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第二回我很好騙376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBnZPdlt1dK
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成日睇討論區都有D月經題就係問點樣係app溝女。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOxrp2b5xL
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我同靚女嘅對話都係好例牌嘅開場白。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh36ydkGi0g
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一開口就問人幾多歲咁得意？376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4kEna99uI
作為一個七十後中佬面對一個隨時後生自己超過十年嘅女人，376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBdYFdCnXR
照直講真實年紀真係自殺架乍報細小小好D。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6kQvrcq57k
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我：【三十中啦。】376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSWty7twyJ
你地笑乜野？咁都係報細十…幾年之嗎。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK5ax8GNKrY
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靚女：【我都係呀，咁啱傾D。】376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0jfvr7Qn9
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我：【係呀。。。】376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJKmE2RDtH
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靚女：【你做邊一行架？】376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPD1yFP4Mw
無人蠢到對一個陌生人講自己做乜呱，都是但廢up就算。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGcN7wiQCqY
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我：【攪自己生意。】376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WoctddKRh
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靚女：【做生意呀，咁咪好有錢囉？】376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1WxcCltDQj
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我：【有錢又唔講得，餓唔死咁啦。】376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZREjCfnoVD
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靚女：【咁你有無投資呀？】376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUx7MO1U5o
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我：【當然有啦，個個星期都有做工課架。】376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lxB6W30Vj
平日都跑下馬仔點可以唔勤力呀，都算係投資丫。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjfP3HdFnT9
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靚女：【咁叻，一定有唔少收穫啦，睇中邊隻？比個號碼嚟丫。】376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesKXov5BvR
望望鐘現在尾場嗱喎，即刻攞張馬經睇下先。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8NyeIDAfRB
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我：【8號囉。】376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7sQ5Ya8fR
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靚女：【8號仔咁保守】376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBS7sZdMbT
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我：【唔係呀，咁都叫保守，有成11倍喎。】376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKiPM6q6O3
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靚女：【PE得咁少】376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7jpXP3NTD
PE？講乜呀？376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflafdW3ekr
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靚女：【玩得股票當然係搵D高回報架啦。】376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fj0vzDvMf
哦，原來講股票，咪玩啦我地呢D乜都唔識嘅小人物分分鐘係大鱷點心，都係跑馬仔安全D。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGq4R80wNgX
但係又唔可以係女面前表現得咁膚淺，最好用一招順水推舟。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSkabUfh64N
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我：【咁妳有乜好介？】376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHa0qz08FUG
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靚女：【介紹又唔講得，大家交流下囉。】376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAK8yJcfw0
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我：【好呀。】376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1YULxUpgZ
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靚女：【嗱，我有個FD係投行做，佢早排比咗隻貼士，好準架我呢個月都執咗十幾萬。】376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqn8biW3UZ
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我：【吓！咁多？】376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXxxuPmcJOU
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靚女：【係呀，你跟我買一定無錯。】376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvjtUWfFsW
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我：【唉…可惜我呢排周轉有問題，D錢係晒馬會到。】376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPA4mpGYTh
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靚女：【馬會？】376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzMtL4Ldu0
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我：【哦，我意思係馬會未找數，我同佢地有生意來往。】376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLUNlL1edF
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靚女：【哦，咁不如我介紹間財務公司比你，係我另一個熟朋友做架，佢好幫得手架，息口又低喎。】376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAoMf1RjIIC
玩野咩借財仔一陣比老婆問做乜點答。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSujJXbSujH
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就係我諗緊點樣回應佢嘅時候，有一把女人聲係廚房傳出呢。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡudPQPR83Xw
老婆：[老公！]376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98boBe4zuk
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叫得咁大聲唔通整親？即刻放底手機走去睇下乜事啦。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡya4qE0EQHI
我：[做乜事呀？]376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYd6Xxh5t0
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一入到廚房就見到老婆叉住腰一手指住個爐頭話：[講咗幾多次洗完碗要抹埋個爐頭呀。]376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PPRCd3nQk
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講完行過晾袗架又話：[D衫又未摺你做晒家務先玩手機得唔得架，重有呀…]376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7NhBRrP5Rx
通常老婆訓話最少都要十五分鐘先肯停，應該好多人夫都同我一樣已經學識對老婆專用必殺獨有技能，就係人形過濾系統可以即時將老婆把聲完全抽離分隔。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGEmccKQN2
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我：[係啦，現在即刻做啦。]376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnD1qU6nex8
嗱，呢D唔係叫怕老婆，而係叫識時務。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHIp6SF8J1X
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對住佢有時真係好攞命，大家千萬唔好誤會呀，無話佢差呀，起碼佢有一份正職而且人工又高過我，只不過呢，硬係覺得我似打佢工多過係佢老公囉。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqGEY5Hpf7
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無法啦，我係屋企嘅時間比佢多，所以佢每日都會交低大量家頭細務要我。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdV6bBu6lMy
重要每樣野都要跟到足佢指示去做，佢嗰種強烈控制慾真係好難頂，不過算啦，鬼叫老婆係我自己揀咩。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLwXA8rnha
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當我係到清埋D手尾時，忽然又聽到老婆係廳到大叫：[老公！]376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9BBZxd8Bj
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唉，又唔知做漏邊樣野。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3zWnHICFL
我：[乜事呀？]376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7944OZo5MN
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老婆：[借你部手機比我用。]376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeehLEgsL71
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我：[哦，放係房入面呀，妳自己去攞啦。]376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRJlLe5wUT
過咗一陣老婆行入廚房手上面攞住我部手機，面黑黑一野將個mon隊埋我塊面講：[老公！]376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZ9vnN9E5I
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