華強北之日與夜與笑與淚之間 - 第六卷第十六章寶寶，先幫我清咗個購物車好嘛（肥佬篇）

第十六章寶寶，先幫我清咗個購物車好嘛（肥佬篇）

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就快到九月，又係IFA嘅時候。我哋早喺六月份就已經計劃咗第三度去IFA擺檔。今次仲氹埋長腳公司再訂多個booth，兩個booth貼住隔離，一個賣玻璃，一個賣powerbank，認真噓陷！其實，今次引到長腳去嘅原因係我哋打算先去荷蘭玩，再去搵大干，然後去柏林擺展，再去波蘭搵干妹，于擺展於旅遊。咁長腳就有藉口同佢老婆講話去做嘢，事實就係同我哋去歐洲玩……

跟住又再氹撚埋清飛一齊去玩，咁就每個booth都有兩個人看檔。我哋又幫清飛搞咗個德國VISA。

西仔永屋企有事，今次就晤去嘞，少咗隻腳添……227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHyR8CUTc8

為咗賣玻璃膜搞啲新嘢，我哋仲突登使咗4400蚊搵人訂做咗兩個儀器。一個儀器係用一粒鋼珠喺兩呎高左右通過一條透明管自由落體，下面我哋放鋼化咗同無鋼化嘅玻璃，證明鋼化玻璃嘅硬度。另一個儀器係喺上面有個水缸不停慢流兩串水珠落嚟，下面45度斜放電鍍塗層同埋噴油塗層嘅玻璃，證明電鍍塗層防指紋嘅效果好好多（電鍍塗層嘅水珠會好快流走）。呢兩個嘢又大又重，淨係搵豬毛運過德國都使咗6883蚊人仔！227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtl1fCgwRp7

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出發去德國之前兩個禮拜某一日，我返到公司，又搵本少。227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRXHtDFdNb

我：“本少，得晤得閒？又講樣嘢你聽。”227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWiX3gw3tG

本少：“又有乜撚嘢好嘢？”227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8PsG4VWaGl

我：“尋日，我係陌陌又識咗條女。佢話佢係處，開價5000。你估我還價幾多？”227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsbooRNB57

本少：“你咪撚俾人呃啦，邊樹有咁撚多處？”227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlTm2rF7zm

我：“我梗係知啦，所以我還價300。”227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXUOvkzg21

本少：“咁撚大反差……”227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3S5r4KNFh8

我：“最後，講價500成交。”227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYyEE1OXMR7

我：“傾撚掂數，我咪啪咗西仔永前兩日俾我嗰粒東革阿里囖，跟住仲買埋薯片去條女屋企。”227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeu5aEodbfA

東革阿里（TongkatAli）係一粒好似咖啡糖嘅嘢，同之前興咗一排嘅Hammer差晤多，都係喺馬拉過嚟嘅，食咗仲犀利過食偉哥，即時硬撚晒。粒嘢係西仔永有個馬拉friend寄過嚟俾佢招呼朋友嘅……227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8dcBHufgka

我：“跟住我去到條女屋企樓下，我咪微信佢話到咗囖，點知你估條女點復我？”227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqWlvgbAxa

本少：“晤係話晤得吖嘛？”227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gsxvAX8hu

我：“條女就話，‘寶寶，你幫我清咗個購物車先，好嘛？’”227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxuHmRW10k

我：“我一睇，成兩千幾蚊！我屌吖！”227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgoiSxUyw4t

本少：“咁你食咗藥，硬撚晒，局住俾啦。”227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMiHTZ9O0iE

我：“我梗係晤撚制啦，我就企喺佢樓下，叫佢俾我上去先，到時先幫佢找數。我點撚知清撚完個購物車佢會晤會都係晤俾我上去㗎。”227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYylgwMvKXm

我：“但係講咗半個鐘，條女死都晤肯俾我上去。我把鳩幾火，就拎返包薯片返屋企！”227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1mBVZ5Z7v

本少：“咁你扯到行晒點算？”227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡudQiAGLEkP

我：“所以我依家隻手咪好撚攰囖，同埋條懶覺都差晤多甩皮咁滯！”227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMkHyxHENH

本少：“呢個故事就係教訓你，呢個世界係無咁大隻蛤乸隨街跳！”227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrknZwVHfdc

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