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自問都係一個脾氣唔錯嘅人，就算平日比人(老婆)鬧我都好少出聲還擊，呢個先係一個成年人應有嘅成熟(懦弱)態度。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPUUrOIwTu
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咁點解一個咁好脾氣嘅人都會比人激到發火，你地可能會估一定又係比人鬧賤男條氣唔順啦，又唔係喎。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ygF1oE8RX
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五十歲人妻：【真係？如果我現在約你即出你有無興趣？】427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9hq3OjCOB
當我傻嘅咩講幾句就出，況且我現在係醫院出條命。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67rwvYfkZk
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五十歲人妻：【點解？呢到唔係個個男人都只係想食女咩？】427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mR2wg2gw2
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我：【唔係個個男人都係咁嘅。】427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Dma0mBAEf
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五十歲人妻：【哈哈，你係第一個say No嘅人，通常我問出呢玩個個都係話交換相睇咗先。】427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWRDxOxl1I
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十個人妻十個都話悶架啦，試下佢先。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTM0Gvxbm71
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五十歲人妻：【有一個，食過一次飯。】427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡafMCeE3CrN
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五十歲人妻：【無呀？咁你做乜玩app呀人夫？】427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWf1ChbB1d
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五十歲人妻：【悶咪同老婆傾計囉。】427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnphrY0D6JU
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喂!!我已經報細咗幾年囉喎，睇佢呢個反應唔似係呃人嗰班，呃人嗰D通常都係話唔介意年紀大。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQpqCPnjCeZ
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五十歲人妻：【我邊有咁老，三十幾之嗎。】427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9ZERrd4i8
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五十歲人妻：【D男人唔咸濕就唔會add個五十歲女人啦。】427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVjqWfiK6Pb
佢講野同思維都唔似三十幾，似十幾歲多D囉。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqo1gq9VaPy
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五十歲人妻：【一睇就知你無朋友啦，又搵得咁少，重要學人玩app添，如果唔係我好心肯同你傾計我諗應該無女人會應你囉，你講野又悶又唔好玩。】427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLp8UdB0V1D
條眼眉開始失控咁跳，手激動到有D震，個口係到細細聲講粗口。唔可以比佢大到我嘅，要大返佢轉頭。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9XqqTxOaH
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我：【妳唔係咁天真呀？網上傾計點會同人講真話呀，唔通我住羅便臣道又話妳知咩？】427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Gi2Rqsz1W
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忽然佢又爆咗句：【哈哈，我老公問你係唔係上網睇得討論區多，幾十歲人重學人玩app溝女，知唔知個醜字點寫。】427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVSynoweI4
睇到呢到真係忍無可忍，串我老串我無錢無朋友都無所謂，居然賤到兩公婆一齊玩人，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1zdWiSPwu
最慘係佢全部都講中晒。我以為自己已經仆街架啦，原來有D人可以仆街過我。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9gU6zWFoy
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如果第二個應該爆粗小佢，好彩我係一個有修養嘅人，幾嬲我都唔會對住女人講粗口，不過.... 比人咁樣串，唔還拖重係男人呢嘅。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGJ6jrvEuT
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就係我打緊十八個字嘅粗口時忽然聽到一把女聲叫：[黃小明。]427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGtrjdhvsD9
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係剛才個肥護士，我心情唔好所以語氣都麻麻地好唔耐煩咁講：[乜事呀？]427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9CbkJd1AK4
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比人係咁吹真係好煩，當我放底手機想爆粗時：[都話等…]427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlB9dYFJgyg
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眼前見到肥姑娘同一位女醫生，而呢位女醫生居然係一個熟識嘅人，點解佢會係呢到嘅？427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXuit9jP3yh
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