賤男人周記 - 第二回我很好騙

第二回我很好騙393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvXAvx1owb
393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2i4fcoXowF
成日睇討論區都有D月經題就係問點樣係app溝女。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTrcIdOTX8
講真，除非你好靚仔或者好有錢啦，如果唔係咪又係嗰幾道板斧，393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYjWUtAZ5uJ
啫係乜？夠厚顏囉。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7M3uXQBdJ
正所謂水至清則無魚，人至賤則無敵。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqcSt4U3DU
393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWbeHHLpQGb
我同靚女嘅對話都係好例牌嘅開場白。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOfr7Ei5Qq
393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDKr9l9DSQ
我：【Hi.妳好嗎？】393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAH12UmDp3y
393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOoodXTE0h
靚女：【你幾多歲？】393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeseLkzw8qo
一開口就問人幾多歲咁得意？393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpfDkfiDTDR
作為一個七十後中佬面對一個隨時後生自己超過十年嘅女人，393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93rrbdjiwZ
照直講真實年紀真係自殺架乍報細小小好D。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWglZTMlf8
393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cPUU4eb8L
我：【三十中啦。】393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTOrIfpoJg
你地笑乜野？咁都係報細十…幾年之嗎。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7uTGoVGvvb
393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoF8pwodgSK
靚女：【我都係呀，咁啱傾D。】393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWB8MFBDVn
393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZMNuL0u9g
我：【係呀。。。】393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlCogtXHg9V
393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqpwZY6VNd
靚女：【你做邊一行架？】393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOoOUKmfGVp
無人蠢到對一個陌生人講自己做乜呱，都是但廢up就算。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡElmm3foGWy
393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKg4GKRhVIs
我：【攪自己生意。】393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfSKRKz6W02
393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMA01e6gFn
靚女：【做生意呀，咁咪好有錢囉？】393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvaWJHV3sIt
393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb3SNqT0bmv
我：【有錢又唔講得，餓唔死咁啦。】393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlU004luWR
393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVyl0r0CCb
靚女：【咁你有無投資呀？】393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡej5zErHvmg
393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQcMlcei4vD
我：【當然有啦，個個星期都有做工課架。】393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVE9dNlwBZH
平日都跑下馬仔點可以唔勤力呀，都算係投資丫。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8iv4j7huD8
393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7b0TIutML
靚女：【咁叻，一定有唔少收穫啦，睇中邊隻？比個號碼嚟丫。】393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqaDq4jpPL
望望鐘現在尾場嗱喎，即刻攞張馬經睇下先。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdp0cLk2Ly
393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1ipuXEcst
我：【8號囉。】393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehl8adxpWX
393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3oO1dKDAP
靚女：【8號仔咁保守】393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavZwfoR8Jh
393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyEwSfnjns3
我：【唔係呀，咁都叫保守，有成11倍喎。】393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡicCRYbd3sl
393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWqBmLnQp9
靚女：【PE得咁少】393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlOexvlT7B2
PE？講乜呀？393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrPmqrA2s9
393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8olWH0ysNX
靚女：【玩得股票當然係搵D高回報架啦。】393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mqi8sDRzl
哦，原來講股票，咪玩啦我地呢D乜都唔識嘅小人物分分鐘係大鱷點心，都係跑馬仔安全D。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvUxlB0ZuH
但係又唔可以係女面前表現得咁膚淺，最好用一招順水推舟。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXDZr2GAxP
393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgsAnk6WJt0
我：【咁妳有乜好介？】393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwZW1PRXLd
393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpXaeXvHFF7
靚女：【介紹又唔講得，大家交流下囉。】393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2eNxzM97nb
393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtuW8anlY8J
我：【好呀。】393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINbmGlFvFX
393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBjv8GMtxj
靚女：【嗱，我有個FD係投行做，佢早排比咗隻貼士，好準架我呢個月都執咗十幾萬。】393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMrrko8SNGc
393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJv0zCz0dI
我：【吓！咁多？】393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQKlIzCQ2t
393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqx7xMPlZ7
靚女：【係呀，你跟我買一定無錯。】393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYFCv5wJvo
393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQgHuu7YVb
我：【唉…可惜我呢排周轉有問題，D錢係晒馬會到。】393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2P8XuMbClZ
393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghaQhIeA9i
靚女：【馬會？】393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8l6AAGHaF9
393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qOakWcia0
我：【哦，我意思係馬會未找數，我同佢地有生意來往。】393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfFtceVYLA
393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡafmNeGDBWp
靚女：【哦，咁不如我介紹間財務公司比你，係我另一個熟朋友做架，佢好幫得手架，息口又低喎。】393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDzAvucfnNt
玩野咩借財仔一陣比老婆問做乜點答。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLo4shbInw
393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCviGcoSb0
就係我諗緊點樣回應佢嘅時候，有一把女人聲係廚房傳出呢。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡngEOqWRmKB
老婆：[老公！]393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡguVIDnaIQL
393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDFY0SnIHI
叫得咁大聲唔通整親？即刻放底手機走去睇下乜事啦。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhvh6lXRZr
我：[做乜事呀？]393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUDgAO4yTcQ
393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbsHCn5hKK
一入到廚房就見到老婆叉住腰一手指住個爐頭話：[講咗幾多次洗完碗要抹埋個爐頭呀。]393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCG0oeBMr9
393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1ez6Wndoa
講完行過晾袗架又話：[D衫又未摺你做晒家務先玩手機得唔得架，重有呀…]393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4SJojPXju
通常老婆訓話最少都要十五分鐘先肯停，應該好多人夫都同我一樣已經學識對老婆專用必殺獨有技能，就係人形過濾系統可以即時將老婆把聲完全抽離分隔。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOwXsMdPTrF
393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxbbYlzpS9
我：[係啦，現在即刻做啦。]393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDoBjJHcZQ
嗱，呢D唔係叫怕老婆，而係叫識時務。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97ydTlliAJ
393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3kyhYCzgJ
對住佢有時真係好攞命，大家千萬唔好誤會呀，無話佢差呀，起碼佢有一份正職而且人工又高過我，只不過呢，硬係覺得我似打佢工多過係佢老公囉。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8wtBLPwmOH
393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBJL6uH9gB
無法啦，我係屋企嘅時間比佢多，所以佢每日都會交低大量家頭細務要我。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MoiieyMLr
重要每樣野都要跟到足佢指示去做，佢嗰種強烈控制慾真係好難頂，不過算啦，鬼叫老婆係我自己揀咩。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzyhTdJuV0p
393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSWr572CIXI
當我係到清埋D手尾時，忽然又聽到老婆係廳到大叫：[老公！]393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMiqBF6Y1Ri
393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7OIcBXdJ3B
唉，又唔知做漏邊樣野。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApv9CvRrN5
我：[乜事呀？]393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ds5QmIa8A
393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdLpMYd3LV
老婆：[借你部手機比我用。]393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTsF36uCie0
393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6AXH6oyaW
我：[哦，放係房入面呀，妳自己去攞啦。]393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5iX6VWPgHT
過咗一陣老婆行入廚房手上面攞住我部手機，面黑黑一野將個mon隊埋我塊面講：[老公！]393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwANqzcjEyI
393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG161cZTCiD
仆街啦，我好似未閂交友app！！

393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzsH9LoFMm

~未完待續~

媒體元件小工具

ns216.73.216.179da2

Reading Theme:

Font Size:

Line Spacing:

Paragraph Spacing:

Load the next issue automatically