第八章 一只狗 （肥佬篇）
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到咗2014年嘅聖誕節前夕，深圳生衡就喺公司搞咗個Christmas趴地。每個人要準備一份禮物嚟交換，到咗中午，就叫肯德雞外賣返嚟食。
本少、死先生、三條妹仔、仲有我、化二同埋我哋養嗰隻貴婦狗都嚟埋。化二幫隻狗女改咗個名叫‘冰冰’，屌，可惜隻狗係我養嘅跟我姓廖，晤係阿范哥養，咁叫冰冰有卵用咩……
一講到狗，我就諗到個關於我個friend阿鷹嘅笑話……129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKZHFtVQfv
我就搵本少：“本少，講個笑話你聽。”129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuKTHOKu1ri
本少：“咩撚嘢笑話？”129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqsqmkFYAq
我：“你咪識得我個friend阿鷹嘅？”129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8PHpJ28C0
本少：“梗係識啦！”129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4f83aRfOz
我：“我以前成日同佢drink同叫雞，條友試過好多次，隻雞晤肯同佢吹，佢就打柒啲雞。有啲雞會zebra（即係班馬）返嚟復桌，我都晤知同佢拆過幾多鑊呢啲嘢。”129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQt0Yr6ZbK
我：“自從舊年佢結咗婚之後，就一直頭頭碰着黑，單單生意都有阻滯。就算同佢去drink都總係有啲晤老嚟嘅事…… 晤止黑佢自己仲黑撚埋我！”129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpoTUak5ABJ
本少：“咁佢咪由‘飛鷹’變成‘黑鷹’囖！”129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡblZK1HzPDQ
我：“佢英文名咪叫Eagle嘅。話說化二屈我買咗部新iPhone6俾佢，我成日出去玩晤撚聽佢電話，為咗要刮我，就死都要攞Eagle個電話存落部iPhone6度。”129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwfpkCtQ88
我：“你估化二點樣記Eagle個名？佢啲英文又晤撚得，成日聽我叫Eagle，佢又聽得晤清晤楚又晤撚識寫……”129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQyrS9UiHan
本少：“咁點叫？”129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJq7ixhztSu
我：“化二猛咁話 e-gi-gle，e-gi-gle ……”129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl9pov20uKM
本少：“咁即係點？”129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhtD7M2LYg
我：“e-gi-gle，咪直接打做‘一只狗’囖！一字開頭，就直接喺電話簿裡面第一個，一撳電話簿就見到！”129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX3GrqKVV6j
本少飲緊杯肯德雞可樂即刻噴晒出嚟……129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0TgNYDwCO
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