第二回 我很好騙92Please respect copyright.PENANA9y7iF2OFI3
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成日睇討論區都有D月經題就係問點樣係app溝女。92Please respect copyright.PENANA7Z14LMzc1S
講真,除非你好靚仔或者好有錢啦,如果唔係咪又係嗰幾道板斧,92Please respect copyright.PENANAN0UATIJ5zw
啫係乜?夠厚顏囉。92Please respect copyright.PENANAz8HxFw33p2
正所謂水至清則無魚,人至賤則無敵。92Please respect copyright.PENANA8PYViQG24D
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我同靚女嘅對話都係好例牌嘅開場白。92Please respect copyright.PENANA4Afp7QV3IH
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我:【Hi.妳好嗎?】92Please respect copyright.PENANAIiK52448wB
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靚女:【你幾多歲?】92Please respect copyright.PENANAIRmW0Q1yL2
一開口就問人幾多歲咁得意?92Please respect copyright.PENANAALLFNr8k49
作為一個七十後中佬面對一個隨時後生自己超過十年嘅女人,92Please respect copyright.PENANAtWYjvQMWS4
照直講真實年紀真係自殺架乍報細小小好D。92Please respect copyright.PENANArA4Xwi0o86
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我:【三十中啦。】92Please respect copyright.PENANAJdragazS9l
你地笑乜野?咁都係報細十…幾年之嗎。92Please respect copyright.PENANAHktsDm40U8
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靚女:【我都係呀,咁啱傾D。】92Please respect copyright.PENANA1HYXghF0GE
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我:【係呀。。。】92Please respect copyright.PENANA01AmqgBVZj
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靚女:【你做邊一行架?】92Please respect copyright.PENANAbQu3EdI8JU
無人蠢到對一個陌生人講自己做乜呱,都是但廢up就算。92Please respect copyright.PENANAehrq3Ww5KA
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我:【攪自己生意。】92Please respect copyright.PENANAT9p8zueJEb
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靚女:【做生意呀,咁咪好有錢囉?】92Please respect copyright.PENANAnKvE1Qtsn7
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我:【有錢又唔講得,餓唔死咁啦。】92Please respect copyright.PENANADrlZ6Nnv6c
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靚女:【咁你有無投資呀?】92Please respect copyright.PENANAHuHnstPeFy
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我:【當然有啦,個個星期都有做工課架。】92Please respect copyright.PENANAN3NQtFDL8T
平日都跑下馬仔點可以唔勤力呀,都算係投資丫。92Please respect copyright.PENANAnVcC6JCbM2
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靚女:【咁叻,一定有唔少收穫啦,睇中邊隻?比個號碼嚟丫。】92Please respect copyright.PENANAXvo4VwewYf
望望鐘現在尾場嗱喎,即刻攞張馬經睇下先。92Please respect copyright.PENANAeg4sbnsG9q
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我:【8號囉。】92Please respect copyright.PENANAdOpVykAYO3
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靚女:【8號仔咁保守】92Please respect copyright.PENANAQtLsOe7qBT
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我:【唔係呀,咁都叫保守,有成11倍喎。】92Please respect copyright.PENANAiyebT29ikz
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靚女:【PE得咁少】92Please respect copyright.PENANAEENYO6j2wY
PE?講乜呀?92Please respect copyright.PENANArkFuIpIESO
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靚女:【玩得股票當然係搵D高回報架啦。】92Please respect copyright.PENANABSpeM7PBo1
哦,原來講股票,咪玩啦我地呢D乜都唔識嘅小人物分分鐘係大鱷點心,都係跑馬仔安全D。92Please respect copyright.PENANAsSxVih7kiR
但係又唔可以係女面前表現得咁膚淺,最好用一招順水推舟。92Please respect copyright.PENANA8dpTfsbdoJ
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我:【咁妳有乜好介?】92Please respect copyright.PENANA5eX1QR0B4m
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靚女:【介紹又唔講得,大家交流下囉。】92Please respect copyright.PENANAJBoPUpGfLq
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我:【好呀。】92Please respect copyright.PENANADnWWKbKQbB
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靚女:【嗱,我有個FD係投行做,佢早排比咗隻貼士,好準架我呢個月都執咗十幾萬。】92Please respect copyright.PENANAXhvZZKmoqK
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我:【吓!咁多?】92Please respect copyright.PENANAaCN5hjBR45
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靚女:【係呀,你跟我買一定無錯。】92Please respect copyright.PENANAWAlpjx70fH
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我:【唉…可惜我呢排周轉有問題,D錢係晒馬會到。】92Please respect copyright.PENANAweCx7hswPC
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靚女:【馬會?】92Please respect copyright.PENANAadaqGb47oc
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我:【哦,我意思係馬會未找數,我同佢地有生意來往。】92Please respect copyright.PENANAsEk6g0CbfF
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靚女:【哦,咁不如我介紹間財務公司比你,係我另一個熟朋友做架,佢好幫得手架,息口又低喎。】92Please respect copyright.PENANAJyARzp9TPf
玩野咩借財仔一陣比老婆問做乜點答。92Please respect copyright.PENANALbbcogHb8k
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就係我諗緊點樣回應佢嘅時候,有一把女人聲係廚房傳出呢。92Please respect copyright.PENANAS39pE2cQ1w
老婆:[老公!]92Please respect copyright.PENANALApKCPHjqd
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叫得咁大聲唔通整親?即刻放底手機走去睇下乜事啦。92Please respect copyright.PENANAn4XGpTZuET
我:[做乜事呀?]92Please respect copyright.PENANAugZWEAg6BU
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一入到廚房就見到老婆叉住腰一手指住個爐頭話:[講咗幾多次洗完碗要抹埋個爐頭呀。]92Please respect copyright.PENANAQYqHztlZoX
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講完行過晾袗架又話:[D衫又未摺你做晒家務先玩手機得唔得架,重有呀…]92Please respect copyright.PENANAWbdvvAzCov
通常老婆訓話最少都要十五分鐘先肯停,應該好多人夫都同我一樣已經學識對老婆專用必殺獨有技能,就係人形過濾系統可以即時將老婆把聲完全抽離分隔。92Please respect copyright.PENANAQMsMlcSp68
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我:[係啦,現在即刻做啦。]92Please respect copyright.PENANA1OwYmtGS4F
嗱,呢D唔係叫怕老婆,而係叫識時務。92Please respect copyright.PENANAB3rQaIdNQj
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對住佢有時真係好攞命,大家千萬唔好誤會呀,無話佢差呀,起碼佢有一份正職而且人工又高過我,只不過呢,硬係覺得我似打佢工多過係佢老公囉。92Please respect copyright.PENANAC5oQN9qDna
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無法啦,我係屋企嘅時間比佢多,所以佢每日都會交低大量家頭細務要我。92Please respect copyright.PENANAJjMpZpIYdB
重要每樣野都要跟到足佢指示去做,佢嗰種強烈控制慾真係好難頂,不過算啦,鬼叫老婆係我自己揀咩。92Please respect copyright.PENANApg9GFAPPlY
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當我係到清埋D手尾時,忽然又聽到老婆係廳到大叫:[老公!]92Please respect copyright.PENANAu3Z2MWJ0Kq
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唉,又唔知做漏邊樣野。92Please respect copyright.PENANACuSMVfDImJ
我:[乜事呀?]92Please respect copyright.PENANAy18RFEEOr8
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老婆:[借你部手機比我用。]92Please respect copyright.PENANAVeWTzcZyny
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我:[哦,放係房入面呀,妳自己去攞啦。]92Please respect copyright.PENANA99JunbEnYL
過咗一陣老婆行入廚房手上面攞住我部手機,面黑黑一野將個mon隊埋我塊面講:[老公!]92Please respect copyright.PENANAP5O2ezygJ1
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仆街啦,我好似未閂交友app!!
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