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中國人有一句聽落好似好有道義嘅說話，叫做朋友妻不可窺。195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIYYhOUVGC
其實點解要特登講出呢？又唔見講朋友C不可吃，朋友錢不可偷。195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7MO5zLNtIg
係唔係因為太多人都鐘意偷窺人地老婆所以先要告誡下？195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5gvmcoGtQ
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嗱，香港人就老實好多唔會收收埋埋大大方方咁將呢句諺語升華到另一境界，叫做朋友妻咪走雞。195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfRi8kIxVJ
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作為一個賤精雖然成日想搞人老婆，但又未至於餓到要向身邊D朋友出手嘅。195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFs4EFDhxs
重點係，佢地D老婆都唔見得人，個個都走晒樣進化到咗大媽嘅境界，都係留返比佢地老公慢慢享用。195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamHgivtQr9
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究竟我同文欣老公係乜野關係？咁就要由最初識文欣時講起。195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeyyI2TkXhC
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好奇怪,絕大部份女人係玩app時都會講明唔講咸野，呢樣我都明嘅玩app真係好多變態佬。195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXfl2Ob2D3
但係當熟落咗好多人妻傾傾下又會主動講咸野。我諗應該係對一個人有咗基本信任所以先放心去傾，而且大家都係成年人又唔係未做過，只要唔係講得太露骨同埋有著褲嘅情況之下傾下呢D話題又無乜所謂嘅~~~195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4QyXHk0IOW
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幾耐？尋晚先做完，頂盡咪半日囉，但係玩app大忌就係老實，尤其是要打做一個可憐角色模樣，真係有幾慘講幾慘啦。195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlglNLIjOdt
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我：【好耐啦，耐到屋企D套放到過晒期。】195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdzRj6PvacN
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文欣：【咁你點解決？】195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzaWOmhzkY
唔明點解有女人會問呢D問題，正常男人咪打飛機囉，再咸濕D咪去叫雞囉，唔通搵個男人咩。咁你地話嗱我可以點答。195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1Js930VuT
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我：【咪在看看，右望望，Mon作媒人手作妻。】195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNxOWj1XXC
都話睇多D書係有好處架啦，係唔係覺得好有文彩呢。195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92CGUKarBi
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文欣：【哈哈，啫係打飛機啦。】195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqBNUkiIRD
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文欣：【點解我老公完全無性慾。】195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2MmlLfcZ7
男人點會無性慾，唔通匿埋扛飛機會四圍同人講咩。195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHfYviVIGv
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我：【妳咪試下著D性感內衣引誘下佢囉。】195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsWJBGBiYLi
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文欣：【試過啦，我特登去賣，重試咗幾款影埋相比佢睇問佢邊件靚，點知佢只係答我是但。】195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqG2mUiXZf
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我：【咁都得，不如妳send張比我睇下。】195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZuu6iD9iC
諗住講下笑啫點知文欣又真係send喎。195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfThWIWJDRD
每次有福利相睇都係咁興奮，當我開呢睇時。超，原來係一件包到實嘅黑色運動bra，不過都睇得出佢身形幾靚。195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHabbDEpDdk
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我：【妳咁靚身形佢都無反應，會唔會係中年危機呀？】195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVO0i8iLRxL
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男人中年危機除咗失業甩頭髮之外，最大鑊都應該係…195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOPPVSnfNv
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我：【不舉呀。】195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5QNLrsEEK
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文欣：【唔會呱。】195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNunJYFi7R
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我：【妳地有無傾過先。】195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDzLkTS5CdL
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文欣：【佢唔肯傾，有時我掂佢佢都推開我。】195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwfu8L5VtF
男人唔肯比女人掂真係講都無人信，咁佢一定有野啦，分分鐘係中咗性病，不過唔好嚇文欣啦。195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1Bz1DJltz
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文欣：【我地成年無做過啦，現在先四十咋，我都有需要架。】195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXiRwu3MtS2
飲食男女，人之大慾。女人都係人，係人就有性需要好正常，特別係女人四十，正所謂虎狼之年。195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmuspGmwejK
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好想同文欣講既然大家都有需要不如約過日子出呢開心吓囉，可惜我唔係D咁餓嘅男人，195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZh5lARzt3q
而佢亦唔係咁隨便嘅女人。好多男人以為肯講性話題就等如性開放架，唔好成日用下面諗野啦白痴…195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCdAUTTylO
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我：【我明，但係都無法架啦，不如妳試下搵個SL囉。】195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnTn2SsfB1s
呢一招順水推舟我覺得喺呢到用得唔錯，只要佢表現得有丁點興趣都可以即刻提議做佢SL。點知佢無理我只係扯開話題，激氣。195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7utWwGq4eQ
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文欣：【佢成日掛住四圍去。】195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrzOLQet88
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我：【去邊？】195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmnNzoJtIHB
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文欣：【返大陸。】195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3Mz1P54Nw
你咪話我話，男人返大陸九成去玩女人啦.195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYoXaqAi3kD
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我：【咁佢可能唔係不舉而係啱啱相反喎。】195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9wwkTpCS8d
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文欣：【啫係乜？】195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZz7QNfTm4M
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我：【玩得太多，又或者係…】195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7SQQ3imGNj
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文欣：【係乜野呀？講啦。】195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqs3PyTcevg
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我：【奶咗野呀。】195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEu6bUjyvF9
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文欣：【唔會啦，佢返大陸都唔係去玩女人呀。】195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoT1wI3TUMH
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我：【妳又知？】195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMIaWzyqW6
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文欣：【我同佢一齊返過啦，佢同D師傅去學睇風水睇龍脈呀。】195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOoiN6v2Uq
學風水？咁嘅藉口都講得出？不如話返去扶貪好過呢，始終覺得去滾多D囉。195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEpbdlMzMG
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我：【我從來唔信呢D玄學野。】195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4x7gCkFbE
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文欣：【唔係喎，佢玩咗呢樣野好耐，都幾準架。】195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA98WI9sUnY
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我：【點準法先。】195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡupKl0ewdkl
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文欣：【佢批我上年有血光，結果我真係整到腳搞到休息咗半年無打波。】195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvPgfygHIWb
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我：【係真唔係呀。】195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2CXGSKRrmz
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文欣：【真係好準架，你唔信可以比個八字我，等我叫佢幫你睇下。】195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrocNJjXg9
人就係咁犯賤，自己明明唔信，但係又好奇，結果我收工返到屋企立即走去攞番嗰張成世人只係望過幾次嘅出世紙出呢睇個時間，然後send比文欣。195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡos5s4yJiz2
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文欣：【估唔到你都唔細喎。】195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡycFT9zsDqt
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我：【哈哈，好彩個樣重呃到下人。】195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWLS5SBZba
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文欣：【OK啦。】195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ73COIJjWb
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就係咁我比咗個時辰八字比文欣，佢梗係唔會蠢到同老公講係app識我啦，只係話普通朋友。195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyQAguQ6KZ
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佢老公又真係幫我批，重同我係wechat好詳細咁傾下我條命，聽佢分析又真係幾準咁，好多野都講中晒。195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHlWUfLfBd
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同佢老公傾完我更加下定決心改變命運，既然係咁就由佢老婆開始入手。195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0yCwclZJh
嚴格上嚟講佢老公唔算係我朋友，所以我溝佢老婆無乜衝突。195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQ1A9v6lup
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之後同文欣傾咗一排嘗試幫佢搵出老公問題根源所在，於是要由多角度入手，從佢老公性喜好到同文欣玩過D乜姿態都有好深入研究同討論，由於內容太三級唔方便係到講，你地自己腦補啦。195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KnaFlYAky
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最後我同文欣都得出一個合理結論，為咗文欣下半身嘅幸福著想，於是我提出一個終極解決方法。到底有乜方法可以改變呢個困局？195Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNqJVX353J
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