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自問都係一個脾氣唔錯嘅人，就算平日比人(老婆)鬧我都好少出聲還擊，呢個先係一個成年人應有嘅成熟(懦弱)態度。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIWm96neNfG
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咁點解一個咁好脾氣嘅人都會比人激到發火，你地可能會估一定又係比人鬧賤男條氣唔順啦，又唔係喎。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzf3ms3i8X0
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話說啱啱見到有人用五十歲人妻呢做自介，於是好奇add呢傾下。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVQqtNWOoO
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五十歲人妻：【無所謂啦，你係到搵乜架？】318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZC8DJ4CzH2
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五十歲人妻：【真係？如果我現在約你即出你有無興趣？】318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1LfTh52oz
當我傻嘅咩講幾句就出，況且我現在係醫院出條命。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOHuk54cav
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五十歲人妻：【點解？呢到唔係個個男人都只係想食女咩？】318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47s4ND1Es6
又唔可以話佢錯嘅只係我今日唔得啫。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsHfoKoNDoK
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我：【唔係個個男人都係咁嘅。】318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCD1AJqFURR
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五十歲人妻：【你係唔係驚我係呃人嗰D呀。】318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqdqxpTVJEM
講到明就唚啦，邊有女人會咁主動丫，十成係D呃錢啦，見無聊先同妳玩兩野咋。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvG3R1y5TkW
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五十歲人妻：【哈哈，你係第一個say No嘅人，通常我問出呢玩個個都係話交換相睇咗先。】318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6K1hfh3WCw
係喎，點解我唔記得呢招，失敗。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUGwwYk2iD
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十個人妻十個都話悶架啦，試下佢先。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxBKpdkDrA
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五十歲人妻：【有一個，食過一次飯。】318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9jskue5xH
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五十歲人妻：【無呀？咁你做乜玩app呀人夫？】318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFhDi4BQ0cB
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五十歲人妻：【悶咪同老婆傾計囉。】318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPzgxmbdF8
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我：【老婆唔多理我。】318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHQoWqku1a
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我：【唔怕辛苦咪做飲食囉，譚仔長期請人，再唔係麥記囉。】318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡix97XJdBOE
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睇呢都係想引我入局架啦，我先無咁蠢。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1JiFPEpbxX
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五十歲人妻：【我要正經嘅工呀。】318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ZjWskcX8C
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五十歲人妻：【你搵幾錢一個月呀？】318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMtOkW86n7o
似啦，佢開始入正題。傻嘅咩搵幾多都同妳講。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQpFcxU1f4k
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五十歲人妻：【吓！咁少，唔怪得之老婆唔理你囉。】318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxYVJbgs6A
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五十歲人妻：【其實你幾多歲？】318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDyrOoTrUA
問得呢個問題睇怕係想搵個大年紀易呃啦。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcvyI26QIJ
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五十歲人妻：【吓？乜你咁大年紀架。】318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVy5o1teS42
喂!!我已經報細咗幾年囉喎，睇佢呢個反應唔似係呃人嗰班，呃人嗰D通常都係話唔介意年紀大。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5eHEW2KOL9
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五十歲人妻：【我邊有咁老，三十幾之嗎。】318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8ZmMtA4g3
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我：【咁三十幾扮五十歲係乜野玩法？】318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzed2TShOI9
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五十歲人妻：【D男人唔咸濕就唔會add個五十歲女人啦。】318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFozzkZJuNN
佢講野同思維都唔似三十幾，似十幾歲多D囉。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdczJ7n5seB
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我：【咁我悶想搵人傾計啫，又無講咸野又無話約。】318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOoNYXHwuRv
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五十歲人妻：【一睇就知你無朋友啦，又搵得咁少，重要學人玩app添，如果唔係我好心肯同你傾計我諗應該無女人會應你囉，你講野又悶又唔好玩。】318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lKt3KEXFL
條眼眉開始失控咁跳，手激動到有D震，個口係到細細聲講粗口。唔可以比佢大到我嘅，要大返佢轉頭。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0yfsxfOeEj
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我：【妳唔係咁天真呀？網上傾計點會同人講真話呀，唔通我住羅便臣道又話妳知咩？】318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLweKBnn1P
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五十歲人妻：【超，公屋仔扮有錢佬呀？】318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLFiQqHBic
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忽然佢又爆咗句：【哈哈，我老公問你係唔係上網睇得討論區多，幾十歲人重學人玩app溝女，知唔知個醜字點寫。】318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFcwsNj3KfJ
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最慘係佢全部都講中晒。我以為自己已經仆街架啦，原來有D人可以仆街過我。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL61LNcYN6B
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如果第二個應該爆粗小佢，好彩我係一個有修養嘅人，幾嬲我都唔會對住女人講粗口，不過.... 比人咁樣串，唔還拖重係男人呢嘅。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DbCGTntTp
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就係我打緊十八個字嘅粗口時忽然聽到一把女聲叫：[黃小明。]318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCFini0erK
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係剛才個肥護士，我心情唔好所以語氣都麻麻地好唔耐煩咁講：[乜事呀？]318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84dkP5GZ8O
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無理會佢繼續打字，跟住聽到另一把女聲講：[黃先生，麻煩你放底部手機先。]318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhSc8jeb8O
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比人係咁吹真係好煩，當我放底手機想爆粗時：[都話等…]318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCO6tLPDvV
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眼前見到肥姑娘同一位女醫生，而呢位女醫生居然係一個熟識嘅人，點解佢會係呢到嘅？318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR67AeS6FhY
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