今日簡直係創校四十年以嚟嘅奇蹟!聰明如智者嘅阿偉都嚇咗一嚇,一個馬步扎唔穩都搞到差啲仆街。611Please respect copyright.PENANAt9c584cJ7Z
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喂!創校以嚟第一次有又靚又後生嘅Miss嚟教書喎!唔係唔奇蹟吓話!完咗開學禮,我地成班人上晒課室,大家仍然難忍心中嘅興奮,喺返去課室途中繼續高談闊論!611Please respect copyright.PENANAzhrjMvbzmQ
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但喺佢地啲雄性荷爾蒙高漲嘅時候,惟獨我慢慢冷靜返頭腦,諗諗下新Miss嚟到或多或少係對我地班有影響,於是趁Miss未到我就搞下啲正經嘢先,開下「班會」傾下個對策。611Please respect copyright.PENANAyEdh1S4e7L
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我將課室中間四張枱泊埋做咗個講台,然後我企咗上去處理下啲「班務」。冇錯,我,謝子匡就係4A班嘅班會主席(自動冧莊,選都唔洗選),主要處理4A呢個大棚嘅囚友福利外,亦都要即時處理啲特別狀況,包括處理換新班主任對手足生活嘅影響。611Please respect copyright.PENANADhwfYgxkxK
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「大家靜啲!我要開一個緊急班會!」611Please respect copyright.PENANA9ZICMiPh6l
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補充一下所謂嘅福利係有啲咩。其實不外乎都係大家嘅早餐、請槍代做功課代做罰抄、代收違禁品,同埋——611Please respect copyright.PENANAYowMymiMvF
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「匡哥!吉澤明步出咗新女教師系列,幾時可以益我地成班兄弟呀!」611Please respect copyright.PENANAvmFmvdhoqL
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——關注一下4A班手足對四仔嘅需求。611Please respect copyright.PENANAkjqK9cHJW6
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我出晒名跟nike神跟得好貼,4A手足想搵片J都會問我幫手。亦都因為咁,我喺呢一班甚至呢一級之中係非常有江湖地位!唉⋯⋯班友仔咸濕都算,豬撚到自己BT都唔肯。哈,好彩老豆老母為咗搵食所以睇得我唔算緊。擺低部電腦想我自學一下電腦咁喎,嘿,咁就成為咗我嘅生財工具——BT啲四仔落嚟,燒埋入碟再賣埋比佢地,一條龍服務!611Please respect copyright.PENANAGXO6V2HDtO
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除咗四仔服務要收錢之外,其他「班務」都會收錢。同一時間我自己都撈緊7-11,可以話4A班嘅Freelance王!唉,冇計啦。鬼叫屋企窮咩,我都係係想養活自己唧,唔洗老豆老母咁辛苦嘛!611Please respect copyright.PENANA77uVKqVudC
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老實講,我聽到呢個要求都忍唔住冷笑咗陣,揶揄佢地話:「成班垃圾爛泥扶唔上壁!而家仲洗靠睇四仔去幻想架咩!喂阿哥!成個新Miss棟咗喺度做我地班主任呀!你睇佢一身打扮就知淫底啦!」611Please respect copyright.PENANAYpWqm8kp4O
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聽完之後成班手足即刻起哄。611Please respect copyright.PENANAz40qGhnixq
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「喂!主席!你係咪打算擒咗新Miss呀?」611Please respect copyright.PENANAKJXLvdUOYW
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「你都痴撚線!」我指住條傻仔笑佢:「犯法嘢我就唔會做嘅!唔該你地目光咪咁短視啦!我開緊急班會個目的就係要話比你地聽,以前『廢超』執政時代因為『廢超』買我地怕,我地先有三年嘅自由時光咋!」611Please respect copyright.PENANAjdzHRw5giV
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『廢超』係我地上一位班主任,由中一睇到我地中三。換句話講,我已經同呢班手足做咗三年同班同學!睇嚟佢已經廢到比校長炒咗,所以先要換新老師嚟做我學班主任。不過睇新Miss只係一個弱質女流,又真係唔洗怕佢!611Please respect copyright.PENANAb9zRqRQoMw
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我繼續講:「正所謂新官上任三把火。以我閱人無數嘅經驗,呢位新Miss一定會搞亂呢班建立咗三年嘅秩序!你班友仔跟咗我三年,應該知我想講咩啦?!」611Please respect copyright.PENANAMVt5ruOyjd
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「知!!」全班叫囂!611Please respect copyright.PENANAHdy30jOu6F
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「缺席嘅缺席﹗」我振起雙手大叫!611Please respect copyright.PENANAbisTvr9bDH
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「繼續缺席!」全班大叫。611Please respect copyright.PENANAQfGZ1H2PF8
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「欠交功課嘅繼續欠交!」我煽動全班手足。611Please respect copyright.PENANA9Vdj3Y34Ec
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「唔撚柒交!」611Please respect copyright.PENANANYe4IZTd8k
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「上堂瞓覺嘅瞓覺﹗食嘢嘅食嘢⋯⋯總之 我要『廢超』時代嘅生活維持五十年不變!」屌,講講下搞到我自己成個19政棍喺度拉票咁。611Please respect copyright.PENANAiO0MJcwK5p
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「五十年不變!!」全班拍晒手掌。611Please respect copyright.PENANAzKBFUSJtsN
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「所以!我地!要諗計比個下馬威新Miss睇!比佢知道,邊個先係4A班嘅揸fit人!」611Please respect copyright.PENANApymbgyKCt0
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我大聲振呼,但係冇我預期中嘅反應,成班同學突然鴉雀無聲。我大感奇怪,平時佢地一定會跟埋起哄。我放眼全班,有啲人面色發青,有啲人即刻拎書出嚟扮嘢。呢個時候我聽到有人係咁「殊⋯⋯殊⋯⋯」引我注意。我應聲一睇,係阿偉殊緊我,佢同我打個眼色,示意我望返出班房前面。611Please respect copyright.PENANAEIYq15woAU
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我回頭一望——611Please respect copyright.PENANAc5gr9akwHH
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「邊個係4A班嘅揸fit人呀?」611Please respect copyright.PENANAq0ulB42qk8
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仆街⋯⋯係周Sir。611Please respect copyright.PENANADYrRO6tpKV
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Miss企喺周Sir後面,腼腆咁對住全班同學微笑。611Please respect copyright.PENANAc4uS0UN79v
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#小說 #文字 #文學 #愛情 #故事 #師生戀 #講故佬#小甜611Please respect copyright.PENANABXjBRZXYtG
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真人真事師生戀《最接近的陌生距離》
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