第六章 叫雞晤俾錢 (肥佬篇)203Please respect copyright.PENANAQusFsZKXEH
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豪門之夜之後幾日,我哋五個約出嚟食lunch。食到中間,我就同西仔永講:“西仔永,前幾日drink嗰晚,豪門阿尚總打俾我,話你叫雞晤俾錢喎。”203Please respect copyright.PENANAwTU9yKVRXA
“乜嘢叫雞晤俾錢呀,肥佬你咪撚亂講喎!”西仔永即刻跳起。
本少就話:“咩撚嘢料?咁西仔永你交個詳細包膠先啦。”203Please respect copyright.PENANALqsMAwMlb7
西仔永:“嗰晚我都飲到嗨嗨哋,好多嘢晤係好記得,淨係記得我同長腳喺樓上淨係租咗一間房..….”203Please respect copyright.PENANAoCESBwlo3f
全部人即刻用有咁淫賤得咁淫賤嘅目光望住西仔永同長腳…… “嘩,仲要玩大被同眠!”203Please respect copyright.PENANAqh4gGfhszy
西仔永:“我見長腳同佢條女霸咗張床搞,我咪拖我條女入廁所叫佢吹住先囖。”203Please respect copyright.PENANA4PYJJ2l3Yx
西仔永:“點知條女喺個廁所扭扭擰擰又擋又隔,個廁所又窄,混亂之中我好似掹撚爛咗個毛巾架。”203Please respect copyright.PENANASXmwC2iBKh
長腳:“真係掹爛咗個毛巾架,仲賠咗錢添…… 因為我搞完咪落樓埋埋張房單,跟住就返屋企。”203Please respect copyright.PENANAhL3bOZfMxD
西仔永:“廁所吹完出嚟晤見咗長腳,我咪繼續上床搞嘢囖。”203Please respect copyright.PENANAkm14UCBlTs
西仔永:“搞撚完沖涼出嚟,我諗住俾錢叫條女走,點知我銀包原本應該有三千幾蚊晤見咗。我即時屌鸠條女:係咪你偷錢?”203Please respect copyright.PENANAmHa40ikUoW
西仔永:“條女梗係死口晤認啦,我咪一巴車過去囖。跟住扯嚟扯去,我攆佢走,佢話我未俾錢死都晤肯走。”203Please respect copyright.PENANAmODFlx038a
西仔永:“拉扯咗成個鐘,我就話,一齊落樓下我撳返錢俾佢。”203Please respect copyright.PENANAT2WZcqEywi
西仔永:“我落到樓下,越諗就越晤撚憤氣,我咪一路走咗去咯,條女喺後面嗌我都晤理佢。到最後去咗附近一間桑拿瞓到第日兩點幾…… ”203Please respect copyright.PENANAZcGcRjZrnF
我就話:“尚總嗰晚打俾我晤係咁講喎…… ”203Please respect copyright.PENANArIJas4HbLm
我:“尚總話,條女返去搵佢,話你條西仔一落樓就一支箭好似跑一百公尺咁雞咁腳咁走,叫都叫晤住。”203Please respect copyright.PENANAd9HTdFUlxJ
我:“尚總同我講:乜你個friend咁得意嘅?無錢俾都晤使咁樣走㗎,同你咁熟,咪下次俾返囖,就算晤俾咪當我請客囖…… ”203Please respect copyright.PENANASVMvXacvob
我:“其實我喺個電話度聽到尚總同條女都喺度笑緊…… ”203Please respect copyright.PENANAjpV7tj7zTo
之所以同尚總熟,係因為之前有次喺佢嗰度想帶條女出去,條女晤制,我就叫尚總搞撚掂佢。跟住出咗街之後,條女同我講,佢因為我俾尚總打咗一鑊甘。原嚟尚總真係會打鸠啲女要佢哋陪客出去,之後我就成日幫襯尚總,變到好friend啦。203Please respect copyright.PENANAPiRipS1Dp0
長腳就細細聲講:“阿永,你嗰三千蚊,我好似見到你drink個陣攞咗啲出嚟俾小費,然後上房前我又問你借咗2K嚟俾條女…… ”203Please respect copyright.PENANA9DC0Ma0MfF
西仔永:“Shit!又好似有啲印象喎…… ”203Please respect copyright.PENANAZ7XIctX4ae
直到多年之後,我哋都無再去過豪門搵尚總啦,亦都無俾返呢筆叫雞錢。所以,‘西仔永叫雞晤俾錢’呢單嘢,就變成實實在在嘅事實。每次講,西仔永都無撚得反擊!203Please respect copyright.PENANASLxaot6m7c
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