第十二章 賣seafood （肥佬篇）
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今日係展覽會最後一日。180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7LdOFR8rdn
一出門口，長腳就話：“我依家見到所有喺街度行嚟行去嘅女人，都好似無着衫咁……”
中撚晒毒！180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPqbtKR8vI
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傳統嘅展覽會最後一日下晝，都會開放俾公眾入場。因為好多展商都晤想運返啲展品返去，就會當場特價賣走。所以柏林嘅群眾都好醒目咁准備晒手推車入嚟執平嘢。180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQxx3eRQXG
（之後，展會為咗專業形象，就晤再俾展商賣嘢。如果捉到就會警告展商同代理，嚴重嘅會將佢哋黑名單。所以，2013年嘅IFA，竟然變成最後一次可以賣嘢嘅展會……）180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Ofay8Cdim
今年，我哋都有準備一啲貨喺最後嘅今日賣。180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9pZuw80IP
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到咗十一點幾，啲人就開始衝入嚟啦。我哋當然係好撚忙咁叫賣，個booth 長期都有2、30個人圍喺度揀嘢同問價。180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY57QvOz7zb
最忙嗰陣，長腳喺度叫賣緊一個10歐元嘅powerbank。180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsmcJXpKiF
佢個口一路喺度嗌：“Ten Euro！Ten Euro！”，然後兩隻手嘅食指就一橫一豎（晤係一代宗師Yo-Man先識一橫一豎㗎）咁疊埋一齊。180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBG3JqHCxTv
本少見到就話：“你個手勢係中國嘅‘十’，班鬼佬識條柒咩！”180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybNCI1rfYS
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去到下晝三點度，剩低一班類似東歐移民嘅人準備用垃圾價掃貨。180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWpmpSyAKe
佢哋會話：“開個價出嚟，我哋冚唪唥貨買晒！”180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVeoU6jCdeG
價錢還嚟還去，最後我哋都覺得，寧願使啲運費運返深圳賣正價，都抵過監平監賤咁賣俾呢班冚家鏟。咁我哋就封盤收返啲貨晤撚賣。180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHpA8bNXWi
班友仲晤肯放棄，繼續問：“咁你哋仲有咩嘢可以賣？”180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzDNz2ddnS
本少就笑笑口咁指住自己個屎忽：“有，my ass！”180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQor4jYa8T
班友呆咗一呆，然后就爆笑。180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHyrc5cVP5
“真係？”180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3xdC3qTss
“真！你出幾多錢先？無一百萬歐我晤賣㗎。”180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡji7rGrzaZg
七日嘅展會就喺呢個爆笑嘅氣氛之下完結。180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDmMfXvdFR
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收好晒所有嘢，睇住運輸公司收走要運返去嘅貨，我哋就返民宿。180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnkqeJt1VSc
之前已經講過，Moabit呢區係比較窮嘅區，好似住咗好多東歐新移民。附近有好多細賭場，裡面就係擺幾部角子老虎機之類嘅賭博遊戲機，但係我哋晤敢入去玩，驚俾人打劫，其實亦都無咩好玩。180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJe0BITeub
另外，就係有一間土耳其卡巴（Kebab）店。德國有二百幾萬土耳其裔人，係除咗日耳曼民族之外最大嘅種族。卡巴店裡面一定有Doner Kabab，就係嗰條一直轉嘅大笨象腳…… 我哋就買咗大笨象腳、燒雞之類嘅嘢，返去早早察一餐。聽日係8點20分嘅早機，我哋五點就要出門口，今晚其實都瞓晤撚到幾多。180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAO6fj5Dxy
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9月13號凌晨五點半，我哋喺民宿附近嘅路口，上咗架直達機場嘅巴士。去到機場先六點幾。我同長腳都買咗啲嘢，可以喺機場度搞退稅。等到七點退稅嗰個counter開門，搞好晒，我哋就上飛機。經德素多夫、阿布扎比（又見到個金色漏斗）、返香港，然後我同長腳就返深圳。180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs409RbRPNR
之後，仲要跟進展會收到嗰28張卡片，返嚟報價呀、賣樣辦呀、傾單呀咁。今次收穫中規中矩啦（但係，其中隱藏咗有一張卡片仲貴過黃金，之後就會知㗎啦……）。180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaHJZs156Qq
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