘅早機,我哋五點就要出門口,今晚其實都瞓晤撚到幾多。199Please respect copyright.PENANAH3Cu5yzeFr
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9月13號凌晨五點半,我哋喺民宿附近嘅路口,上咗架直達機場嘅巴士。去到機場先六點幾。我同長腳都買咗啲嘢,可以喺機場度搞退稅。等到七點退稅嗰個counter開門,搞好晒,我哋就上飛機。經德素多夫、阿布扎比(又見到個金色漏斗)、返香港,然後我同長腳就返深圳。199Please respect copyright.PENANAiiPFyaYRdx
之後,仲要跟進展會收到嗰28張卡片,返嚟報價呀、賣樣辦呀、傾單呀咁。今次收穫中規中矩啦(但係,其中隱藏咗有一張卡片仲貴過黃金,之後就會知㗎啦……)。199Please respect copyright.PENANA0CDVj97UHH
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