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係唔係因為太多人都鐘意偷窺人地老婆所以先要告誡下？371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLF2W3gViBB
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嗱，香港人就老實好多唔會收收埋埋大大方方咁將呢句諺語升華到另一境界，叫做朋友妻咪走雞。371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32SjffO4LP
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作為一個賤精雖然成日想搞人老婆，但又未至於餓到要向身邊D朋友出手嘅。371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZrX1y0ewT
重點係，佢地D老婆都唔見得人，個個都走晒樣進化到咗大媽嘅境界，都係留返比佢地老公慢慢享用。371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSAI87AE9j
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究竟我同文欣老公係乜野關係？咁就要由最初識文欣時講起。371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05E8fAK3O2
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好奇怪,絕大部份女人係玩app時都會講明唔講咸野，呢樣我都明嘅玩app真係好多變態佬。371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ586LV2BWL1
但係當熟落咗好多人妻傾傾下又會主動講咸野。我諗應該係對一個人有咗基本信任所以先放心去傾，而且大家都係成年人又唔係未做過，只要唔係講得太露骨同埋有著褲嘅情況之下傾下呢D話題又無乜所謂嘅~~~371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNZFvNJlBC
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文欣：【阿明，你有幾耐無同老婆做？】371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCFxUvm5iT
幾耐？尋晚先做完，頂盡咪半日囉，但係玩app大忌就係老實，尤其是要打做一個可憐角色模樣，真係有幾慘講幾慘啦。371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDtJz3xClp
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我：【好耐啦，耐到屋企D套放到過晒期。】371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLbO6m4iY5
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文欣：【咁你點解決？】371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBiFXUeqqL
唔明點解有女人會問呢D問題，正常男人咪打飛機囉，再咸濕D咪去叫雞囉，唔通搵個男人咩。咁你地話嗱我可以點答。371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSsHMpb8UzI
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都話睇多D書係有好處架啦，係唔係覺得好有文彩呢。371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiobA1x3bUO
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文欣：【哈哈，啫係打飛機啦。】371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2iZnjo2hcj
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文欣：【點解我老公完全無性慾。】371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXulePcLf7Q
男人點會無性慾，唔通匿埋扛飛機會四圍同人講咩。371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtarxY2hcN0
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我：【妳咪試下著D性感內衣引誘下佢囉。】371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFo4bP7B5I
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文欣：【試過啦，我特登去賣，重試咗幾款影埋相比佢睇問佢邊件靚，點知佢只係答我是但。】371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHteWvW8tZi
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我：【咁都得，不如妳send張比我睇下。】371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6EiUiQWK3r
諗住講下笑啫點知文欣又真係send喎。371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLAdWMbyXm
每次有福利相睇都係咁興奮，當我開呢睇時。超，原來係一件包到實嘅黑色運動bra，不過都睇得出佢身形幾靚。371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCP6zWpBbTw
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我：【妳咁靚身形佢都無反應，會唔會係中年危機呀？】371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2mtA6Yjs5E
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文欣：【啫係乜呀？】371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmU9fXZa80k
男人中年危機除咗失業甩頭髮之外，最大鑊都應該係…371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡReuOY7ceuR
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我：【不舉呀。】371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBcAM5mnXE
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文欣：【唔會呱。】371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80jWkFBBNr
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我：【妳地有無傾過先。】371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBGbDMiCOA
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文欣：【佢唔肯傾，有時我掂佢佢都推開我。】371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4LiD6LLjw
男人唔肯比女人掂真係講都無人信，咁佢一定有野啦，分分鐘係中咗性病，不過唔好嚇文欣啦。371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS7xgKVEvyW
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我：【佢九成係唔得啦。】371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNarnPzArtk
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文欣：【我地成年無做過啦，現在先四十咋，我都有需要架。】371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkokEu4ofBm
飲食男女，人之大慾。女人都係人，係人就有性需要好正常，特別係女人四十，正所謂虎狼之年。371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOd5zDN8QKb
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好想同文欣講既然大家都有需要不如約過日子出呢開心吓囉，可惜我唔係D咁餓嘅男人，371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqdqUPKy6mE
而佢亦唔係咁隨便嘅女人。好多男人以為肯講性話題就等如性開放架，唔好成日用下面諗野啦白痴…371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUbkrAxqIm
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我：【我明，但係都無法架啦，不如妳試下搵個SL囉。】371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZu0TnYltR
呢一招順水推舟我覺得喺呢到用得唔錯，只要佢表現得有丁點興趣都可以即刻提議做佢SL。點知佢無理我只係扯開話題，激氣。371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5DMbZ63on
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文欣：【佢成日掛住四圍去。】371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDeNCfvoz9
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我：【去邊？】371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVVi7JaaDr
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文欣：【返大陸。】371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNyukdqt2i
你咪話我話，男人返大陸九成去玩女人啦.371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWGURwGK57
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我：【咁佢可能唔係不舉而係啱啱相反喎。】371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3gsxw1AMv
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文欣：【啫係乜？】371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBwbRSqnvZ
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我：【玩得太多，又或者係…】371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2fRoV8jau
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文欣：【係乜野呀？講啦。】371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0FLBHpF28
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我：【奶咗野呀。】371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPrdMt8WXb
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文欣：【唔會啦，佢返大陸都唔係去玩女人呀。】371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7aRUcEIfu
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我：【妳又知？】371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAg6f1v3rc4
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文欣：【我同佢一齊返過啦，佢同D師傅去學睇風水睇龍脈呀。】371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡprlM82ejZX
學風水？咁嘅藉口都講得出？不如話返去扶貪好過呢，始終覺得去滾多D囉。371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡByyX8NrK8L
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我：【我從來唔信呢D玄學野。】371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wkYs6wa7v
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文欣：【唔係喎，佢玩咗呢樣野好耐，都幾準架。】371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqlN9nhiWEO
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我：【點準法先。】371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCjH0WNxw1
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文欣：【佢批我上年有血光，結果我真係整到腳搞到休息咗半年無打波。】371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhRfdJ8kTYV
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我：【係真唔係呀。】371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKJgDTkee8
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文欣：【真係好準架，你唔信可以比個八字我，等我叫佢幫你睇下。】371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9IZCGb8EbR
人就係咁犯賤，自己明明唔信，但係又好奇，結果我收工返到屋企立即走去攞番嗰張成世人只係望過幾次嘅出世紙出呢睇個時間，然後send比文欣。371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5adJF0Ps4V
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文欣：【估唔到你都唔細喎。】371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLwTiDn7Uj
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我：【哈哈，好彩個樣重呃到下人。】371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12X1ctFCto
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文欣：【OK啦。】371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvk2bVbLY8H
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就係咁我比咗個時辰八字比文欣，佢梗係唔會蠢到同老公講係app識我啦，只係話普通朋友。371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWh1zbGtWx
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佢老公又真係幫我批，重同我係wechat好詳細咁傾下我條命，聽佢分析又真係幾準咁，好多野都講中晒。371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0w7fzSI2V
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同佢老公傾完我更加下定決心改變命運，既然係咁就由佢老婆開始入手。371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtaWcvcmleY
嚴格上嚟講佢老公唔算係我朋友，所以我溝佢老婆無乜衝突。371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMydl0WkJXy
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之後同文欣傾咗一排嘗試幫佢搵出老公問題根源所在，於是要由多角度入手，從佢老公性喜好到同文欣玩過D乜姿態都有好深入研究同討論，由於內容太三級唔方便係到講，你地自己腦補啦。371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl02Hg3Bc8q
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最後我同文欣都得出一個合理結論，為咗文欣下半身嘅幸福著想，於是我提出一個終極解決方法。到底有乜方法可以改變呢個困局？371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69vqwzOeql
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