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無人蠢到對一個陌生人講自己做乜呱，都是但廢up就算。167Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPIzKMKN7Yq
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靚女：【做生意呀，咁咪好有錢囉？】167Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pBmDRFRhY
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靚女：【咁叻，一定有唔少收穫啦，睇中邊隻？比個號碼嚟丫。】167Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzY0pCyPqH
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靚女：【玩得股票當然係搵D高回報架啦。】167Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglrEZYoKRt
哦，原來講股票，咪玩啦我地呢D乜都唔識嘅小人物分分鐘係大鱷點心，都係跑馬仔安全D。167Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCX6KgAGMmQ
但係又唔可以係女面前表現得咁膚淺，最好用一招順水推舟。167Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6mEMs6X3e
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靚女：【介紹又唔講得，大家交流下囉。】167Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgMhlz8ibn7
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靚女：【嗱，我有個FD係投行做，佢早排比咗隻貼士，好準架我呢個月都執咗十幾萬。】167Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZBDW4mIwy
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靚女：【係呀，你跟我買一定無錯。】167Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn994aVtxX6
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我：【唉…可惜我呢排周轉有問題，D錢係晒馬會到。】167Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVsYVokVd7
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靚女：【哦，咁不如我介紹間財務公司比你，係我另一個熟朋友做架，佢好幫得手架，息口又低喎。】167Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFG3GWyq2g0
玩野咩借財仔一陣比老婆問做乜點答。167Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvyjRHUIX0
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就係我諗緊點樣回應佢嘅時候，有一把女人聲係廚房傳出呢。167Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQo9vkGEtn6
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叫得咁大聲唔通整親？即刻放底手機走去睇下乜事啦。167Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcixStxeS8
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一入到廚房就見到老婆叉住腰一手指住個爐頭話：[講咗幾多次洗完碗要抹埋個爐頭呀。]167Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2batytL7G9
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講完行過晾袗架又話：[D衫又未摺你做晒家務先玩手機得唔得架，重有呀…]167Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ocmbHYO9D
通常老婆訓話最少都要十五分鐘先肯停，應該好多人夫都同我一樣已經學識對老婆專用必殺獨有技能，就係人形過濾系統可以即時將老婆把聲完全抽離分隔。167Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2knfs09m44
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嗱，呢D唔係叫怕老婆，而係叫識時務。167Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxuDNh0kKd
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對住佢有時真係好攞命，大家千萬唔好誤會呀，無話佢差呀，起碼佢有一份正職而且人工又高過我，只不過呢，硬係覺得我似打佢工多過係佢老公囉。167Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZ8yKzAVI1
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無法啦，我係屋企嘅時間比佢多，所以佢每日都會交低大量家頭細務要我。167Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡddhpofGl5W
重要每樣野都要跟到足佢指示去做，佢嗰種強烈控制慾真係好難頂，不過算啦，鬼叫老婆係我自己揀咩。167Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTcVevdeCJs
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當我係到清埋D手尾時，忽然又聽到老婆係廳到大叫：[老公！]167Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFajzNN4v2
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唉，又唔知做漏邊樣野。167Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSsLiPOrNX
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老婆：[借你部手機比我用。]167Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBaiRY2rtK
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過咗一陣老婆行入廚房手上面攞住我部手機，面黑黑一野將個mon隊埋我塊面講：[老公！]167Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVkq4OCOT0
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