第二十六回 ふれあい379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72fUPi1u3l
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聽聞香港歧視鏈排行榜係由南至北，住淺水灣歧視住柴灣，港島區歧視九龍區，西九歧視東九，九龍塘歧視上水，新界西歧視新界北，當中食物鏈最頂端當然係住山頂嘅朋友。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXEkEuof5M
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作為一個悲微嘅九龍居民絕小過港島區，自從做咗炒散就多咗好多機會過呢，主要當然係送貨。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ77zMrvmfc
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不過今日有小小例外，因為有d私事所以去西環走一轉。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1b325SPImL
對呢個地方嘅印象係好多海味舖，好多覺得住舊區好形嘅鬼佬，同埋好多愛心爆棚一個人拖幾隻唐狗出街嘅人。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxr4otn6eM
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中午時份過到呢，見到仲有好多著到好街坊嘅鬼佬攞住支啤酒拖住著狗企係酒吧前面到隊啤，點解佢地好似唔洗做咁？379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPDB3EOkPg
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望住手機個地址，喺西環海皮嗰邊嘅一間西餐廳。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8VcYpEQ9D
距離地鐵站唔算遠好快就去到，如果平日我一定唔會食呢D餐廳，個價錢真心貴。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMog5zmysi0
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhe3MDoWje
一入到去以後自己去咗外國，有好多七彩玻璃裝飾，木做天花吊扇好似慢動作一樣咁轉轉下，淺藍色天花同白色牆，d枱放得唔算太密，小圓枱鋪咗白色餐枱布同仲有一支小黃菊插係水晶花瓶到，成間餐廳佈置到希臘小白屋一樣好鬼靚。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPP4RPJfS7
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2TGK83AQqz
望望下有人向我揮手，原來亞儷已經到咗，仲坐係最入嘅一張枱到，估唔到我地只係隔咗一日又再見面。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡagaSSnhADc
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立即行埋去：［到咗好耐呀？］379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQwcAMcwnA
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizkw1OUEFf
亞儷：［唔係，早你小小啫。］379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVkVZOdFuL
佢望住我忍唔住笑。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ft2Vnzmfn
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaG7KzFBZiX
我問：［做乜？］379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUIC7QhX3uM
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3uJ3A9lwNq
亞儷：［今日唔係短褲背心拖鞋喎。］379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHddQbeOREq
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPwZ3nGUrS
我：［點同呢，今日特登過呢見妳丫嗎。］379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGl4SWDgxm
雖然無著老西，不過點都著返條長褲，唔係街坊裝。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡss19a2yXIp
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qE73eCWfa
坐底之後亞儷話：［叫野食先啦。］379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbsPwg2e0bp
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwfEIAXFBJ
攞起份餐牌一睇一張相都無全英文寫到密麻麻。幾想攞部手機出呢即時翻譯，不過自尊心制止咗呢個行為，好彩仲識分魚同肉。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlFWBwEveh2
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡys98ltFicD
當個肥佬侍應行過呢同落單時，佢又係全英，果然係做閪人生意。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXRmwH7its
佢幫亞儷落完單就望住我講英文，望見佢個樣第一個反應就係諗起林雪做茶記侍應嗰一幕。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡps5tN1sq4b
可惜呢到無ABC餐比我叫，只好指住個餐牌有個應該係牛肉嘅餐。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGT4GO0L2lX
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZLxgAsQru
侍應行開之後我問：［妳之前同話去寶翠園嗰邊食架，做乜突然轉地方？］379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcamhqEsEei
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xi4GfyoF6
亞儷：［啱啱個仔同我講話一陣同d同學去嗰邊飲野，費事比佢地撞到啦。］379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOE6GpbycEV
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMW3XzmnFD
我：［哦.... 妳驚好似我咁。］379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbrx3fzWzd
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylxCpzv7ZL
亞儷一手指住我話：［你仲好講，前日比你老婆撞到正，問你點甩身你又話要出呢先傾。］379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEUNQAJvD4k
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdS7ezSwd1
我：［哈哈，唔係邊有藉口再約妳呀。］379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmI6BtRBcO
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHeGQSozv0f
亞儷聽到我咁講耷底頭偷笑咗一下然後話：［咁仲唔快d講。］379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmFBrHlDyT
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrwbjJsuxSN
我：［唉…唔好提，個身仲痛緊。］379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9ON0pPvqF
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡve2TASlYvv
亞儷好愕然：［唔係呀，佢郁手打你呀？］379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJKmGRccUf
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIEDF1nOnm
我：［點止打呀，仲要我跪係地下成晚懺悔添。］379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbK07y82gI
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtVRmyPp9A
亞儷：［吓，咁你無事丫嗎？］379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFWnVDVwEZC
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3y9oY6v5Xp
我：［之後仲要罰抄一萬句我以後不敢偷食添。］379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGyWZUKd40
之後我無出聲只係望住佢笑，聽到呢到亞儷開始覺得唔對路。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKe9Qc8zFLK
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFiKjizyPZm
亞儷：［點呀，係唔係玩我呀？］379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHjZ3QmPwN
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2LBKcsRHU
我：［哈哈，講下笑啫。］379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS7ADVFNnyA
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT8f4X8Dsj5
亞儷：［你再唔講我就走啦。］379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7YLftmvJvA
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybyO7ex3aF
我：［okok，我咪照直同佢講囉。］379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRnHZB8VWL
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd21qHD2M7u
亞儷面黑黑：［仲玩呀。］379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHtps3dkraN
講完準備起身。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwXHgwESqD
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91ljM6YaNs
我：［我講真架，妳聽埋先啦。］379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOLDJnAEFuB
亞儷半信半疑咁坐返底。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHIvXCBrD0X
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9bnZ8LWrP
相信唔只亞儷，好多人都想知偷食斷正可以點做。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WBqWp0ODq
等我帶大家返去兩日前先，以下乃高難度動作，家中有細路嘅你（妳）切勿模仿。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAW5EvI404
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話說係地鐵站比老婆見到我送亞儷走。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcEO0i6rYh1
嗰一刻個腦真係一片空白，望住老婆面上表情，感受到濃烈殺氣，睇怕都死L硬。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmEIRys5kXC
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhRDRCU07yA
正常人應該可以準備身後事，幸好作為一個大話專家臨場執生能力高。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxEa1PJXrX
第一時間扮到好鎮定咁望住亞儷，若無期事咁同佢講：［有乜野我再call妳，byebye。］379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44ulhb8dV3
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwA3nL6sSZ
雖然亞儷個樣有d愕然唔知點算，但係佢都無乜可以做，唔通企係到食花生等睇戲咩，只係好有禮貌咁笑一笑然後離開。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6EaRobBxkA
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwyLAz6SRmP
睇住佢係眼前消失之後繼續拆炸彈。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Gv0vGOMIx
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDf9XEiXenL
老婆當然黑晒面問：［我問你呀，佢係邊個呀？］379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6athxkQaA6
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8B9u9eEt4
我深深吸一口氣，然後話：［實不相瞞，啱啱約咗位人妻，打算同佢偷食。］379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDsvGYOJyfF
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnb0uQtk57
老婆聽到咁講即刻好大反應大聲話：［乜話？］379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYClCCnCOMi
地鐵站周圍d人個個都望住我地，睇呢危險程度又再升多一級，都係唔好再玩火。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPwRRI0qNF
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhV2RjJkspJ
我：［老婆妳冷靜D先，妳望一望我。］379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDDEvxGtdJa
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNtXT11Qui
老婆上下打量我一野無出聲。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1P8N61jnKd
我繼續講：［妳幾時見過有人偷食會著背心短褲同拖鞋好似落街買餸咁樣架？妳係女人見到我咁都唔會有興趣啦係唔係呀。］379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9IB7Cv6k9q
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WHYqqV67p
老婆又再上下啤多一次跟住問：［你未答我剛才個係乜人呀。］379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScdI8m3eRE
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTM8YJzfA7J
睇呢仲未撲息d火。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpmbMiDBiu7
我：［仲可以有乜女人搵我丫，一睇就知啦，著到咁靚女除咗保險仲可以係乜。］379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgTudwdtMHO
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRaBjSN9S32
老婆：［無啦啦做乜有保險搵你呀？］379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsun1zNywmy
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBuT3Diw5H
我：［轉MPF呀皇帝。］379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SkipQ2MM1
呢個合情合理嘅理由，睇老婆面色就知佢信到十足，可惜撲息一個火頭另一個又起。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrrHfeFZov
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZnQYUyCnT
老婆繼續面黑黑咁話：［今朝我話個女你做乜事走咗去呀？］379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIMMtBllPVQ
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ36tI85v1Z
我：［咁唔通我又加把口鬧埋一齊呀，鬧有用我一早鬧咗啦。］379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlWLgJ9HrPk
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2qsvJKoeOM
老婆基本上係無理我答乜，佢只係不停咁將今朝鬧個女嘅野重複係我面前鬧多一次，不過我都無聽佢講乜，只係唔出聲由得佢發洩到返屋企為止。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63ULHfsn7B
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXiESBF3ufK
一路行個心已經係到偷笑，估唔到咁都無事，無野嘅只係太清楚老婆性格，佢對我有絕對信任，唔係信我唔會出軌，而係信我無本事出軌。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRoadeJEjpv
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnk6syOFsJ9
亞儷聽完我講返成件事就話：［咁都可以甩身，睇呢我要對你從新估計。］379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCf0QbqgQC
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZg8ickl79
我：［估計乜？］379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2vm50yE7J
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvJO5b5GBg
亞儷：［你講野有幾多成係真囉。］379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBDPq25iAU
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHLtRXMayx
我：［都係去到非迫不得已先講大話啫，呃人好辛苦架。］379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxHx0ErAVfu
無錯，講大話講得多個人真係人格分裂咁。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UPCamyFxR
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXXvvRdALt
我：［係呢，做乜今日妳無返工？］379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9YmESIxWJ
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGeYleE8sK5
亞儷笑笑口話：［今朝唔知醒。］379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkPa4ZfVPe
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwV0bqWR6xU
我：［尋晚又同d人夫傾到好夜呀？］379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULhzongOze
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhW6Jvag5Y
亞儷搖搖頭話：［唔係，尋晚食咗d安眠藥。］379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOQPrTgMsz
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFXBAYC6f1
我：［做乜事要食藥？］379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkL5N9VYz9
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbG6Z7qsff7
亞儷個樣有d無奈：［平日都瞓得唔好，食咗一排藥架啦。］379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlURJzxgA7q
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtyJ3Lgg9kb
我：［係唔係太大壓力？］379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZ6NVabUXI
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJA4PMDVdQ
亞儷：［都市人有邊個無壓力。］379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtvmJSCpcs
咁佢又無講錯，近年新聞成日都有人坐坐下車因為小小事都可以打大交，證明大家都好大壓力。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGpvqQ4lAq
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUT917FAO7M
於是我地邊食飯邊傾下工作，我做炒散嘅無乜煩惱，政府宣傳都有講啦，做炒散又有乜好怕喎，生命無希望前路唔洗創，主要都係聽下佢講公司野，好快我地就食完個lunch。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9pAVejCFIH
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhodNyvqvjW
我：［妳係唔係要返屋企開工呀？］379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUKSq71Jw6
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLYRTSbC7C
亞儷：［係呀。］379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLu21lm7Qe
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYmJNc7XFry
佢未必想我知佢住邊，都係喺門口各自各走好d。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXERGQT7QF
我：［咁我唔阻妳啦，bye bye。］379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6bSM1gCJN
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ig8jAFDRQ
正當講完轉身行咗幾步亞儷就叫停我。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3O3zFz7QQ
亞儷：［明呀，你趕唔趕時間呀？］379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gGTSqmLo6
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2yCTzAISO
我：［唔趕呀，做乜呀？］379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofFlFclobI
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvV0hnkuo3I
亞儷：［咁... 可唔可以陪我行一陣。］379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEe29Dw57lO
379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvAPYO2XmU
剛才餐飯都feel到佢唔只係工作問題架啦，既然叫到梗係無問題啦。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1q2CN7bgIy
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