第二十六回 ふれあい411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZ5DAxkOgL
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聽聞香港歧視鏈排行榜係由南至北，住淺水灣歧視住柴灣，港島區歧視九龍區，西九歧視東九，九龍塘歧視上水，新界西歧視新界北，當中食物鏈最頂端當然係住山頂嘅朋友。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7QGZuxdhsh
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作為一個悲微嘅九龍居民絕小過港島區，自從做咗炒散就多咗好多機會過呢，主要當然係送貨。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6IdSczpQdZ
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不過今日有小小例外，因為有d私事所以去西環走一轉。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLu413ZI6O
對呢個地方嘅印象係好多海味舖，好多覺得住舊區好形嘅鬼佬，同埋好多愛心爆棚一個人拖幾隻唐狗出街嘅人。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJcscAyfUs
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中午時份過到呢，見到仲有好多著到好街坊嘅鬼佬攞住支啤酒拖住著狗企係酒吧前面到隊啤，點解佢地好似唔洗做咁？411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzo34KQHCB
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望住手機個地址，喺西環海皮嗰邊嘅一間西餐廳。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMNdjjOslyl
距離地鐵站唔算遠好快就去到，如果平日我一定唔會食呢D餐廳，個價錢真心貴。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMQBxoaTpR
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一入到去以後自己去咗外國，有好多七彩玻璃裝飾，木做天花吊扇好似慢動作一樣咁轉轉下，淺藍色天花同白色牆，d枱放得唔算太密，小圓枱鋪咗白色餐枱布同仲有一支小黃菊插係水晶花瓶到，成間餐廳佈置到希臘小白屋一樣好鬼靚。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMOM1F5cVy
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望望下有人向我揮手，原來亞儷已經到咗，仲坐係最入嘅一張枱到，估唔到我地只係隔咗一日又再見面。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKAWa7ueym
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立即行埋去：［到咗好耐呀？］411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXrI9pYXCp
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亞儷：［唔係，早你小小啫。］411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYTbk2fzze
佢望住我忍唔住笑。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27HqmfoVm3
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我問：［做乜？］411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Id7f524kX
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亞儷：［今日唔係短褲背心拖鞋喎。］411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6F1kORUPC8
411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5NMKwtsT5
我：［點同呢，今日特登過呢見妳丫嗎。］411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphxSvxaOiG
雖然無著老西，不過點都著返條長褲，唔係街坊裝。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5EuabZaOm
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坐底之後亞儷話：［叫野食先啦。］411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZocxvNf7UK
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攞起份餐牌一睇一張相都無全英文寫到密麻麻。幾想攞部手機出呢即時翻譯，不過自尊心制止咗呢個行為，好彩仲識分魚同肉。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQUfihjB8g
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當個肥佬侍應行過呢同落單時，佢又係全英，果然係做閪人生意。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ClM4XmeO9
佢幫亞儷落完單就望住我講英文，望見佢個樣第一個反應就係諗起林雪做茶記侍應嗰一幕。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvlhbnQ57X
可惜呢到無ABC餐比我叫，只好指住個餐牌有個應該係牛肉嘅餐。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRe6sajKs94
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侍應行開之後我問：［妳之前同話去寶翠園嗰邊食架，做乜突然轉地方？］411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8HgIhHwl8A
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亞儷：［啱啱個仔同我講話一陣同d同學去嗰邊飲野，費事比佢地撞到啦。］411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZwqPB8Cha
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我：［哦.... 妳驚好似我咁。］411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdAIUViC6zm
411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NwTI6slxK
亞儷一手指住我話：［你仲好講，前日比你老婆撞到正，問你點甩身你又話要出呢先傾。］411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WjdhYw9q5
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我：［哈哈，唔係邊有藉口再約妳呀。］411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvDTjsXfhV
411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6dUXSCzlr
亞儷聽到我咁講耷底頭偷笑咗一下然後話：［咁仲唔快d講。］411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2lXlAmuqk
411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFF6U1JjP2T
我：［唉…唔好提，個身仲痛緊。］411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuucjdYSGFQ
411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xPKVJBkrW
亞儷好愕然：［唔係呀，佢郁手打你呀？］411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7OWlqyJbJ
411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1sJZpYgBei
我：［點止打呀，仲要我跪係地下成晚懺悔添。］411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1o52hB2HFU
411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzrMK8KVaa
亞儷：［吓，咁你無事丫嗎？］411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhGrhxRJLD
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我：［之後仲要罰抄一萬句我以後不敢偷食添。］411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYE2wunMNo
之後我無出聲只係望住佢笑，聽到呢到亞儷開始覺得唔對路。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwc9eLqe8yG
411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhs9yWfulXe
亞儷：［點呀，係唔係玩我呀？］411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvac12gc2mm
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我：［哈哈，講下笑啫。］411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73ObYApYRz
411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurcM9aH6UO
亞儷：［你再唔講我就走啦。］411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VvNgT8qM2
411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXOFIIInXUj
我：［okok，我咪照直同佢講囉。］411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNN9TtPKhX7
411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5jYMSYI4b2
亞儷面黑黑：［仲玩呀。］411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8w5dB3i36
講完準備起身。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡejTyOLUHn9
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我：［我講真架，妳聽埋先啦。］411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08oESdHXUV
亞儷半信半疑咁坐返底。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkekry53cP
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相信唔只亞儷，好多人都想知偷食斷正可以點做。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEnKsAktk7
等我帶大家返去兩日前先，以下乃高難度動作，家中有細路嘅你（妳）切勿模仿。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ511hYLGekm
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話說係地鐵站比老婆見到我送亞儷走。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYtArHs6Hp
嗰一刻個腦真係一片空白，望住老婆面上表情，感受到濃烈殺氣，睇怕都死L硬。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8d4rIytrI
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正常人應該可以準備身後事，幸好作為一個大話專家臨場執生能力高。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUa754dBykF
第一時間扮到好鎮定咁望住亞儷，若無期事咁同佢講：［有乜野我再call妳，byebye。］411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6y1u2DHjv
411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLU98sbpM8
雖然亞儷個樣有d愕然唔知點算，但係佢都無乜可以做，唔通企係到食花生等睇戲咩，只係好有禮貌咁笑一笑然後離開。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zAz0Yz2d2
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睇住佢係眼前消失之後繼續拆炸彈。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4wZbj5ikg
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老婆當然黑晒面問：［我問你呀，佢係邊個呀？］411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgX61rogV8x
411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7xwdbTQ1R
我深深吸一口氣，然後話：［實不相瞞，啱啱約咗位人妻，打算同佢偷食。］411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02P23QxMPJ
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老婆聽到咁講即刻好大反應大聲話：［乜話？］411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnF8W7s5NyA
地鐵站周圍d人個個都望住我地，睇呢危險程度又再升多一級，都係唔好再玩火。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXCxiIROnr
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我：［老婆妳冷靜D先，妳望一望我。］411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLyYpbdvml
411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8SSQda7mq
老婆上下打量我一野無出聲。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg38XGOZ7HE
我繼續講：［妳幾時見過有人偷食會著背心短褲同拖鞋好似落街買餸咁樣架？妳係女人見到我咁都唔會有興趣啦係唔係呀。］411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAae1d4W1hM
411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0EWjR53B2t
老婆又再上下啤多一次跟住問：［你未答我剛才個係乜人呀。］411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKz2WK80Zm
411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhZR0sGuC6
睇呢仲未撲息d火。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNstfFOFgTK
我：［仲可以有乜女人搵我丫，一睇就知啦，著到咁靚女除咗保險仲可以係乜。］411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6oZJKzkQ8c
411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7oaHNzzAol
老婆：［無啦啦做乜有保險搵你呀？］411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgTmRHc8cO
411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHtKGNJh3U
我：［轉MPF呀皇帝。］411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwVO8WAaabT
呢個合情合理嘅理由，睇老婆面色就知佢信到十足，可惜撲息一個火頭另一個又起。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5q8mMGiWvw
411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1K36XjNvAO
老婆繼續面黑黑咁話：［今朝我話個女你做乜事走咗去呀？］411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUaWDKhFldJ
411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLs9xHXtL1
我：［咁唔通我又加把口鬧埋一齊呀，鬧有用我一早鬧咗啦。］411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmci8t9LGB
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老婆基本上係無理我答乜，佢只係不停咁將今朝鬧個女嘅野重複係我面前鬧多一次，不過我都無聽佢講乜，只係唔出聲由得佢發洩到返屋企為止。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9f55NMgrrr
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一路行個心已經係到偷笑，估唔到咁都無事，無野嘅只係太清楚老婆性格，佢對我有絕對信任，唔係信我唔會出軌，而係信我無本事出軌。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86A30wHF2S
411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8HEcgPW5j5
亞儷聽完我講返成件事就話：［咁都可以甩身，睇呢我要對你從新估計。］411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmuAYl8DDsc
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我：［估計乜？］411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLkHogvyoC
411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRYwcT5jgm
亞儷：［你講野有幾多成係真囉。］411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp99dibHtdE
411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBGf4j6aav
我：［都係去到非迫不得已先講大話啫，呃人好辛苦架。］411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0yKLIbHS2
無錯，講大話講得多個人真係人格分裂咁。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqb1XAmNIb
411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOiRdHMJT3v
我：［係呢，做乜今日妳無返工？］411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8P9lUcM9f3
411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkpY4CJu9e
亞儷笑笑口話：［今朝唔知醒。］411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCQtR3zLGu
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我：［尋晚又同d人夫傾到好夜呀？］411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdBW9tsybvp
411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJX6ep65GP
亞儷搖搖頭話：［唔係，尋晚食咗d安眠藥。］411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0VVy3tDbRQ
411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmEzHEsLyDJ
我：［做乜事要食藥？］411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1O8kpyt87M
411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWlEymqC8x
亞儷個樣有d無奈：［平日都瞓得唔好，食咗一排藥架啦。］411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtOdjnYwI3P
411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaeApk9oQni
我：［係唔係太大壓力？］411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2TnReSfik
411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnTa9UoSiJ
亞儷：［都市人有邊個無壓力。］411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPeNIA2Si31
咁佢又無講錯，近年新聞成日都有人坐坐下車因為小小事都可以打大交，證明大家都好大壓力。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2qq3jKvXv
411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaB4wJqwq2I
於是我地邊食飯邊傾下工作，我做炒散嘅無乜煩惱，政府宣傳都有講啦，做炒散又有乜好怕喎，生命無希望前路唔洗創，主要都係聽下佢講公司野，好快我地就食完個lunch。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqy9LVXcTMF
411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnlAk2vV31I
我：［妳係唔係要返屋企開工呀？］411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMHSjWRwVE
411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUOsOsMQdFQ
亞儷：［係呀。］411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswCHuq0yye
411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRX22OSKB4
佢未必想我知佢住邊，都係喺門口各自各走好d。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dcpq66cVX
我：［咁我唔阻妳啦，bye bye。］411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFqPH8TToZ
411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNARQbLjeDD
正當講完轉身行咗幾步亞儷就叫停我。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkSJ7eY45S
亞儷：［明呀，你趕唔趕時間呀？］411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUHvGKVWVu
411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG34mIPuPIs
我：［唔趕呀，做乜呀？］411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwwBLkRRzJ
411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlai5JmcREP
亞儷：［咁... 可唔可以陪我行一陣。］411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWwkXpJgOJ
411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjOGxkkhjR
剛才餐飯都feel到佢唔只係工作問題架啦，既然叫到梗係無問題啦。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTPFT7B8lU
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