隻戇鳩妖精將我變咗做女仔（已完結） - 四

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莫非我啱啱真係出現左幻覺？

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但冇理由架喎，個感覺咁真。

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為左測試我係咪真係變左擁有吸引女仔既能力，我響臨返屋企之前仲特登去左麥〇勞買杯雪糕，諗住趁落單時同個靚女counter職員姐姐搭下訕。

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呢個靚女姐姐我都留意左佢好耐下，雖然唔及女神靚，但係我覺得佢個樣都幾甜美。

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「先生請問想要啲乜野？」靚女姐姐用甜美既笑容問我。

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「雪糕。」

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「仲有冇其他需要？」

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「有。」我要問了。

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靚女姐姐笑得好好睇，如果真係媾到佢都唔錯。

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唉當安慰獎都好。

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「想要我女妳。」我鼓起勇氣，牙齒不清地道。

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靚女姐姐皺起眉頭，但依然擠起笑容問多次：「唔好意思，我聽唔清楚，麻煩你講多次？」

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「女啊我想要妳。」我嘗試展露一個好charm好陽光既笑容：「女朋友吖做我既。」

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靚女姐姐甜美既笑容突然消失到無影無踪，然後轉身走左入counter入面既廚房再轉過角落頭唔見左。

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正當我莫名其妙既時候，靚女姐姐同埋一個好後生個樣又好寸咀既男經理行左出黎，然後靚女姐姐指住我：「就係佢。」

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男經理走埋黎我面前，好大聲同我講：「呢位先生，我同事話妳性騷擾佢。」

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「下...有啊...邊度有啊...？」性騷擾？痴線！我？

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「我地呢度既女同事全部都係正經既女仔黎。」

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「呃...係唔咁架...」我比男經理既氣勢嚇到口都窒埋。

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「如果你係想黎騷擾我地既女同事既話，我諗你搵錯左地方。」男經理得勢不饒人。

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我感覺到全間麥〇勞既員工同顧客都望住我，有啲仲交頭接耳咁竊竊私語。

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「咩...咩啊...？」唔得，我要拎返啲氣勢出黎先得：「我...我...雪糕我買...咋！」再伸手將手上既收據遞出去：「錢，我有比啊。」

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男經理收過我張收據，然後行去背後斟左個新地筒比我：「先生，你既雪糕。」

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我接過。

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「如果下次再有咁既情況，我會考慮翻睇CCTV然後報警。」男經理仲要攞個尾彩。

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我拎住個新地筒，戇鳩鳩咁行出麥〇勞。

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我仲感覺到走果陣比好多人望住。

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唉，睇黎我有排都唔可以出入呢間麥〇勞了。

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最衰都係果個盧〇鵬！

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又話會實現我既願望既！

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我明明話要變做吸引女仔既人，點解啱啱靚女姐姐咁既反應架！？

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仲要搵埋經理出黎話我性騷擾佢！

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其實講到尾，都係我咁蠢相信盧〇鵬話自己係妖精，又話自己會幫我實驗願望啫。

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痴線，點解我會咁蠢架，呢個世界上邊會有妖精啊！

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我諗諗下佢突然消失隨時仲要係我既幻覺黎咋！

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唉，我仲弱智到走去好多人幫襯緊既麥〇勞去試，結果真係當眾出醜啊！

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痴線，個經理仲要話啲麥記女員工係正經女仔，我先唔信啊！

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佢咁嬲，可能佢根本就想食左靚女姐姐！

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唉，真係越諗越嬲啊。

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今日真係諸事不順！

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之後返到屋企，我嬲爆爆咁好快地食完飯就返左入房打機。

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臨入房前仲要比老母鬧我又唔幫手執枱洗碗，一日到黑淨係掛住玩……

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哼，今日好似頭頭碰著黑咁，我就要將自己所有既不滿，通通發洩響隻online game既對手身上！

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我打呢隻game都有啲料架！

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我打打打打打……

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結果尋晚打機輸到百佳，仲要比隊友開語音鬧到我狗血淋頭，而家一起身仲要變左條女……

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我而家咁樣回憶返，唯一有線索既就係果位自稱係妖精既盧○鵬，如果佢真係妖精又識超能力既就講得通喇！

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但好荒謬喎…

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乜我而家變左條女仲唔夠荒謬咩！

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吖。

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但係如果佢真係妖精，咁又奇怪喎。

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我個願望係自己變得吸引女仔，點解佢會將我變左做女仔架！

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吖。

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佢係一隻整估人既妖精。

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呢個係我唯一諗到既解釋。

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哎呀，唔好再理咁多喇，等我搵返條友問清楚先！

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於是我牙都冇刷，個頭都仲痴住啲菠蘿包碎，衫都冇換就咁踢住拖衝落街。

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