第九回 孤身走我路290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzeo4c62DhJ
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自從冬叔走咗佬留底個爛攤子比我同冬嬸，睇返公司盤數先知冬叔一早步處好晒，之前D行家欠佢嘅錢都收返晒，公司戶口一豪子都無，銀行條數只好留比冬嬸我無能為力，見佢一把年紀人財兩失好可憐，硬住頭皮幫佢手執埋D手尾，跟住就正式加入失業大軍。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOCf1nEbdn
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無同老婆講我失業，唔係怕佢擔心而係怕佢煩，佢D邏輯比較奇怪。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvysYzd4bks
以前試過同佢講如果失業唔知做乜好，結果佢話：[你咁鍾意玩HiFi咪去個HiFi Sales囉。]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5XsBDtV3XB
咁我夠鍾意睇四仔啦，唔通又可以去做AV男優咩？有咁易我就唔洗不斷食檸檬啦，四十幾歲人無學歷又無體力又無技能，見過好多唔同工種，D人一見你係中年人又無經驗即刻耍手擰頭。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoTMHZbCF6Z
290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfe0f8Bgr8
馬死落地行為咗搵食只好乜工都試下做，試過做送水，返咗半日就比人話無氣無力唔請，又試過做飲食，一日打爛幾隻杯結果比人炒咗，連步兵都做過，可惜唔夠印巴搶單。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBXHCELQHN
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好彩有一類工種係唔需要乜野特別技能，真係乜人都請，你地一定會以為係做保險或者傳銷啦？No la ，出賣親朋戚友呢D野我唔做嘅，我講緊呢一行好特別，因為你只需要有腳力同笑容。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRnFyzZ0fg
290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5qMFqEYpI
成世人除咗結婚好似未著過西裝，今日第一日返工好難得著住一套整齊黑西裝，照照鏡望落都重幾靚仔唔差得過劉華幾多，換好衫就行出去一個即將開賣嘅新樓盤大堂，見到一大班人有男有女有老有嫩，男嘅同我一樣西裝筆挺，女嘅短裙高踭鞋。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDoQbBBu6o9
290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1r5NEnBMR4
大家都著到靚一靚，只要一有人行過D女就好似夜場做嘅小姐咁笑到四萬咁口行過去，男嘅就好似馬夫咁沖過去係咁叫老細呢邊，成個場面有D混亂又有D搞笑，呢班香港特有產物就係地產經紀，三更貪五更富完全係香港人寫照，好彩以我今時今日嘅職位唔洗再做呢D野。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzzIdhcLaH
290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWplX6F3cL5
就係我隔岸觀火欣賞緊呢場大混戰時有人叫我，一個同我一樣著黑西裝矮我兩個頭嘅肥佬慢慢行近。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSEbZFXq53R
肥佬一口潮州音話：[你…叫阿明…係唔係呀？]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQ58KKDeCo
唔知佢有幾耐無行過路，睇見佢行幾步路呼吸都好似有D問題咁喘晒氣標晒汗，呢個肥佬就係呢個場嘅老大。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk2qhKux7To
第一日開工見到高層點都要恭恭敬敬咁叫聲：[阿頭早晨，係呀我叫阿明。]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXYlxApoIu
290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVmjy4KjbU
佢抖順條氣之後講：[嗱，你唔好企呢到啦，過去企嗰邊睇住佢地。]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznBWCd0psy
然後一手指住商場入口嗰位。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50oTga8jaH
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嗰到好丫睇得重清楚，我應咗一聲：[哦。]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYJhfsr8gX
正當我想行過去時肥佬又叫停我。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7r9DiKxVk
290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtLeQ0t61tj
肥佬：[等等。]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4MUF1NzbC
290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTvykHiizt
轉身望住肥佬問：[乜野事呀阿頭？]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibyIPQ75xF
290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSgvG1BavTy
肥佬示意我烏底身，然後佢係我耳邊細細聲講：[如果班友又打大交你唔好理佢地。]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgwPud925X
290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Oj8YRxPSS
我：[吓，打交？個個都著到咁斯文唔會呱。]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMOYemVWn8g
290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWQPRlMcgQ
肥佬笑一笑話：[美中關係一向都差。]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPkISxfFiJ
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聽到我拗晒頭：[美中？]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XEbkTmKxv
290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4xrjU8uOB
肥佬：[美聯同中原呀。]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡngc645T3kD
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我：[哦…]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiKB0cEHNWe
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肥佬：[佢地上星期先打完。]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnNOna1Cl0
290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9KslC7oQX
我：[又睇唔出喎，咁如果真係郁手都由得佢地呀？會唔會搞出人命架？]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5LJEu3Qe4i
290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXtfTwg0uBw
肥佬：[唔會，成班病壞手軟腳軟邊有本事打死人。]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfpfrtG8ei4
290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlVcfYC6bLb
我：[咁點處理？]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5EKu66V3E
290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZ2nMlrELm
肥佬：[咁梗係第一時間叫清潔過嚟睇下地下有無水呀垃圾呀同清走D雜物啦。]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuT4elutxId
290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcJygV9713
我係咁點頭表示明白：[咁我地做乜呀？]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYPI8OULxC
290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvnGCkjkVp
肥佬：[咪睇住佢地做囉。]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTBq6Zu3gT
290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhyjzBGfS0c
肥佬陰陰嘴笑住話：[我地做保安嘅職責只係維持秩序，啫係叫D人排下隊同埋唔好塞住個商場入口，打交呢D野已經超出我地工作範圍我地無權管。]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIB8HAwMovJ
呢個肥佬咁卸膊嘅…290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoE6f20OpyZ
290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2nYJFtq29d
我：[咁…如果佢地唔停手呢？]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgKFij1C4e
290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7OblKJ1u5D
肥佬鎖晒眉話：[你估劈友咩，幾時見過打交會打到唔停手丫？打麻雀就會唔停手。]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmi6V95BGwC
290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJl4EnC3e1y
我：[咁又係…]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPpg6ICsmR
290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4TZoAj6CE
肥佬又再拉一拉我叫我烏底身，又再係我耳邊細細聲話：[我地保安部開咗個盤口，睇下呢個月打最耐係幾多分鐘，你有無興趣玩下？]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4GHJxqVbO
290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQjlF2bmMs
我：[睇嚟呢個場都經常開波喎。]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNcaiKKIfr
290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzvpQ3FndO
肥佬：[當然啦，唔係點解叫你唔好理佢地。]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDncOpmRJn
正所謂小賭可以怡情大賭可以變李嘉誠。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOtuyqRGOk
290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8uI36X36dH
我：[咁…現在個盤口係幾多？]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLQwlBDFGG
290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWh6R0pY4Vg
肥佬：[上分鐘之內一陪一，一分鐘以上一陪二。比個貼士你呀上次佢地打咗唔夠三十秒。]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEW7fI0WU3
290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgGVprcrYl
我：[咁如果打唔成呢？]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjo0aitLGE
290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMt2pSIfEFy
肥佬：[莊家，啫係我通殺。]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDJoF5fBD8
290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ37nuGYgLL
我：[原來如此…]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVTG6Q0Xty
果然係老屎忽，唔怪得之可以做保安部大佬。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFHdtfwCXvU
290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOw2eUPsqU
我：[咁我細細地玩下。]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6AohEFE1r
然後係銀包攞咗一舊水比肥佬，佢收完錢之後笑笑口咁慢慢行返入保安室。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8R7RAkdbva
行行下佢又轉身對住我講：[記住笑笑口呀，如果唔係一陣又比人投訴話我地保安成日黑口黑面架啦。]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTpTppoCEe
290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvCDHg4xwK
我：[哦。]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZ2XI0w9va
290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Be60hLE74
第一日工作正式開始，返保安真係好無聊成日企係到發呆，唯一娛樂就係睇下女同望住班地產經紀爭客。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZby4VBjbg
幾辛苦先磨到夠鐘食中午飯，以前都係一個人食飯多估唔到新工都依然係一條友食，睇呢我唔只無女人緣，連人緣都無。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiS6Cv58McG
290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHcSRrFfFY
好彩我唔係唯一一個，望下身邊好多人都係一條友食飯，個個都係望住手機，290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLM7zvMn2W
就算一班人食飯，D人都係各自望住部手機同其他人係零交流，有時覺得都市人真係好冷漠。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDlaFqP41h
290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclwrn6wH3M
忽然我諗起文欣，呢排掛住搵工都好少同佢傾計，唔知佢有無跟我提議去做呢？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOLWcnTdMIp
雖然係好難同人開口講有性需要，特別係女人，好易比人一個好淫嘅錯覺，但係有時非常期就要用D非常手法先可以達到目的。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIYgvUHhcU
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~未完待續~290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXhlQMsB8O
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