第八章 一只狗 (肥佬篇)
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到咗2014年嘅聖誕節前夕,深圳生衡就喺公司搞咗個Christmas趴地。每個人要準備一份禮物嚟交換,到咗中午,就叫肯德雞外賣返嚟食。
本少、死先生、三條妹仔、仲有我、化二同埋我哋養嗰隻貴婦狗都嚟埋。化二幫隻狗女改咗個名叫‘冰冰’,屌,可惜隻狗係我養嘅跟我姓廖,晤係阿范哥養,咁叫冰冰有卵用咩……
一講到狗,我就諗到個關於我個friend阿鷹嘅笑話……137Please respect copyright.PENANAZUxbESBN7Q
我就搵本少:“本少,講個笑話你聽。”137Please respect copyright.PENANAnyPRpDWz7r
本少:“咩撚嘢笑話?”137Please respect copyright.PENANAdeBPZKRRZh
我:“你咪識得我個friend阿鷹嘅?”137Please respect copyright.PENANAG1qEsWJAh8
本少:“梗係識啦!”137Please respect copyright.PENANASzZ59qeFhi
我:“我以前成日同佢drink同叫雞,條友試過好多次,隻雞晤肯同佢吹,佢就打柒啲雞。有啲雞會zebra(即係班馬)返嚟復桌,我都晤知同佢拆過幾多鑊呢啲嘢。”137Please respect copyright.PENANArfZ1P9PESc
我:“自從舊年佢結咗婚之後,就一直頭頭碰着黑,單單生意都有阻滯。就算同佢去drink都總係有啲晤老嚟嘅事…… 晤止黑佢自己仲黑撚埋我!”137Please respect copyright.PENANAn1naF0nlOd
本少:“咁佢咪由‘飛鷹’變成‘黑鷹’囖!”137Please respect copyright.PENANAuvC7ddGKNf
我:“佢英文名咪叫Eagle嘅。話說化二屈我買咗部新iPhone6俾佢,我成日出去玩晤撚聽佢電話,為咗要刮我,就死都要攞Eagle個電話存落部iPhone6度。”137Please respect copyright.PENANAawHaWzhybv
我:“你估化二點樣記Eagle個名?佢啲英文又晤撚得,成日聽我叫Eagle,佢又聽得晤清晤楚又晤撚識寫……”137Please respect copyright.PENANAK7pxxAG2sy
本少:“咁點叫?”137Please respect copyright.PENANAS9HNwzA2Eh
我:“化二猛咁話 e-gi-gle,e-gi-gle ……”137Please respect copyright.PENANAgJIZCEruLV
本少:“咁即係點?”137Please respect copyright.PENANAL4ZfMiI34N
我:“e-gi-gle,咪直接打做‘一只狗’囖!一字開頭,就直接喺電話簿裡面第一個,一撳電話簿就見到!”137Please respect copyright.PENANANfRKFlanJm
本少飲緊杯肯德雞可樂即刻噴晒出嚟……137Please respect copyright.PENANAUUBkOchvl2
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