華強北之日與夜與笑與淚之間 - 第八卷第六章哥等爛西（肥佬篇）

第六章哥等爛西（肥佬篇）

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展覽第四日係最後一日。

我哋三間公司咁撚多產品，擺撚足四日展，你估攞到幾個客嘅contact？

係11個！107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡunElg2EB7w

就真係得11個！107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0mWDTSGje

以前喺IFA旺嗰年，一日都晤只20個客啦！呢次，真係白擺。算撚數啦，一開頭已經預咗係嚟旅行玩，晤係做生意！107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6OeEGW0RKU

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今晚，本少訂咗去哥等爛西…… Errr…... 係Gordon Ramsay 度食牛扒。其實我都晤撚知邊個係Gordon Ramsay......107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA367daWbr3

[ 本少插口：屌，仲話喺英國留學，‘地獄廚神’Gordon Ramsay係英國名廚，全世界開咗幾間米芝蓮餐廳，咁都晤撚識！ ]107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjbjzMYbYH

Gordon Ramsay Steakhouse 喺巴黎酒店裡面，晤好搞錯另外喺Caesars Palace 入便嗰間cheap cheap 嘅Gordon Ramsay Pub。我哋黃昏去到，先帶我哋喺外面梳化度等安排入座，仲俾咗個iPad 我哋預先睇吓佢哋個menu，搞到好似好高級咁。但係，屌佢啦，iPad裡面個‘鴨屎’都晤work嘅，垃撚圾！107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0LqHTThIHa

喺梳化度仲有一對鬼佬男女朋友一齊等緊。以我哋咁口賤嘅性格，肯定要撩吓佢哋。原來今日喺條女28歲生日，佢同男朋友嚟慶祝。107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt99NkBowcL

西仔永就問條女：“咁你估吓我哋幾多歲？我哋之中有一個60歲以上嘅。”107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErCOYhqdR7

條女：“Errr…...”107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFInOWkNNHo

西仔永指住我：“就係佢啦。”跟住喺手機攞返嗰張大峽谷影嘅相出嚟。107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjV5mpGEAV

條女：“Oh myyyyy goooooood，我以為佢得50歲咋！”107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPl8eMwnIQF

Fuck！我今年46，好晤好？107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVECxy2klgR

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坐低之後，仲有架車推出嚟，上面放咗八嚿牛肉，就係佢哋菜單嘅八款牛扒。每嚿肉都平放等你睇到佢哋嘅晤同厚度，然後每塊扒後面仲有塊45度嘅鏡照俾你睇到嗰款扒嘅油花。其實搞咁fancy嘅嘢都用嚟呃鸠你哋啲遊客啫！107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcK80RRpPr9

我哋又飲啤酒，又飲紅酒，然後每人鋸一塊扒。其實，味道無舊年The Steakhouse 嗰間咁好。五個人承惠700美金，都咪話晤貴！107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkC8LsIelT

但係，食嘢主要都係講氣氛同埋同咩人一齊。每次嚟Vegas 都要食個高級牛扒餐，幾錢晤係重點……107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0wZK51QPv