
第四章 山水晤需要有相逢 (肥佬篇)
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我哋入駐咗生衡振華個檔口之後,主要係搞批發。老黃就喺康樂市場嗰度再租咗另一個檔口,佢老婆就喺嗰邊賣零售,但係同我哋條數係完全分開嘅。所以佢老婆好少過嚟振華呢邊。
振華個檔口其實好撚細,大約有25呎闊,但係就得8呎深,向走廊嗰25呎係玻璃。如果大家有去過華強北嘅市場,都知道其實都係好撚亂、好撚污糟。144Please respect copyright.PENANA8jwGIcgnlk
附近幾個檔口都係賣充電數據線嘅。我哋就開玩笑話,一個檔口裡面嘅充電線就已經足夠全地球一年嘅需求,都晤知點解佢哋仲日日可以打咁多包裝咁多箱出貨。華強北最旺嗰幾年,拉封箱膠紙嘅唓唓聲可以由上晝十點一直嚮到夜晚十點。其實華強北嘅冠軍銷售產品,應該係呢啲封箱膠紙至真!144Please respect copyright.PENANAi4D8yFF2Uh
隔離檔口個老細,就經常帶幾個四、五歲嘅孫仔返嚟玩。啲死靚仔好似有無限精力咁,喺條走廊度走嚟走去,wee娃鬼叫……144Please respect copyright.PENANA4ZKucMYhRU
本少就最撚憎細路仔,佢話佢頂晤住啲靚仔發出嘅噪音,所以佢係一個不婚主義者,同埋晤生細路。人哋有所謂‘丁克一族’(Dink,Double Income No Kid),本少就係‘沉船一族’(Sink,Single Income No Kid)。每次隔離啲娃鬼玩到嚟我哋檔口外面,我就見到本少皺晒眉頭,目露兇光,我真係怕肥佬會好似‘月光光心慌慌’咁攞個鏈鋸出嚟殺撚晒呢幾條細路……144Please respect copyright.PENANASaXv96uvt3
[ 本少:我手執關刀九十九呀,不殺盡呢班細路我誓不休呀…… ]144Please respect copyright.PENANAudYBwb5g1G
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有日,走咗條茂利入嚟振華檔口,吹到話喺外國有好大嘅OEM客,跟住買咗大概2、300蚊嘅手機同埋平板玻璃膜樣辦話寄俾外國客試。有啲比較冷門嘅膜其實我哋都係喺市場調貨返嚟。144Please respect copyright.PENANAIvjhnsBAQP
過咗兩日,條茂利走返嚟,就話個外國客收到啲樣辦,有啲打開就話裂咗,有啲打開就話型號晤對。無撚理由㗎,喺市場咁耐,都好少會話入錯盒!叫佢攞返嚟對型號,又話寄咗俾個客寄晤返嚟。144Please respect copyright.PENANAUF4RoQriKS
屌佢老母啦!我估佢係喺另外啲檔口,睇到比我哋平,覺得晤撚抵,就返嚟𠲖𠲖哦哦,搵埋啲晤撚係藉口嘅藉口,博我哋退錢俾佢。144Please respect copyright.PENANAgtgwvUguTI
當時,本少就坐係檔口後面。聽到條友咁講嘢,就二話不說,喺佢銀包度攞咗三嚿水出嚟。就話:“晤撚使講咁多,俾返錢你,以後都晤撚好再嚟,呢度晤歡迎你。滾!”144Please respect copyright.PENANAXN13My8KL3
條友聽到,面都黑埋,就攞錢走咗。144Please respect copyright.PENANAo0Kbu0sSJo
老黃就話:“本少,講嘢晤使咁絕嘅,山水有相逢㗎嘛……”144Please respect copyright.PENANAOGyghjogNp
[ 本少:山水有相逢,出自明代 馮夢龍、三言兩拍之警世通言.王安石三難蘇學士:144Please respect copyright.PENANAr3BqrIgeX0
‘山水有相逢,春風入卷來,望君多珍重,圓月杯中酒。’]144Please respect copyright.PENANAQmKO9jgYVT
跟住,本少就講出佢呢一生嘅名句:“山水晤一定需要有相逢嘅。最多我以後晤撚同佢做生意啫,天大地大咁多行業咁多生意做,我有本事,晤做你生意晤會餓得死㗎瓦?”144Please respect copyright.PENANAeGH2pcqTzn
本少,你好嘢!夠晒寸!144Please respect copyright.PENANAcu0JlVzBPH
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跟住仲有下文…… 過咗兩個鐘,條茂利竟然帶咗一條矮仔返嚟復桌,話本少晤撚俾面,叫佢‘滾’。屌,我企起身擋喺前面,條矮仔仲矮我成個頭,淨係識得攞個頭嚟頂我個心口。講郁手,佢夠撚我揪咩,我只要一隻手撳撚住佢個頭,佢伸手都掂我晤到…… 到最後,都係咁咩嚟咩去,條矮仔又晤夠膽真係郁手,就咁就不了了之走咗…….144Please respect copyright.PENANAhauNhs6TTO
你估兩條‘橫行華強北嘅死肥佬’係流㗎?144Please respect copyright.PENANABRHVi5arie
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