第九回 孤身走我路390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnkaj95bS6c
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自從冬叔走咗佬留底個爛攤子比我同冬嬸，睇返公司盤數先知冬叔一早步處好晒，之前D行家欠佢嘅錢都收返晒，公司戶口一豪子都無，銀行條數只好留比冬嬸我無能為力，見佢一把年紀人財兩失好可憐，硬住頭皮幫佢手執埋D手尾，跟住就正式加入失業大軍。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡafY4SvS6aY
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無同老婆講我失業，唔係怕佢擔心而係怕佢煩，佢D邏輯比較奇怪。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsqYdLBPdAU
以前試過同佢講如果失業唔知做乜好，結果佢話：[你咁鍾意玩HiFi咪去個HiFi Sales囉。]390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34R4P9eTsF
咁我夠鍾意睇四仔啦，唔通又可以去做AV男優咩？有咁易我就唔洗不斷食檸檬啦，四十幾歲人無學歷又無體力又無技能，見過好多唔同工種，D人一見你係中年人又無經驗即刻耍手擰頭。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxoBtaudn9D
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馬死落地行為咗搵食只好乜工都試下做，試過做送水，返咗半日就比人話無氣無力唔請，又試過做飲食，一日打爛幾隻杯結果比人炒咗，連步兵都做過，可惜唔夠印巴搶單。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSn2AzctwWE
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好彩有一類工種係唔需要乜野特別技能，真係乜人都請，你地一定會以為係做保險或者傳銷啦？No la ，出賣親朋戚友呢D野我唔做嘅，我講緊呢一行好特別，因為你只需要有腳力同笑容。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbm2EAkzomI
390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRjAQEHTmv
成世人除咗結婚好似未著過西裝，今日第一日返工好難得著住一套整齊黑西裝，照照鏡望落都重幾靚仔唔差得過劉華幾多，換好衫就行出去一個即將開賣嘅新樓盤大堂，見到一大班人有男有女有老有嫩，男嘅同我一樣西裝筆挺，女嘅短裙高踭鞋。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwCdtiF1Yq
390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw05yTNZg56
大家都著到靚一靚，只要一有人行過D女就好似夜場做嘅小姐咁笑到四萬咁口行過去，男嘅就好似馬夫咁沖過去係咁叫老細呢邊，成個場面有D混亂又有D搞笑，呢班香港特有產物就係地產經紀，三更貪五更富完全係香港人寫照，好彩以我今時今日嘅職位唔洗再做呢D野。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdANWM6AEIy
390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKQ3jzj5Wg
就係我隔岸觀火欣賞緊呢場大混戰時有人叫我，一個同我一樣著黑西裝矮我兩個頭嘅肥佬慢慢行近。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqaQJPwDdI
肥佬一口潮州音話：[你…叫阿明…係唔係呀？]390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnr0BtGchHv
唔知佢有幾耐無行過路，睇見佢行幾步路呼吸都好似有D問題咁喘晒氣標晒汗，呢個肥佬就係呢個場嘅老大。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjX6m9lGdWu
第一日開工見到高層點都要恭恭敬敬咁叫聲：[阿頭早晨，係呀我叫阿明。]390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nvLAUPEvJ
390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDUBsUdY99S
佢抖順條氣之後講：[嗱，你唔好企呢到啦，過去企嗰邊睇住佢地。]390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvJoBmW44r
然後一手指住商場入口嗰位。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoeabDdcSSr
390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiiU1MJeC5
嗰到好丫睇得重清楚，我應咗一聲：[哦。]390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbjdozpKwc
正當我想行過去時肥佬又叫停我。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1BaYySz3t
390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlnWvHe0hf7
肥佬：[等等。]390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYRMo225Vk
390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5uDksNPJw
轉身望住肥佬問：[乜野事呀阿頭？]390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FB45eXKBg
390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfy3RPXCf1
肥佬示意我烏底身，然後佢係我耳邊細細聲講：[如果班友又打大交你唔好理佢地。]390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXzFgEjb30
390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBUOHPMdya
我：[吓，打交？個個都著到咁斯文唔會呱。]390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnfkjtcB0a
390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOI83QuMTCa
肥佬笑一笑話：[美中關係一向都差。]390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXEP3lJBqCn
390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSgq9ItiSC
聽到我拗晒頭：[美中？]390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpVDmpMrMW
390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvms4WhwlhE
肥佬：[美聯同中原呀。]390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHRGfQzsWA
390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFWkjidajN
我：[哦…]390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqm4nCt6ak
390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8dvjje10Ct
肥佬：[佢地上星期先打完。]390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYnG2HxRJI
390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQIKTj1ajD
我：[又睇唔出喎，咁如果真係郁手都由得佢地呀？會唔會搞出人命架？]390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYmEuzaBgh0
390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdhBtkC3Qj
肥佬：[唔會，成班病壞手軟腳軟邊有本事打死人。]390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqyPu0fPlQ
390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NoSPYdoCg
我：[咁點處理？]390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxFT03FqKK
390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2ewkMq1iQ
肥佬：[咁梗係第一時間叫清潔過嚟睇下地下有無水呀垃圾呀同清走D雜物啦。]390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWnElXJTkA
390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡux5SCcn1bC
我係咁點頭表示明白：[咁我地做乜呀？]390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7WuFQLYdC
390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPsYJWfC5EP
肥佬：[咪睇住佢地做囉。]390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8yIULtPOT5
390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv28hDhctsN
肥佬陰陰嘴笑住話：[我地做保安嘅職責只係維持秩序，啫係叫D人排下隊同埋唔好塞住個商場入口，打交呢D野已經超出我地工作範圍我地無權管。]390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0gYNPKPCx
呢個肥佬咁卸膊嘅…390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTIUJLXPRVG
390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwg8FTLYck4
我：[咁…如果佢地唔停手呢？]390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmrUeIHAZI
390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXa5YZa0V8
肥佬鎖晒眉話：[你估劈友咩，幾時見過打交會打到唔停手丫？打麻雀就會唔停手。]390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUsvqEgO6Ka
390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmRapbCsEL
我：[咁又係…]390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvW0EfBl9px
390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtvyF79RyG
肥佬又再拉一拉我叫我烏底身，又再係我耳邊細細聲話：[我地保安部開咗個盤口，睇下呢個月打最耐係幾多分鐘，你有無興趣玩下？]390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbfCiKCitYC
390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8v9vUt08z
我：[睇嚟呢個場都經常開波喎。]390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBy5V5atpw
390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNBXjgqcFN
肥佬：[當然啦，唔係點解叫你唔好理佢地。]390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hUnmyFiZG
正所謂小賭可以怡情大賭可以變李嘉誠。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQ2i4zZx5X
390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsreWL6KdyX
我：[咁…現在個盤口係幾多？]390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOMBUTFYvX
390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58JAuHxAEI
肥佬：[上分鐘之內一陪一，一分鐘以上一陪二。比個貼士你呀上次佢地打咗唔夠三十秒。]390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGR67921ex
390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLiD7LIarSu
我：[咁如果打唔成呢？]390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ28J64pZBMh
390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡooRARQUmAj
肥佬：[莊家，啫係我通殺。]390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mFzrswn15
390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUL0ap33ZA
我：[原來如此…]390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcq5Ey2m4gK
果然係老屎忽，唔怪得之可以做保安部大佬。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYTVm1EtDd
390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfQY7hkbEM
我：[咁我細細地玩下。]390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdGaBzcFna
然後係銀包攞咗一舊水比肥佬，佢收完錢之後笑笑口咁慢慢行返入保安室。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtoBeTMAEl2
行行下佢又轉身對住我講：[記住笑笑口呀，如果唔係一陣又比人投訴話我地保安成日黑口黑面架啦。]390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3R4OOIcndF
390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCBQ6olyDu
我：[哦。]390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAEV3fIHPCP
390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWIIJqptmA
第一日工作正式開始，返保安真係好無聊成日企係到發呆，唯一娛樂就係睇下女同望住班地產經紀爭客。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIybx0oqgHr
幾辛苦先磨到夠鐘食中午飯，以前都係一個人食飯多估唔到新工都依然係一條友食，睇呢我唔只無女人緣，連人緣都無。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgC48p3E2u
390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPa1SpRv7d
好彩我唔係唯一一個，望下身邊好多人都係一條友食飯，個個都係望住手機，390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvGXp82hgR
就算一班人食飯，D人都係各自望住部手機同其他人係零交流，有時覺得都市人真係好冷漠。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vjGPmj0kQ
390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4j9tZuqHo4
忽然我諗起文欣，呢排掛住搵工都好少同佢傾計，唔知佢有無跟我提議去做呢？390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQQdhu3LiB
雖然係好難同人開口講有性需要，特別係女人，好易比人一個好淫嘅錯覺，但係有時非常期就要用D非常手法先可以達到目的。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1Kty6g7xu
390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzql5yJHu2t
~未完待續~390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJIBVLOkJ9w
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390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6lxRwJP1V
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