第二回 我很好騙88Please respect copyright.PENANAFHQRRSvsB2
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成日睇討論區都有D月經題就係問點樣係app溝女。88Please respect copyright.PENANATxViNjJ6qK
講真,除非你好靚仔或者好有錢啦,如果唔係咪又係嗰幾道板斧,88Please respect copyright.PENANAKzTTBPSPmn
啫係乜?夠厚顏囉。88Please respect copyright.PENANA9ARVgr0ECa
正所謂水至清則無魚,人至賤則無敵。88Please respect copyright.PENANAxQqXTy2rlp
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我同靚女嘅對話都係好例牌嘅開場白。88Please respect copyright.PENANAVQcKjcRqs5
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我:【Hi.妳好嗎?】88Please respect copyright.PENANApNHqV3LPtp
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靚女:【你幾多歲?】88Please respect copyright.PENANAuVla0f2SRu
一開口就問人幾多歲咁得意?88Please respect copyright.PENANAng8HSVRJwf
作為一個七十後中佬面對一個隨時後生自己超過十年嘅女人,88Please respect copyright.PENANAPyhOAKl4FQ
照直講真實年紀真係自殺架乍報細小小好D。88Please respect copyright.PENANAzkexNOh3Sj
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我:【三十中啦。】88Please respect copyright.PENANA0EmDuE89o1
你地笑乜野?咁都係報細十…幾年之嗎。88Please respect copyright.PENANAcGtRjAQ9KO
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靚女:【我都係呀,咁啱傾D。】88Please respect copyright.PENANAkGXQrgdByk
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我:【係呀。。。】88Please respect copyright.PENANAE6Pduc98ZE
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靚女:【你做邊一行架?】88Please respect copyright.PENANAyhOrcB0rhg
無人蠢到對一個陌生人講自己做乜呱,都是但廢up就算。88Please respect copyright.PENANAZOvnv279NC
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我:【攪自己生意。】88Please respect copyright.PENANARhD0odN9zY
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靚女:【做生意呀,咁咪好有錢囉?】88Please respect copyright.PENANAKVTd4wNf2M
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我:【有錢又唔講得,餓唔死咁啦。】88Please respect copyright.PENANAVb02DiADPO
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靚女:【咁你有無投資呀?】88Please respect copyright.PENANAfFAmEBIOya
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我:【當然有啦,個個星期都有做工課架。】88Please respect copyright.PENANA0suTXf2STg
平日都跑下馬仔點可以唔勤力呀,都算係投資丫。88Please respect copyright.PENANAZSpDmKlM10
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靚女:【咁叻,一定有唔少收穫啦,睇中邊隻?比個號碼嚟丫。】88Please respect copyright.PENANA6fv5y5rqQw
望望鐘現在尾場嗱喎,即刻攞張馬經睇下先。88Please respect copyright.PENANAviclBerhVD
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我:【8號囉。】88Please respect copyright.PENANAsmXbbBBxhG
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靚女:【8號仔咁保守】88Please respect copyright.PENANA3o4UVuAHzM
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我:【唔係呀,咁都叫保守,有成11倍喎。】88Please respect copyright.PENANAsMomWHsgeO
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靚女:【PE得咁少】88Please respect copyright.PENANAAean92cf4w
PE?講乜呀?88Please respect copyright.PENANAivtiiLjdze
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靚女:【玩得股票當然係搵D高回報架啦。】88Please respect copyright.PENANAOypHhrVLPH
哦,原來講股票,咪玩啦我地呢D乜都唔識嘅小人物分分鐘係大鱷點心,都係跑馬仔安全D。88Please respect copyright.PENANAsTSW5WIRMV
但係又唔可以係女面前表現得咁膚淺,最好用一招順水推舟。88Please respect copyright.PENANAgnMopW76zM
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我:【咁妳有乜好介?】88Please respect copyright.PENANA7gAZybR3QF
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靚女:【介紹又唔講得,大家交流下囉。】88Please respect copyright.PENANAwmAY2gIjC5
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我:【好呀。】88Please respect copyright.PENANAJAcFRrNmVc
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靚女:【嗱,我有個FD係投行做,佢早排比咗隻貼士,好準架我呢個月都執咗十幾萬。】88Please respect copyright.PENANASPAbJ4urWj
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我:【吓!咁多?】88Please respect copyright.PENANAmB42qI7IBR
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靚女:【係呀,你跟我買一定無錯。】88Please respect copyright.PENANA13QW9he1a4
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我:【唉…可惜我呢排周轉有問題,D錢係晒馬會到。】88Please respect copyright.PENANAVbZe3OBClq
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靚女:【馬會?】88Please respect copyright.PENANA89dI5fgL16
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我:【哦,我意思係馬會未找數,我同佢地有生意來往。】88Please respect copyright.PENANA8El9YO7fFB
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靚女:【哦,咁不如我介紹間財務公司比你,係我另一個熟朋友做架,佢好幫得手架,息口又低喎。】88Please respect copyright.PENANAy1YNkzubB0
玩野咩借財仔一陣比老婆問做乜點答。88Please respect copyright.PENANA9VZyXOQhbQ
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就係我諗緊點樣回應佢嘅時候,有一把女人聲係廚房傳出呢。88Please respect copyright.PENANAjhNdgNIwUm
老婆:[老公!]88Please respect copyright.PENANAVmqfs3iU8N
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叫得咁大聲唔通整親?即刻放底手機走去睇下乜事啦。88Please respect copyright.PENANAF8BDDa6OOu
我:[做乜事呀?]88Please respect copyright.PENANAJnTjv3XNPo
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一入到廚房就見到老婆叉住腰一手指住個爐頭話:[講咗幾多次洗完碗要抹埋個爐頭呀。]88Please respect copyright.PENANAUZ30J4Kyti
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講完行過晾袗架又話:[D衫又未摺你做晒家務先玩手機得唔得架,重有呀…]88Please respect copyright.PENANAYVgGrcT3uz
通常老婆訓話最少都要十五分鐘先肯停,應該好多人夫都同我一樣已經學識對老婆專用必殺獨有技能,就係人形過濾系統可以即時將老婆把聲完全抽離分隔。88Please respect copyright.PENANAe3UDyyEter
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我:[係啦,現在即刻做啦。]88Please respect copyright.PENANAIvuff5srLi
嗱,呢D唔係叫怕老婆,而係叫識時務。88Please respect copyright.PENANA9Ha45g2mkN
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對住佢有時真係好攞命,大家千萬唔好誤會呀,無話佢差呀,起碼佢有一份正職而且人工又高過我,只不過呢,硬係覺得我似打佢工多過係佢老公囉。88Please respect copyright.PENANAZy6vdsjNh6
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無法啦,我係屋企嘅時間比佢多,所以佢每日都會交低大量家頭細務要我。88Please respect copyright.PENANAx00Jc1njcz
重要每樣野都要跟到足佢指示去做,佢嗰種強烈控制慾真係好難頂,不過算啦,鬼叫老婆係我自己揀咩。88Please respect copyright.PENANAsmN01O5Dfg
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當我係到清埋D手尾時,忽然又聽到老婆係廳到大叫:[老公!]88Please respect copyright.PENANA0iZYQMTw6C
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唉,又唔知做漏邊樣野。88Please respect copyright.PENANArsesAC2RSY
我:[乜事呀?]88Please respect copyright.PENANAJdto1uzJ58
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老婆:[借你部手機比我用。]88Please respect copyright.PENANANvEttfo7WF
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我:[哦,放係房入面呀,妳自己去攞啦。]88Please respect copyright.PENANAOazTGG1n2E
過咗一陣老婆行入廚房手上面攞住我部手機,面黑黑一野將個mon隊埋我塊面講:[老公!]88Please respect copyright.PENANAQi952BXXNR
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仆街啦,我好似未閂交友app!!
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