「我全名叫余可童，唔准叫全名，叫我做『蟲蟲』。」2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4yWaOmgPqF
2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTV6X2K3St
條暴力痴線妹講起自己個名時，個樣真係特別乞人憎。翹起雙手，樣又串，仲含住粒珍寶珠添。佢個眼神唔止對我唔友善，仲對我地所有男仔都唔友善，好似全部男仔都係佢殺父仇人咁！2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfank7bAd8v
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當所有人都略略介紹晒自己之後，社工吳姑娘又有嘢講：「再一次歡迎各位同學！嚟緊我地兩間學校會有一系列服務社區嘅義工活動。首先想問一下大家，有幾多位同學係做過義工架？」2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhA0AYEJa7N
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咪玩啦做義工，我而家剩係聽到烏鴉叫咋﹗2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOuhaaKGXpE
2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIHE2jy4AN
見到咁老尷嘅畫面，吳姑娘就打完場咁講﹕「咁啱晒啦！我地今日正正就係一個義工訓練活動！首先我地用熱烈嘅掌聲歡迎今日活動嘅星級教練！」2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZltMUz9q7
2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2sl6F47g5
然後有個樣好鬼猥瑣，成個詹瑞文咁嘅中年大叔走咗入圈中間介紹自己，仲學埋詹瑞文咁扭身扭勢咁講：「Hello呀！各位同學，我係今日嘅星級教練，亦都係節嚟自隔離女校嘅社工。咁啲女同學一定識我架啦！巴打們！我叫做『巴⋯巴⋯巴⋯巴⋯巴治奧！』，噢呢噢呢噢呢噢呢⋯⋯」2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvrUeqQGPaz
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呢個傻佬真係以為自己好好笑⋯⋯2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1D1gwPHl4
2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGEvqalnU7
「哇屌，好撚老尷呀。」阿偉都頂唔順呢個場合。2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAYuu6Vsln
2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKHTS0LMJq
呢個時候，我感覺到一眾被我水咗過嚟嘅盈女王騎士團嘅騎士（即係4A全班）用一個好怨毒嘅眼神望住我。2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTwKxXbnwF
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「咪咁樣望我啦！話明幫女王大人撐場架嘛！」我對成班男仔講：「你班友成日嗌冇女！而家對面重女呀！仲唔講多謝？」2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSi15f0hlG6
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平心而論，如果唔係蟲蟲個格太串太惡，佢真係咁多女仔入面樣貌、身材都係最出眾。如果以分數嚟比較，對面啲女顏值大約六、七十分，而蟲蟲係有九十五分！2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIUqydidZb9
2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMd64CJvh9
雖然蟲蟲個氣場好勁，搞到我地啲男仔淆晒。但從我對咸濕仔嘅認知，我感受到盈女王騎士團入面有幾位騎士已經眼金金咁望住蟲蟲⋯⋯呢個世界從來都唔缺M男嘅！2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh58b9nSHU0
2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8qsiOwzaO
唉，呢啲社工活動年中真係玩唔少。我基本上都熟晒流程，唔洗嗰條叫巴治奧嘅傻社工講，我都知要分組玩。果然，全場分成四組，男校女校各有兩組。2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQIE8Ux1AjU
2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvOXkepHHv
「改組名喎！」杰少：「阿波你諗啦！」2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSg2DT7qRW
2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXdCAPVl7A
「智者偉諗啦！」阿波。2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqqGsJ2F4a
2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYDNKHN2jx
「咁梗係交比打狗英雄，阿匡哥改啦！」阿偉。2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHTfOZ6fQb
2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEnio8XRWzu
「一早諗好咗啦！」我。2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5XMhT3bS9
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「叫咩名呀？」佢地三個。2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26VE2Dmybe
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「哼！」我離遠咗盯實嗰條暴力女：「我地就叫『滅蟲小隊』啦！」2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY68EtiWcVG
2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3GVJlPPBN8
「吓？！乜撚嘢！老撚土！」杰少。2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRnhQakHYjf
2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpg50efmyPV
「喂唔得喎！」阿波。2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86w2arKNq5
2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXeE9izDJd
「唉，冇眼睇。」連阿偉都咁講。2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZE65ZYyPIw
2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAxCWeqI38
「我唔理！總之今日我就好憎啲一條條嘅蟲！！」我。2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrWvHtvAeO
2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhOWTM2knF
阿偉隨我眼光望過去蟲蟲嗰邊後，再望一望我面上面嘅掌印，就話：「今日就係嗰個叫蟲蟲嘅女仔星咗你一巴？」2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6EGKACkga
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然後杰少同阿波走埋嚟，好似而家先發現到我啲掌印咁。2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vssPAvXZR
2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzsXdB6pFl
「頭先返嚟嗰陣，條痴線妹唔知發咩神經摑咗我一巴呀！」我咬牙切齒咁講：「佢陣間就仆街！呢啖氣我吞唔落！」2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2jAQTgxR7
2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3UCI9UK6zG
「唉！好心你咪咁小氣啦！你望下Miss幾開心!」阿偉。2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1I9hemRaPS
2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDdcg6t3ZU
然後我望咗過去另一隊男子組，Miss收緊啲小組名牌時，就被個組名搞到哭笑不得。2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7QVQ3wvw0
2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnVoTej3Lz
「乜嘢『盈盈一水間』呀？」Miss。2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzwCknzIOe
2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbfKSa7V2E
佢地好開心咁笑緊。Miss近排好鍾意我地班拎佢個「盈」字開下啲佢教過嘅中文嘅開笑。2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatgFaWR9Cu
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「車！而家仲洗用呢招去哄⋯⋯Miss開心架咩？」提到Miss時我壓低把聲講。2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SpjBn7TRH
2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0b2AA7rT9T
「唔係哄唔哄嘅問題。而係你個『朋友』咁高調用另一個女仔名嚟做小組名嘅問題。」阿偉冷冷一笑，好似預計到唔好嘅事情發生。2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZVwVmnX6K
2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLK5snStld9
阿偉話口未完，Miss已經黎度收我地小組名。2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMt4FxBUMrL
2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ASR7WK69W
「滅『蟲』小隊？」Miss皺咁下眉頭：「咩意思呀？邊個改架？」2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuzvH9NpE18
2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZqQ4UL0ldI
「匡哥囉！」杰少：「諗住簡單啲直接叫『盈女王騎士團』架嘛！」2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhI03feL8zF
2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeoWSZ9wlli
「九成九因為對面嗰個叫『蟲蟲』嘅女仔啦！」阿波慌我唔死咁補多一刀：「匡哥一定係睇中人地生得可愛啦！想引人注意呀！」2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3cTImAKBLY
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班仆街仔又玩team kill！2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEid5NuxbAM
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「唔係啊！Miss， 我塊面嘅掌印⋯⋯！？」我連忙解釋，但係Miss佢個反應——2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2josepS121
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「😊」2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWbEWBpamXw
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仆街！係死亡微笑！呢次碌柒！我嚇到唔敢同佢解釋！！2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFfHU9ozv7X
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然後Miss保持住個死亡微笑就走開咗。2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7DK36goGGi
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「提咗你架啦！阿朋友！」阿偉搭咗我膊頭一下。2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQKKRh9ZEN6
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呢鋪真係出師未捷身先死呀！2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFkY4ZlFXN
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#小說 #文字 #文學 #愛情 #故事 #師生戀 #講故佬#小甜 #miss故 #紙言 #penana #校園 #校園愛情 #青春 #成長 #初戀 #戀愛 #中學 #女教師2536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡItDzWYlw0K
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