
一覺醒來,頭疼欲裂!但我記得昨晚也就喝過兩瓶啤酒,但也不至於......;咦,怎麼之後發生什麼事,我完全想不起來了!371Please respect copyright.PENANA0nOaF0EzVk
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在昏暗的微光之中,視線很模糊,彷彿被人點過散瞳劑般,看不清楚;等過了一會兒,視力漸漸恢復後,我徹底傻眼!371Please respect copyright.PENANA9C0YEIWQg1
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「幹,這裡是哪裡?」我大聲喊道。371Please respect copyright.PENANARly0Ssa0Jx
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眼前是一座環形花園小廣場,四周種滿各種植栽,五顏六色,奇花異果;身後有座噴水池,噴泉裡的水,嘩啦嘩啦的不斷泉湧而出,再順勢漫進池子裡。371Please respect copyright.PENANABMHkA3VlCv
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漆黑的夜晚,烏雲密佈,沒有月光,也沒有星光,有的僅僅是地上那星羅密佈,明暗不定的小石燈。371Please respect copyright.PENANASnmRTgM3cS
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一陣涼風吹來,迎面撲鼻的味兒,是花草香中還夾雜的一股煙焦味!好像有人在附近一帶燃燒乾草樹枝似的。371Please respect copyright.PENANAxEwNZzMCsm
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我左手邊不遠處,有一小妹妹剛剛坐醒,她懷裡還抱一隻泰迪熊,看上去......年約七歲上下!371Please respect copyright.PENANAfaU8wFBOXD
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右手邊,一位頭戴高統帽,穿著藏青色馬甲,長髮及腰的小姊姊,端著步槍站了起來!她似乎對手上那把裝著狙擊鏡的半自動獵槍感到很疑惑,嘴裡嘀咕著:「這是什麼?為什麼我會有槍?」371Please respect copyright.PENANARAPbjUge3A
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我起身,朝小姊姊走去;卻沒想到她一臉驚恐的舉起步槍,槍口衝我,並喝叱道:「你是誰!?不要過來!」371Please respect copyright.PENANA4de4CfaoM8
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我嚇得趕緊平舉雙手,示意她先別衝動,然後慢慢後退,往小妹妹方向退去。371Please respect copyright.PENANAhLkAuUaYQc
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小妹妹看到我後,嚎啕大哭,緊緊抱著泰迪熊,對我喊道:「你好可怕,你不要過來!」語畢,小妹妹立刻起身,抓著泰迪熊,往小姊姊方向奔去。371Please respect copyright.PENANAC10HfzebZI
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只見她們姊妹倆,一前一後,貼在一起;小姊姊持槍的同時,仍不忘瞄準著我!371Please respect copyright.PENANALsd7wQi8l5
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我心想:『媽呀,她那把究竟是真槍?還是假槍呀?萬一走火,我可怎麼辦才好?』思緒剛走到這,忽然轟隆一聲,電光石火間,有道閃電打在噴泉前的石階上!煙塵瀰漫的同時,空氣中還飄散一股濃濃的硝煙味!371Please respect copyright.PENANA8EqIXKNxT0
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定睛一瞧,一名頭戴船長帽,身披立領風衣,皮手套、高筒靴,右手持短管燧發槍,左手持阿拉伯灣刀,一身大航海時代船長扮相的白鬍子老人!他吆喝道:「你們都楞在這做什麼?槍在手,跟我走!」語畢,舉著槍和刀,朝廣場邊緣的石門奔去!371Please respect copyright.PENANAiWq16X3lm2
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這時我才看到,環形廣場邊緣,有三道石門;那老船長又蹦又跳地往中門奔去,頭也不回!371Please respect copyright.PENANAyg6UzfaOU7
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隨後,小姊姊和小妹妹也一同隨船長奔去。371Please respect copyright.PENANAkjv3BGknP6
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「妳們要去哪裡!?」我問。371Please respect copyright.PENANASACvrshkue
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「當然是離開這個鬼地方呀,白癡!」小姊姊一臉傲驕的回道。371Please respect copyright.PENANAz5pFJ5hJT5
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看著她們姊妹倆的背影,見行見遠,我也下意識的跟著抬起腳來,循她們的背影,追了過去。371Please respect copyright.PENANAPlY5VR7NLF
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奔跑的同時,我才發現自己竟然一身大紅大綠,全身補丁;褲子還是藍白色格菱文,花俏到爆!頭上戴著一頂三尖垂角小丑帽,角尖掛著絨球,晃晃蕩蕩;腳底穿著一雙暗紅色翹頭鞋,很是滑稽!371Please respect copyright.PENANAml6APsZIgX
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我先行折返,回到噴泉前,往池面一站,赫然驚見,我竟然畫著一副大花臉!雙眼彩繪金色四茫星,鼻子夾著一顆亮面小紅球,底下還搭配一張畫到耳根前的大紅嘴!371Please respect copyright.PENANAuhXSLBaJG1
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我立馬被自己這副尊容給嚇著!也總算明白,為何剛才小姊姊要拿槍對著我,小妹妹會嚎啕大哭了!371Please respect copyright.PENANAUz009l1px0
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就在這個時候,又是一道閃電打下來,煙塵之中,走出一道身影;一名希臘女神扮相,額上長著一隻獨角,手持一把帶有玄月裝飾的長柄杖,下身群擺裡,一雙毛茸茸的獸腳,若隱若現!她似人非人,仙妖難辨,踩著蹄子,喀喀作響的朝我走來!371Please respect copyright.PENANAfdKTvuVLf0
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她先用一種很奇怪的語言對我嘰哩呱啦一通說,然後抓起我的右手,一路往中門奔去!過程中,她那低胸長袍裡頭,是波濤洶湧,不停晃蕩,看得我一臉羞澀!371Please respect copyright.PENANA1Ct2HBUZi5
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獨角仙女突然轉身,指著我腰帶上繫著的數枚小木盒,又說了一通沒人聽得懂的話!她見我沒有反應,竟直接伸出手來,解下一個小木盒,往地上一扔,然後再帶著我繼續往前跑。371Please respect copyright.PENANAFykfCN5VDP
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就在她從我褲腰帶上,解下小木盒的那一瞬間,我當時沒差點嚇出尿來,還以為她想對我幹嘛的說!371Please respect copyright.PENANApiZiQcLkCC
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此後,我倆每過一個路口,她就會解下我一個小木盒,再往路口中間一擺;雖不懂她此意為何,但反正對我也沒損失,就隨她去吧,愛扔幾盒,扔幾盒。371Please respect copyright.PENANAy8rUT5Vzjt
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我倆又再向前奔了不知多遠,先後經過兩座持劍將軍造型的燈塔型雕像。371Please respect copyright.PENANAq6aVsizWap
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前方不遠處,有條小溪流橫在雕像前;而方才那個泰迪熊小妹妹,竟全身著了火,哭哭啼啼的蹚過小溪,跑了回來!與我們錯身時,是叫也不應,喊也不回,就一股腦地往噴泉廣場方向奔去!371Please respect copyright.PENANAR5mFqDBcq9
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這時,獨角仙女二話不說,立刻轉身追了上去;追尾的同時,仙女還不停掐訣念咒,施放魔法;一時間,多道金色光束如雨點般,紛紛落到小妹妹身上,直到她身上的火焰熄滅為止!371Please respect copyright.PENANAIhUnC0cr7D
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害怕落單的我,也跟著追了回去;但才剛起腳沒跑多遠,後頸忽然感到一陣酥麻,好似有什麼東西擊中我!回頭一看,不知從哪裡跑來的魔術師,竟站在我身後不遠處!371Please respect copyright.PENANApodU67faeO
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他一身黑皮衣、黑皮褲,頭戴一頂皮製牛仔帽,不斷從紅色披肩裡翻出撲克牌,並射向我!只見他的撲克牌在空中邊飛邊旋轉,朝我襲來,打在身上後立刻彈開;雖說傷害不大,但我卻感覺侮辱性極強!371Please respect copyright.PENANAdVHVBHaG8H
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那魔術師不知是哪找來的神經病,就這麼一直對我丟撲克牌!他不說話,也不幹嘛,瞧他也沒多大本事,最後我實在懶得搭理他,遂轉身往噴泉廣場方向跑去。371Please respect copyright.PENANAOW8Xyfv55z
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說也奇怪,那魔術師竟然跟著我跑來,還一邊追我,一邊射撲克牌,很是煩人!371Please respect copyright.PENANAMqyv7CWJjq
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反正他的撲克牌打人也不痛,我就沒這麼搭理他;突然間,一張閃著金光的撲克牌從我左肩飛過,嚇我一跳,心想:『這傢伙行啊,還有特殊牌呢!』思緒剛走到這,正好來到一處路口;這時,魔術師的撲克牌就沒再飛來了。371Please respect copyright.PENANAzCmCSppjKq
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我好奇回頭一看,原來剛才獨角仙女扔在地上的小木盒,恰巧被魔術師踩到;豈料,他竟被盒子裡彈出來的假人給嚇到,像陀螺般,原地轉了兩圈!371Please respect copyright.PENANAs9ov3vrBS6
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魔術師轉圈的同時,假人還不停對他噴吐口水,可才噴沒兩下,魔術師竟然到地不起!371Please respect copyright.PENANAPrYDcV3ZVo
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「有沒有那麼神奇呀!」我看著腰帶上剩沒兩個的小木盒讚歎道!371Please respect copyright.PENANAF3KYuKuOQ0
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忽然間,身後傳來轟隆隆的砲擊聲,像艦砲齊射般一連好幾響!在幾聲「咻咻咻──」的風切聲後,又是一陣陣的爆炸聲,此起彼落,震耳欲聾!371Please respect copyright.PENANAnMDTCqHnhb
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不明就裡的我,直覺情況不太妙,下意識的撒腿接著跑!371Please respect copyright.PENANAPscJJcdQLS
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跑著跑著,前方昏暗的道路上,好像有顆什麼東西?等距離稍近,這才看清楚,原來是一朵跟凳子差不多大小的巨型蘑菇!371Please respect copyright.PENANAPvk2Fv3Wgv
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那紫色菌帽上,佈滿大小不一的白色圓點;沒見過這種巨型蘑菇的我,好奇的停下腳步,想看個仔細。371Please respect copyright.PENANAKlUXnUiH0d
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突然間,「砰──」的一聲,那朵蘑菇竟然爆炸了!瞬間炸出一團紫色煙霧!371Please respect copyright.PENANAtyiJ3rl9yu
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「哇靠,這什麼東西!?」我摀住口鼻,放聲罵道。因為那團紫煙很是刺鼻,燻得我不停咳嗽,還一把鼻涕一把淚!371Please respect copyright.PENANA3zdCbh6D04
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忽然間,我後背讓人螫了一針,不一會兒,我便感到全身無力,癱軟在地!371Please respect copyright.PENANA9on5dRU1Yu
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迷迷糊糊之中,得見路邊草叢竄一個小矮子!牠頭戴綠色闊邊帽,帽前還掛著一副擋風鏡,一隻似貓非貓,似貍非貍的奇妙生物,舉著笛子,蹦蹦跳跳地來到我的身旁,一臉狐疑的盯著我看了半晌。371Please respect copyright.PENANAi720dXQXO5
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原以為牠會對我實施救護或提供幫助,但是沒有,牠直接對我的身子展開搜刮!371Please respect copyright.PENANA58JoqdHMmO
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牠不但取走我所有木盒子,還脫去我的衣褲、鞋帽,然後一溜煙的不見蹤影!只留下全身光溜溜的我,橫躺路邊,動彈不得!371Please respect copyright.PENANArSp4I0Az3w
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過沒多久,我開始感到疲倦、困頓,不一會兒就睡著了;當我再度甦醒時,人已躺在醫院病床上!一名女警就坐在我床尾前的椅子上。371Please respect copyright.PENANAAFYx59Eyg9
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我映象還很清楚,那女警就是在我夢裡,那名頭戴牛仔帽,穿著藏青色馬甲,手持狙擊獵槍的小姊姊!371Please respect copyright.PENANALxRh4r4zBT
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女警見我醒了,便起身走出病房,稍候再帶著其他警察和醫護人員進來看我。371Please respect copyright.PENANAd8WTTWncIw
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事後警察告訴我,說我被人下了迷幻藥!據說我昨晚橫躺街邊,經好心路人報案,這才有驚無險的送到醫院,接受治療。371Please respect copyright.PENANAOKwY8g6E5N
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但我始終不記得,究竟昨晚去過哪裡?371Please respect copyright.PENANAAQwoqbvv9q
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而斷片前的最後記憶,是與公司同事下班後,到一家熱炒店幫美女科長慶生。席間,是有喝乾兩瓶啤酒,但後來又發生了什麼事,就完全沒記憶了!